Sometimes I get my gunpla markers out just to shove them up my ass and pretend it's Loran Cehack

whatever you do, do NOT play ULTRAKILL! it'll turn you into a girl! one moment you'll innocently ask how the marksman works, but next thing you know you'll be wearing thigh highs while having impure girly thoughts about dead-slabrailcoining sisyphus prime and wanting V1 to have gay sex with gabriel!

Life before death
Suck before fuck
Journey before destination

I think I get bsky now. It's like tw*tter except I don't see ads for cryptocurrency and a politician likes my posts about Alf cock

more and more people are coming out bi - meanwhile my wife just told me I'm more of a "Sell"

How can straight people be the dominant sexuality? They are weak and cowardly. They would never survive a drawn out seige.

Reskeet if you like trans people 🏳️‍⚧️

Somebody once told me a guy is gonna blow me

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Playing baldurs gate 1 and 2 at he same time and pretending is baldurs gate 3

Why do we keep pretending boats are real

How do I send a script to Steven Spielberg? Because I have a great script about a robot who just learned what frotting is

I can kickflip and once didn't burn a frozen pizza, hmu

Damn bro nice ass, you play blazblue centralfiction?

this site needs a badge i can pay $8 a month for to trick people into thinking I am a Mod

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