Heather Bartos
@menopauserocks.bsky.social
midlife writer of midlife
yas, sisters. it’s time to stop and…
September 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
yas, sisters. it’s time to stop and…
can i have like 50 of these little dudes? 🏴💗
September 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
can i have like 50 of these little dudes? 🏴💗
texas sunset over my horse’s mane.
May 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
texas sunset over my horse’s mane.
this pretty much sums up yesterday:
when you’re handed a F*CK taco for lunch. there are so many directions i could take this.
yes, sir. thanks for the free F*CK taco. i don’t think that means what you think that means.
when you’re handed a F*CK taco for lunch. there are so many directions i could take this.
yes, sir. thanks for the free F*CK taco. i don’t think that means what you think that means.
April 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
this pretty much sums up yesterday:
when you’re handed a F*CK taco for lunch. there are so many directions i could take this.
yes, sir. thanks for the free F*CK taco. i don’t think that means what you think that means.
when you’re handed a F*CK taco for lunch. there are so many directions i could take this.
yes, sir. thanks for the free F*CK taco. i don’t think that means what you think that means.
This seems symbolic of so much right now…
April 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This seems symbolic of so much right now…
when your new crystal skull shows up and you’re so happy but then so sad because they’re shutting down due to tariffs…
April 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
when your new crystal skull shows up and you’re so happy but then so sad because they’re shutting down due to tariffs…
so they tried to ban it. Twice.
But this is happening. June 24 (also vagina appreciation day)
now on amazon!
But this is happening. June 24 (also vagina appreciation day)
now on amazon!
April 3, 2025 at 12:20 PM
so they tried to ban it. Twice.
But this is happening. June 24 (also vagina appreciation day)
now on amazon!
But this is happening. June 24 (also vagina appreciation day)
now on amazon!
pugilcious monday to you!
March 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
pugilcious monday to you!
my cat loves bags. like must lay on them. anyone else?
March 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
my cat loves bags. like must lay on them. anyone else?
yes, ladies… chew on this!
March 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
yes, ladies… chew on this!
spring is on its way (you can’t see the hundreds of busy little pollinators enjoying the flowers)
March 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
spring is on its way (you can’t see the hundreds of busy little pollinators enjoying the flowers)
48 hours in NYC promoting my upcoming book: Quickies: 100 Little Lessons for Living Sexily Ever After in Midlife.
the fact that the old book distributor banned it for being “p0rn” is irrelevant on this beautiful
day. HAPPY WOMEN’S DAY!
the fact that the old book distributor banned it for being “p0rn” is irrelevant on this beautiful
day. HAPPY WOMEN’S DAY!
March 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
48 hours in NYC promoting my upcoming book: Quickies: 100 Little Lessons for Living Sexily Ever After in Midlife.
the fact that the old book distributor banned it for being “p0rn” is irrelevant on this beautiful
day. HAPPY WOMEN’S DAY!
the fact that the old book distributor banned it for being “p0rn” is irrelevant on this beautiful
day. HAPPY WOMEN’S DAY!
the highest rate for suicide in women is between the ages of 45-50. is it coincidence it happens around menopause. Mental health at midlife! we need to discuss it more
February 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
the highest rate for suicide in women is between the ages of 45-50. is it coincidence it happens around menopause. Mental health at midlife! we need to discuss it more
watching the big game with our elf in the shelf who is doing WFH this year from north pole (they have a remote program)
so far the ruffs are 14, fluffs 3
go puppy bowl!!
so far the ruffs are 14, fluffs 3
go puppy bowl!!
February 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
watching the big game with our elf in the shelf who is doing WFH this year from north pole (they have a remote program)
so far the ruffs are 14, fluffs 3
go puppy bowl!!
so far the ruffs are 14, fluffs 3
go puppy bowl!!
today…just a kitty photo
February 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
today…just a kitty photo
Donkey tuesday!
meet Ellie!
meet Ellie!
January 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Donkey tuesday!
meet Ellie!
meet Ellie!
they say learning a new musical instrument helps keep your brain sharp, especially at menopause. so here’s what i’m starting to learn…
November 18, 2024 at 12:30 AM
they say learning a new musical instrument helps keep your brain sharp, especially at menopause. so here’s what i’m starting to learn…
who else sees the dragon? i feel better now.
November 16, 2024 at 2:36 AM
who else sees the dragon? i feel better now.
pug in a hole
ps: no pugs/potatoes were harmed in making this photo.
ps: no pugs/potatoes were harmed in making this photo.
November 15, 2024 at 3:13 AM
pug in a hole
ps: no pugs/potatoes were harmed in making this photo.
ps: no pugs/potatoes were harmed in making this photo.