Heather Bartos
@menopauserocks.bsky.social
midlife writer of midlife
yas, sisters. it’s time to stop and…
September 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
yas, sisters. it’s time to stop and…
can i have like 50 of these little dudes? 🏴💗
September 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
can i have like 50 of these little dudes? 🏴💗
texas sunset over my horse’s mane.
May 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
texas sunset over my horse’s mane.
this pretty much sums up yesterday:
when you’re handed a F*CK taco for lunch. there are so many directions i could take this.
yes, sir. thanks for the free F*CK taco. i don’t think that means what you think that means.
when you’re handed a F*CK taco for lunch. there are so many directions i could take this.
yes, sir. thanks for the free F*CK taco. i don’t think that means what you think that means.
April 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
this pretty much sums up yesterday:
when you’re handed a F*CK taco for lunch. there are so many directions i could take this.
yes, sir. thanks for the free F*CK taco. i don’t think that means what you think that means.
when you’re handed a F*CK taco for lunch. there are so many directions i could take this.
yes, sir. thanks for the free F*CK taco. i don’t think that means what you think that means.
This seems symbolic of so much right now…
April 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This seems symbolic of so much right now…
when your new crystal skull shows up and you’re so happy but then so sad because they’re shutting down due to tariffs…
April 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
when your new crystal skull shows up and you’re so happy but then so sad because they’re shutting down due to tariffs…
so they tried to ban it. Twice.
But this is happening. June 24 (also vagina appreciation day)
now on amazon!
But this is happening. June 24 (also vagina appreciation day)
now on amazon!
April 3, 2025 at 12:20 PM
so they tried to ban it. Twice.
But this is happening. June 24 (also vagina appreciation day)
now on amazon!
But this is happening. June 24 (also vagina appreciation day)
now on amazon!
pugilcious monday to you!
March 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
pugilcious monday to you!
Banned.
Banned on appeal.
Held hostage in book purgatory.
Had to “pay” to speak to customer service.
now…oh wait, we’d love to work with you!
isn’t this literary gaslighting? or just abuse.
Banned on appeal.
Held hostage in book purgatory.
Had to “pay” to speak to customer service.
now…oh wait, we’d love to work with you!
isn’t this literary gaslighting? or just abuse.
March 31, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Banned.
Banned on appeal.
Held hostage in book purgatory.
Had to “pay” to speak to customer service.
now…oh wait, we’d love to work with you!
isn’t this literary gaslighting? or just abuse.
Banned on appeal.
Held hostage in book purgatory.
Had to “pay” to speak to customer service.
now…oh wait, we’d love to work with you!
isn’t this literary gaslighting? or just abuse.
my cat loves bags. like must lay on them. anyone else?
March 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
my cat loves bags. like must lay on them. anyone else?
yes, ladies… chew on this!
March 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
yes, ladies… chew on this!
spring is on its way (you can’t see the hundreds of busy little pollinators enjoying the flowers)
March 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
spring is on its way (you can’t see the hundreds of busy little pollinators enjoying the flowers)
48 hours in NYC promoting my upcoming book: Quickies: 100 Little Lessons for Living Sexily Ever After in Midlife.
the fact that the old book distributor banned it for being “p0rn” is irrelevant on this beautiful
day. HAPPY WOMEN’S DAY!
the fact that the old book distributor banned it for being “p0rn” is irrelevant on this beautiful
day. HAPPY WOMEN’S DAY!
March 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
48 hours in NYC promoting my upcoming book: Quickies: 100 Little Lessons for Living Sexily Ever After in Midlife.
the fact that the old book distributor banned it for being “p0rn” is irrelevant on this beautiful
day. HAPPY WOMEN’S DAY!
the fact that the old book distributor banned it for being “p0rn” is irrelevant on this beautiful
day. HAPPY WOMEN’S DAY!
yesterday i found 16 pens in my purse. today, when i need one…i found one old crusty one in a pocket. why they punking’ me
March 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
yesterday i found 16 pens in my purse. today, when i need one…i found one old crusty one in a pocket. why they punking’ me
since when is discussing and educating on midlife womens sexuality porn??
March 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
since when is discussing and educating on midlife womens sexuality porn??
To me… right now what would be super hot and sexy would be to have Henry Cavill over…
doing all my spring cleaning while i sit and drink iced tea.
Damn.
doing all my spring cleaning while i sit and drink iced tea.
Damn.
March 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
To me… right now what would be super hot and sexy would be to have Henry Cavill over…
doing all my spring cleaning while i sit and drink iced tea.
Damn.
doing all my spring cleaning while i sit and drink iced tea.
Damn.
midlife women! clearly recent events have shown us it’s time to unlock GODDESS mode.
watch out, world.
watch out, world.
March 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
midlife women! clearly recent events have shown us it’s time to unlock GODDESS mode.
watch out, world.
watch out, world.
the highest rate for suicide in women is between the ages of 45-50. is it coincidence it happens around menopause. Mental health at midlife! we need to discuss it more
February 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
the highest rate for suicide in women is between the ages of 45-50. is it coincidence it happens around menopause. Mental health at midlife! we need to discuss it more
when i was in my 20s, i loved to travel. Now, there’s nothing like coming home to my own bed. And toilet.
a woman holds a roll of toilet paper over her head with the number 888 on it
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February 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
when i was in my 20s, i loved to travel. Now, there’s nothing like coming home to my own bed. And toilet.
ok gals: what’s the sexiest city for women?
February 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
ok gals: what’s the sexiest city for women?
why do kids always look so angelic when they’re sick and i look like an unshowered hag of hell?
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February 18, 2025 at 10:39 AM
why do kids always look so angelic when they’re sick and i look like an unshowered hag of hell?
happy GALentine’s Day, ladies!
let’s all be women who support each other! 💗
let’s all be women who support each other! 💗
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February 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
happy GALentine’s Day, ladies!
let’s all be women who support each other! 💗
let’s all be women who support each other! 💗
It was bad enough being a woman's health provider in Texas. Now to be a doctor in America with abject idiots in control of our health? I may be out.
a woman says you 're a schmuck in front of a man in a brown jacket
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February 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It was bad enough being a woman's health provider in Texas. Now to be a doctor in America with abject idiots in control of our health? I may be out.
why is it one minute i feel full of hope and life is grand? and the next it is abject fear and dismal outlook?
there is no in-between. rough times these are, my friends.
there is no in-between. rough times these are, my friends.
February 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
why is it one minute i feel full of hope and life is grand? and the next it is abject fear and dismal outlook?
there is no in-between. rough times these are, my friends.
there is no in-between. rough times these are, my friends.