Ryan Menezes
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"A twenty should do it," says the Titanic guy, about compensating Jack for saving Rose's life. Then he reconsiders and offers something more gracious: one dinner with the first class crowd.
A twenty was $660 in today's money and could rent a room in 1912 New York for six months.
A twenty was $660 in today's money and could rent a room in 1912 New York for six months.
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
"A twenty should do it," says the Titanic guy, about compensating Jack for saving Rose's life. Then he reconsiders and offers something more gracious: one dinner with the first class crowd.
A twenty was $660 in today's money and could rent a room in 1912 New York for six months.
A twenty was $660 in today's money and could rent a room in 1912 New York for six months.
Car pulls over.
Driver: "Hey, do you know how to get to ___"
Me: "Let me see. I could show you on my phone."
Driver: (angry) "Even I could look it up on my phone." *drives away*
Driver: "Hey, do you know how to get to ___"
Me: "Let me see. I could show you on my phone."
Driver: (angry) "Even I could look it up on my phone." *drives away*
November 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Car pulls over.
Driver: "Hey, do you know how to get to ___"
Me: "Let me see. I could show you on my phone."
Driver: (angry) "Even I could look it up on my phone." *drives away*
Driver: "Hey, do you know how to get to ___"
Me: "Let me see. I could show you on my phone."
Driver: (angry) "Even I could look it up on my phone." *drives away*