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Murphy's Lawyer
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He/him. Online since before the Eternal September. Remembers when Woke used to be called treating others with respect and decency. You can find me elsewhere
at and via https://murphys-lawyer.dreamwidth.org/

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Is it time for a Bollywood relaunch of the Evil Dead?
November 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
After today’s news horror show: November sunshine, and @jambookshopuk.bsky.social ‘s comics collection turned up in the post. Both very welcome.
November 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
*echoes*
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 AM
November 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
@emilytesh.net is now giving a book reading from her magical school book The Incandescent at #Novacon.

Hrry Pttr it is not. At all. The title of Chapter 1 is “Risk Assessment”.
November 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Did someone say ‘cattery’?
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Most times I just sigh when suckered into reading part of an article. This time, I chuckled.
November 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
“Brocks Benefit Night”, as my Mum used to say.
(Disclaimer: not actually Brocks fireworks.)
November 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
October 26, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Not my home, but I know my way around.
October 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Nice. Have another one in return.
October 22, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Seconded on Petplan. Not the cheapest but they insure pets for life. For example, this elderly gentleman had to have insulin shots daily for about five years, and they never quibbled, not once.
October 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Dear me, #Crunchyroll subtitles are pretty awful nowadays.
For anyone wondering what the half-second flash of what was on the whiteboard in episode 3 of #TouringAfterTheApocalypse, here’s a screenshot.
October 20, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only…

… and he did it to “La Mer” by Charles Trenet. Not “Beyond the Sea” by Bobby Darin. This is France: have some respect.
October 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Do you have Solar Moles molesting your lawn? #Lidl has you covered!
October 17, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Setting up a new PC for the @weregopher.bsky.social. Her rig can’t handle Windows 11 and she’s a hardcore gamer so I’ll probably end up with her tower and try to get Linux to work for me.
It’s… bright. The previous owner named it Orac, and that’s a keeper.
October 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Good afternoon everyone. Here’s the weather in #Leeds today.
October 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Based on the colour alone: car, or kitchen appliance?
October 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
We got you. And we all have the nuclear option.
September 30, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Bird bandits! #Fluttervision
September 22, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Go home, Bluesky moderation, you’re drunk. It doesn’t even have female-presenting nipples.
September 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Igor! Stop watering the brains and start polishing the switches. We’re back in business!
September 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Did someone order a LARGE HAM?
September 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Hey hey hey, @taliskimberley.bsky.social, @tomsbrown.bsky.social and @hookland.bsky.social - look what fell through my letter-box today.

Ta muchly, all of you.
September 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM