mellogs
@melz.bsky.social
Hip mid 20s living in Toronto. Lots of laughs! Great personality! Good bones!
Forced my bf to make a Bluesky and he only follows me my sister my sisters husband and Jon bois
Starting a new ritual where I make him look at all my posts from today while I watch and when he laughs but doesn’t like the bleet I spritz him with water
Starting a new ritual where I make him look at all my posts from today while I watch and when he laughs but doesn’t like the bleet I spritz him with water
February 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Forced my bf to make a Bluesky and he only follows me my sister my sisters husband and Jon bois
Starting a new ritual where I make him look at all my posts from today while I watch and when he laughs but doesn’t like the bleet I spritz him with water
Starting a new ritual where I make him look at all my posts from today while I watch and when he laughs but doesn’t like the bleet I spritz him with water
In an apocalypse?
Cash?
Zero.
Stocks?
Zero.
Gold ?
Zero.
But a FAT ASS?????????
Priceless.
Cash?
Zero.
Stocks?
Zero.
Gold ?
Zero.
But a FAT ASS?????????
Priceless.
February 10, 2026 at 2:16 AM
In an apocalypse?
Cash?
Zero.
Stocks?
Zero.
Gold ?
Zero.
But a FAT ASS?????????
Priceless.
Cash?
Zero.
Stocks?
Zero.
Gold ?
Zero.
But a FAT ASS?????????
Priceless.
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starting to feel like there's a direct relationship between the growing obsession with lifestyle hygeine (no drinking, no caffeine, no sex, obsessive working out and looksmaxxing) and the inability to meaningful moral stands on issues of actual import
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
February 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
starting to feel like there's a direct relationship between the growing obsession with lifestyle hygeine (no drinking, no caffeine, no sex, obsessive working out and looksmaxxing) and the inability to meaningful moral stands on issues of actual import
Crying throwing up begging my gen z friends to join Bluesky. You either die a hero etc etc
February 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Crying throwing up begging my gen z friends to join Bluesky. You either die a hero etc etc
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Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
I like to imagine when the ref throws his flag onto the field he’s doing it for attention.
👨🏻: oh my 😖 I seem to have dropped my little flag 😳😳😳 If only one of these Big. STROOONG!! MEN 😘😘
👨🏻: oh my 😖 I seem to have dropped my little flag 😳😳😳 If only one of these Big. STROOONG!! MEN 😘😘
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I like to imagine when the ref throws his flag onto the field he’s doing it for attention.
👨🏻: oh my 😖 I seem to have dropped my little flag 😳😳😳 If only one of these Big. STROOONG!! MEN 😘😘
👨🏻: oh my 😖 I seem to have dropped my little flag 😳😳😳 If only one of these Big. STROOONG!! MEN 😘😘
How dare ai co-opt cute stars and swirls for their sick games !!! You don’t even have the whimsy of a teenage girl’s toenail clippings !!!
February 5, 2026 at 3:29 PM
How dare ai co-opt cute stars and swirls for their sick games !!! You don’t even have the whimsy of a teenage girl’s toenail clippings !!!
Why does Bluesky not have drafts… let me workshop my bleets…
February 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Why does Bluesky not have drafts… let me workshop my bleets…
Post number two: my bf wants to be submitted for white boy of the month. He made me congee
February 3, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Post number two: my bf wants to be submitted for white boy of the month. He made me congee
Post number one: you’re telling me a crab ran this goon?
February 3, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Post number one: you’re telling me a crab ran this goon?