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Melissa Blue
@melthegreat.bsky.social
Writer. Editor. Agent of chaos. (she/her)
There is also rice and shrimp--not pictured.

Most importantly, there are sweet potatoes. (4 left.)

I likely won't be able to recreate this meal, but it is delish. Cajun inspired.

Soups were the answer.
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Posting bc I made this sweater. Happy Halloween 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This is the project I knit before bed.

No gauge swatch. I am too far in to give up even tho I can see the train wreck in progress.

I won't even get into how many times I messed up the cables.

But!! This is a yrn busting project. I have two skeins of each color. No fears or yrn chicken yet.
October 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I feel vindicated. Shoutout to my psychiatrist who agreed with me that a bitch is in menopause. She ordered the test, not my GYN.

Gonna shove these numbers in my GYN's face.
October 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
For the past year, I have wanted a crochet stitch that looks like knitting cables. After doing this sample, I have changed my mind. If I want cables, I'll just knit them.

This was too hard. Pass.
October 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Happy October 3rd.
October 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I'm obsessed.*

*the blur near the skull is the horse.

**link to pattern: youtu.be/BizO9nVUaXE?...
September 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
1. The greeters in traditional Serbian garb. 2. I honestly thought they were playing music on a stereo. It was so crisp,clear, and CONFIDENT. This was the shot of him and me making eye contact and smiling at each other.
3. What the food lacked in volume, it made up in flavor. Contd.
September 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I went to the Serbian Festival. I didn't stay long bc it was hot, and I had already walked 1/4 a mile there.

What follows are mini highlights.
September 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
After 7 to 8 months of zero knitting, I decided to frog the raglan I was making last year and do a cabled sweater.

Do I hate my life? Apparently.

The sweater in question. I am using the odds and ends (and some skeins) of yarns I had from leftover projects.
September 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I am just going to say this and leave it alone.

It is very easy to become radicalized when you live in a world in which you feel the only options are extreme.

I say this as someone who understands just how docile the masses can be if you give them XYZ.

As Charlie Kirk would say:
September 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I have been cackling at my son's response for a legit 30 mins
September 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Based on anime rules, I am the cute, quirky character.*

*my hair rebelled against the side bang
September 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I could literally weep from relief. The reprieve.
September 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It is an 1hr and 30 mins before I go to bed.

Time to do a smooth brain activity.

It's starting to look like something. I regret the color choices for the skull, but it is too late to go back now. (And I am still yarn busting my single skeins and/or scraps.)
September 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I went so far down the photo album hole I found myself as a 4-month fetus. Think it's time to wrap it up.

Yes. My parents. And me, hidden behind the table.
September 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
For months I have been trying to talk myself out of chopping off my hair. The last time I did, I was convinced I was ugly, and it did nothing good for me.

I fell down a photo album rabbit hole. Found this in 2008/9.

Hindsight is 20/20. I was an absolute fox with short hair. :goes to find scissors:
September 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
People who only create crochet tapestry are the true gods of fabric art.

My bedtime project is a skull, and almost every night, I am frogging at least 2 rows bc I messed up 3 rows back.
September 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
My sexual orientation is whatever he exudes.
September 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Any time I hear Pink Pony Club, I think of them.
August 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
These temps in September. WTF?!

I absolutely hate here.
August 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I almost died, y'all.
August 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hands down--pun intended--these are my favorite rings. As in, that I have ever owned.

I feel like they tell you everything you need to know about me.

And isn't that the point of fashion?*

*If you mention my ashiness, you're anti-Black.
August 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Since I learned my lesson yesterday (sort of), today I have to do the maths to turn this into a cardigan.

Anyway, today's Cozy 'Weens project. I figured Gary needed a family reunion with Mary n 'em.
August 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I am reminded as to why I stick to garments. Still cute tho.
August 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM