The foot dragger was replaced by a guy making mouth sounds. I'm not sure which one was worse. Thankfully I'm done and getting ready to leave.

You can't get your finger in there to raise the zipper flap and you can't pull up the zipper without raising the flap. It's a vicious cycle until you stick some flat and pointy in there to dig it out (thanks metal nail file for saving me every time).

There's a comedy bit in here somewhere.

I watched that. It was great!

Exactly. I forgot my playground rules.