Melanie
@melsalterego.bsky.social
How I feel at work these days...
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
How I feel at work these days...
I heard this song today and it got me thinking. Is it about a waitress or not?
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I heard this song today and it got me thinking. Is it about a waitress or not?
When it's barely raining and you see another car with it's windshield wipers on full speed and you don't even have yours on, do you ever wonder what parallel universe the other car is in that you can't see? Or is the weather really different across the double yellow line?
October 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
When it's barely raining and you see another car with it's windshield wipers on full speed and you don't even have yours on, do you ever wonder what parallel universe the other car is in that you can't see? Or is the weather really different across the double yellow line?
I'm at the mechanic's getting my car inspected. There's a guy who is also waiting for his car to be finished. He's pacing on the cement floor and dragging his feet as he walks. If I make it out of here without leaving a dead body behind it will be a miracle.
October 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I'm at the mechanic's getting my car inspected. There's a guy who is also waiting for his car to be finished. He's pacing on the cement floor and dragging his feet as he walks. If I make it out of here without leaving a dead body behind it will be a miracle.
First world problem of the minor inconvenience variety:
When your jeans come out of the dryer & the zipper is all the way down with the flap down and it becomes trapped in the flap of jeans part.
When your jeans come out of the dryer & the zipper is all the way down with the flap down and it becomes trapped in the flap of jeans part.
October 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
First world problem of the minor inconvenience variety:
When your jeans come out of the dryer & the zipper is all the way down with the flap down and it becomes trapped in the flap of jeans part.
When your jeans come out of the dryer & the zipper is all the way down with the flap down and it becomes trapped in the flap of jeans part.
I was driving home and a shirtless guy riding his bicycle did a wheelie right next to my car. He was definitely flirting with me, right? 😂
September 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I was driving home and a shirtless guy riding his bicycle did a wheelie right next to my car. He was definitely flirting with me, right? 😂
SOS, hostage situation, knockin da boots, or change the roll?
August 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
SOS, hostage situation, knockin da boots, or change the roll?
Random thought of the day:
I wonder if anyone has ever pulled the string off of a tampon while trying to extricate it from their body. That thing is ATTACHED.
Maybe they can use that technology to make other things indestructible...
I wonder if anyone has ever pulled the string off of a tampon while trying to extricate it from their body. That thing is ATTACHED.
Maybe they can use that technology to make other things indestructible...
August 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Random thought of the day:
I wonder if anyone has ever pulled the string off of a tampon while trying to extricate it from their body. That thing is ATTACHED.
Maybe they can use that technology to make other things indestructible...
I wonder if anyone has ever pulled the string off of a tampon while trying to extricate it from their body. That thing is ATTACHED.
Maybe they can use that technology to make other things indestructible...
You know you're tired when you lean back on the toilet.
July 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
You know you're tired when you lean back on the toilet.
I'm not sure what this is called but it's pretty cool.
YouTube video by Melanie
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June 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Somebody's dad is going to be mad at what they stole outta his liquor cabinet. Nobody pre-games with Grand Marnier. 😂
June 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Somebody's dad is going to be mad at what they stole outta his liquor cabinet. Nobody pre-games with Grand Marnier. 😂
I don't own enough bras to sweat through one a day in this weather.
June 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I don't own enough bras to sweat through one a day in this weather.
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And just like that... little man became a member of the band 🎶
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📽️music.camp
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📽️music.camp
May 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
And just like that... little man became a member of the band 🎶
🔊
📽️music.camp
🔊
📽️music.camp
Luna is living her best Hobo life! She loves sitting and laying on boxes of any kind.
May 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Luna is living her best Hobo life! She loves sitting and laying on boxes of any kind.
My employee quit today & then decided at 4 pm that she un-quit & will be at work tomorrow. I want to yell at her, "You don't work here anymore!" ala Randal Graves in Clerks.
I guess if you yell sike at the end of day before your boss yells no take backs, you get to keep your job.
I need a new job.
I guess if you yell sike at the end of day before your boss yells no take backs, you get to keep your job.
I need a new job.
April 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My employee quit today & then decided at 4 pm that she un-quit & will be at work tomorrow. I want to yell at her, "You don't work here anymore!" ala Randal Graves in Clerks.
I guess if you yell sike at the end of day before your boss yells no take backs, you get to keep your job.
I need a new job.
I guess if you yell sike at the end of day before your boss yells no take backs, you get to keep your job.
I need a new job.
In case you're wondering how my day is going...
One of my employees is complaining about the time another employee takes his pee break. Apparently she doesn't like that it's at the same time as she goes to the bathroom.
I can't with these people.
One of my employees is complaining about the time another employee takes his pee break. Apparently she doesn't like that it's at the same time as she goes to the bathroom.
I can't with these people.
February 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
In case you're wondering how my day is going...
One of my employees is complaining about the time another employee takes his pee break. Apparently she doesn't like that it's at the same time as she goes to the bathroom.
I can't with these people.
One of my employees is complaining about the time another employee takes his pee break. Apparently she doesn't like that it's at the same time as she goes to the bathroom.
I can't with these people.
