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28 M 🏳️‍🌈 🔞
Marten
Does anyone have a spot for me to stay overnight on the 3rd at MFF? I found a good flight but it arrives Wednesday night and I'd need a spot to stay for the night 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I've been feeling like this a lot lately, lol
October 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
this is a very advanced meme
October 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo melo
September 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
happy #fcf, the c stands for "cube" :3

#fatcockfriday #fcf #foreskinfriday #uncut #nsfw #nsfwirl #gay
September 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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We received reports of a phishing campaign targeting crates​.io users. Do not click on links asking to authenticate to protect your account. More information: blog.rust-lang.org/2025/09/12/c...
crates.io phishing campaign | Rust Blog
Empowering everyone to build reliable and efficient software.
blog.rust-lang.org
September 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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BLUESKY GIVEAWAY:

- 1 Bigscreen Beyond 2e: @vrchat.com Edition (no 10 years of VRC+, sorry).

As long as Bigscreen can ship to you, you're eligible.

RULES:
- must be following me on Bluesky
- must RT this post

you must be comfortable with me ordering it for you!
September 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Repost for squeak
every time I see this panel I giggle
September 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
September 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
"I was registering on a government website and the registration form disallowed pasting passwords from my password manager (Bitwarden). I say "fuck it", inspect element + edit the HTML to remove the "on_paste: return false;" event and then proceed to paste my password."

- France Is Bacon (1621)
September 3, 2025 at 6:55 AM
This is also my philosophy.
This is a good time for me to emphasize that I can and will interact with NSFW content on occasion, or even post it myself. If this offends you, you have three options:

1. Use the below moderation tools
2. Unfollow/block me
3. Suck my dick
A big reason I prefer BlueSky over other social media platforms is its moderation system 🛡️. Although other platforms have moderation tools, BlueSky’s approach is far more effective and reliable. That’s why it remains my favorite 💙
@bsky.app Thank you so much for giving us such a wonderful platform 💙
August 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Me looking at amazing coffee recommendations I've been given and finding that even if I had the money to pay US prices AND import fees and whatnot, none of them even ship to Brazil...
August 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
August 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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good morning
August 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
omg look it's me :o
martens when people talk about martens:
August 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Reposting this for the new version.

And also because I came to know that itch.io added a very vague restriction on "animal-related" games, which might eventually come to mean no more furry games on the platform. ( itch.io/docs/creator... )

Just for the fear of not complying to a payment processor?
Cheat Sheet v.2

nothing from the prior version is incorrect, but ive made it a little easier to read, plus included a bit more helpful information

imgur link: imgur.com/a/wWaLY2i

more comprehensive info can be found here:
stop-paypros.neocities.org
yellat.money

MAKE YOUR CALLS!!!
July 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I helped make this furry game called Psychic Connections, alongside @rookfluff.bsky.social, and payment processors are harming the publishing of our work. Please support this initiative, read the cheat-sheet, and TAKE ACTION.

rookfluffy.itch.io/psychic-conn...
July 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I just purchased my first microwave.
July 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
But @vrchat.com, it's winter in the southern hemisphere 🥺
July 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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MARTENS

~for @sneezer.bsky.social
congrats on winning the raffle :)

#furryart #yiff
July 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I GOT THE JOB
June 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Martencard!
May 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
"Any place that is good for fucking your friends is also good for eating cereal!"

Quotes I hear in VRChat.
April 30, 2025 at 7:47 AM
April 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM