Melodica Dude™
@melodicadude.bsky.social
green clay cube dude 》world-renowned "some guy" 》frequently up to recalcitrant mischief 》i do things and make stuff, sometimes 🎣
PFP by mabelly
PFP by mabelly
me waking up congested from a nap:
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
me waking up congested from a nap:
opened my twitter drafts for the first time in like 10 months and i was instantly in awe with no memory of this
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
opened my twitter drafts for the first time in like 10 months and i was instantly in awe with no memory of this
was telling my brother how i cant stop singing R Kelly's Bump N Grind in different character voices and Homestarrunner really set him off i guess lol
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
was telling my brother how i cant stop singing R Kelly's Bump N Grind in different character voices and Homestarrunner really set him off i guess lol
almost just choked to death on my food laughing at this. tears in my eyes
November 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
almost just choked to death on my food laughing at this. tears in my eyes
patient had me hold their baby for a bit and i will cry they were so sweet and when i handed the baby back they turned back to stare at me like
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
patient had me hold their baby for a bit and i will cry they were so sweet and when i handed the baby back they turned back to stare at me like
cool how my lungs are just gonna keep punching holes in themselves trying to collapse really painfully at random times every couple days for the rest of my life thats awesome actually
November 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
cool how my lungs are just gonna keep punching holes in themselves trying to collapse really painfully at random times every couple days for the rest of my life thats awesome actually
the last good social media user nearly loses themselves to the negativity-loving masses
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
the last good social media user nearly loses themselves to the negativity-loving masses
so is this just a special rug or something cus my parents had it growing up, and now two seperate people have shown me pictures with the same rug in different places in the last month
October 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
so is this just a special rug or something cus my parents had it growing up, and now two seperate people have shown me pictures with the same rug in different places in the last month
no way... it's Familyquai...
October 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
no way... it's Familyquai...
"10 games to get to know me" trend but my opinions are better than everyone else's opinions and i am the coolest gamer
October 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
"10 games to get to know me" trend but my opinions are better than everyone else's opinions and i am the coolest gamer
hey while we're all discussing the culture of abuse perpetuated by predominantly weirdo male creators, can we all take a moment to laugh at Arcadum's batshit egomaniacal rant again? i think it does a good job at summing up the 5th grade mentality wielded by these dudes
October 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
hey while we're all discussing the culture of abuse perpetuated by predominantly weirdo male creators, can we all take a moment to laugh at Arcadum's batshit egomaniacal rant again? i think it does a good job at summing up the 5th grade mentality wielded by these dudes
patient walks in, drops a slur, then goes "and i know this is stupid but i aint some pansy girly girl. i describe myself as a boy with girl parts so you know the pain is real" and laughed it off
October 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
patient walks in, drops a slur, then goes "and i know this is stupid but i aint some pansy girly girl. i describe myself as a boy with girl parts so you know the pain is real" and laughed it off
current state of VA discourse
> breaking bad overacted dub clip gets posted
> people say "this is what modern dub is like" as if that makes it true
> "Igon in Elden Ring is a no-name theater actor hired as VA and is so much better"
> look at performance
> "GRAAAAH! CURSE YOU BAYLE! RAAH EUUGH!"
> breaking bad overacted dub clip gets posted
> people say "this is what modern dub is like" as if that makes it true
> "Igon in Elden Ring is a no-name theater actor hired as VA and is so much better"
> look at performance
> "GRAAAAH! CURSE YOU BAYLE! RAAH EUUGH!"
October 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
current state of VA discourse
> breaking bad overacted dub clip gets posted
> people say "this is what modern dub is like" as if that makes it true
> "Igon in Elden Ring is a no-name theater actor hired as VA and is so much better"
> look at performance
> "GRAAAAH! CURSE YOU BAYLE! RAAH EUUGH!"
> breaking bad overacted dub clip gets posted
> people say "this is what modern dub is like" as if that makes it true
> "Igon in Elden Ring is a no-name theater actor hired as VA and is so much better"
> look at performance
> "GRAAAAH! CURSE YOU BAYLE! RAAH EUUGH!"
got to Oracle rank last night. been playing Holliday cus i like her design and also yeehaw cowboy
October 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
got to Oracle rank last night. been playing Holliday cus i like her design and also yeehaw cowboy
person who has never heard of hacker before walking past the mosobox booth and seeing this
October 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
person who has never heard of hacker before walking past the mosobox booth and seeing this
i should form a gambling addiction
October 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
i should form a gambling addiction
"Winter is Coming...
AND WITH IT COMES A CHANCE TO WIN 'COLD' HARD CASH WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD GAME OF THRONES CASINO. DOWNLOAD AND GAMBLE TODAY"
AND WITH IT COMES A CHANCE TO WIN 'COLD' HARD CASH WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD GAME OF THRONES CASINO. DOWNLOAD AND GAMBLE TODAY"
October 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"Winter is Coming...
AND WITH IT COMES A CHANCE TO WIN 'COLD' HARD CASH WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD GAME OF THRONES CASINO. DOWNLOAD AND GAMBLE TODAY"
AND WITH IT COMES A CHANCE TO WIN 'COLD' HARD CASH WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD GAME OF THRONES CASINO. DOWNLOAD AND GAMBLE TODAY"
999: Nine Hours Nine Persons Nine Doors (2009)
October 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
999: Nine Hours Nine Persons Nine Doors (2009)
every time i hear this song my brain inserts that one jack black soundbyte
October 9, 2025 at 11:14 AM
every time i hear this song my brain inserts that one jack black soundbyte
i would simply choose not to think about the pain childbirth
October 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
i would simply choose not to think about the pain childbirth