Melodica Dude™
@melodicadude.bsky.social
green clay cube dude 》world-renowned "some guy" 》frequently up to recalcitrant mischief 》i do things and make stuff, sometimes 🎣
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person taking my order just asked if i wanted a "diet cock" to drink and the look on her face when she caught herself was really, really funny
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
person taking my order just asked if i wanted a "diet cock" to drink and the look on her face when she caught herself was really, really funny
oh i was really sick and tired last night so i kinda forgor until now in my haze, but i got an acceptance to med school. still waiting to hear from some others but wahoo
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
oh i was really sick and tired last night so i kinda forgor until now in my haze, but i got an acceptance to med school. still waiting to hear from some others but wahoo
bonded with a patient over the fact we've both done fentanyl #letsgo
a kitten is standing on a red blanket in a living room
ALT: a kitten is standing on a red blanket in a living room
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November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
bonded with a patient over the fact we've both done fentanyl #letsgo
opened my twitter drafts for the first time in like 10 months and i was instantly in awe with no memory of this
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
opened my twitter drafts for the first time in like 10 months and i was instantly in awe with no memory of this
was telling my brother how i cant stop singing R Kelly's Bump N Grind in different character voices and Homestarrunner really set him off i guess lol
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
was telling my brother how i cant stop singing R Kelly's Bump N Grind in different character voices and Homestarrunner really set him off i guess lol
once u start hookin the bottom of ur lowercase "t" u never gonna stop. this hooked t shit aint no joke 💪 🔥🔥🔥
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
once u start hookin the bottom of ur lowercase "t" u never gonna stop. this hooked t shit aint no joke 💪 🔥🔥🔥
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almost just choked to death on my food laughing at this. tears in my eyes
November 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
almost just choked to death on my food laughing at this. tears in my eyes
patient had me hold their baby for a bit and i will cry they were so sweet and when i handed the baby back they turned back to stare at me like
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
patient had me hold their baby for a bit and i will cry they were so sweet and when i handed the baby back they turned back to stare at me like
cool how my lungs are just gonna keep punching holes in themselves trying to collapse really painfully at random times every couple days for the rest of my life thats awesome actually
November 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
cool how my lungs are just gonna keep punching holes in themselves trying to collapse really painfully at random times every couple days for the rest of my life thats awesome actually
the last good social media user nearly loses themselves to the negativity-loving masses
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
the last good social media user nearly loses themselves to the negativity-loving masses
erm, what the 67 ohio?
November 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
erm, what the 67 ohio?
so is this just a special rug or something cus my parents had it growing up, and now two seperate people have shown me pictures with the same rug in different places in the last month
October 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
so is this just a special rug or something cus my parents had it growing up, and now two seperate people have shown me pictures with the same rug in different places in the last month
"10 games to get to know me" trend but my opinions are better than everyone else's opinions and i am the coolest gamer
October 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
"10 games to get to know me" trend but my opinions are better than everyone else's opinions and i am the coolest gamer
hey while we're all discussing the culture of abuse perpetuated by predominantly weirdo male creators, can we all take a moment to laugh at Arcadum's batshit egomaniacal rant again? i think it does a good job at summing up the 5th grade mentality wielded by these dudes
October 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
hey while we're all discussing the culture of abuse perpetuated by predominantly weirdo male creators, can we all take a moment to laugh at Arcadum's batshit egomaniacal rant again? i think it does a good job at summing up the 5th grade mentality wielded by these dudes
patient walks in, drops a slur, then goes "and i know this is stupid but i aint some pansy girly girl. i describe myself as a boy with girl parts so you know the pain is real" and laughed it off
October 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
patient walks in, drops a slur, then goes "and i know this is stupid but i aint some pansy girly girl. i describe myself as a boy with girl parts so you know the pain is real" and laughed it off
current state of VA discourse
> breaking bad overacted dub clip gets posted
> people say "this is what modern dub is like" as if that makes it true
> "Igon in Elden Ring is a no-name theater actor hired as VA and is so much better"
> look at performance
> "GRAAAAH! CURSE YOU BAYLE! RAAH EUUGH!"
> breaking bad overacted dub clip gets posted
> people say "this is what modern dub is like" as if that makes it true
> "Igon in Elden Ring is a no-name theater actor hired as VA and is so much better"
> look at performance
> "GRAAAAH! CURSE YOU BAYLE! RAAH EUUGH!"
October 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
current state of VA discourse
> breaking bad overacted dub clip gets posted
> people say "this is what modern dub is like" as if that makes it true
> "Igon in Elden Ring is a no-name theater actor hired as VA and is so much better"
> look at performance
> "GRAAAAH! CURSE YOU BAYLE! RAAH EUUGH!"
> breaking bad overacted dub clip gets posted
> people say "this is what modern dub is like" as if that makes it true
> "Igon in Elden Ring is a no-name theater actor hired as VA and is so much better"
> look at performance
> "GRAAAAH! CURSE YOU BAYLE! RAAH EUUGH!"
being super into deadlock feels like seeing the future. bro this game better get so big on release. the shitposts are great, the art team is peak, the item system lets you play like titanfall or overwatch or team fortress or however. everything you could want is there. how they do this with a MOBA?
October 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
being super into deadlock feels like seeing the future. bro this game better get so big on release. the shitposts are great, the art team is peak, the item system lets you play like titanfall or overwatch or team fortress or however. everything you could want is there. how they do this with a MOBA?
"Winter is Coming...
AND WITH IT COMES A CHANCE TO WIN 'COLD' HARD CASH WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD GAME OF THRONES CASINO. DOWNLOAD AND GAMBLE TODAY"
AND WITH IT COMES A CHANCE TO WIN 'COLD' HARD CASH WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD GAME OF THRONES CASINO. DOWNLOAD AND GAMBLE TODAY"
October 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"Winter is Coming...
AND WITH IT COMES A CHANCE TO WIN 'COLD' HARD CASH WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD GAME OF THRONES CASINO. DOWNLOAD AND GAMBLE TODAY"
AND WITH IT COMES A CHANCE TO WIN 'COLD' HARD CASH WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD GAME OF THRONES CASINO. DOWNLOAD AND GAMBLE TODAY"
blindly accepts society: "yes i would love ice in my beverage i love to accept social tradition unquestioningly"
Free Thinkers: "no ice please the ice just takes up space and waters down the drink plus the beverage comes out of the machine cold enough already"
many will read, few will #understand
Free Thinkers: "no ice please the ice just takes up space and waters down the drink plus the beverage comes out of the machine cold enough already"
many will read, few will #understand
October 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
blindly accepts society: "yes i would love ice in my beverage i love to accept social tradition unquestioningly"
Free Thinkers: "no ice please the ice just takes up space and waters down the drink plus the beverage comes out of the machine cold enough already"
many will read, few will #understand
Free Thinkers: "no ice please the ice just takes up space and waters down the drink plus the beverage comes out of the machine cold enough already"
many will read, few will #understand
there's a version of this gif where james is A-posing with the caption "🗣UNBOTHERED KING🔥💯" and i havent been able to stop thinking about it for months but i cant find it
a man is running through a foggy forest with trees .
ALT: a man is running through a foggy forest with trees .
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October 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
there's a version of this gif where james is A-posing with the caption "🗣UNBOTHERED KING🔥💯" and i havent been able to stop thinking about it for months but i cant find it
burnt toast perfume
October 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
burnt toast perfume
999: Nine Hours Nine Persons Nine Doors (2009)
October 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
999: Nine Hours Nine Persons Nine Doors (2009)
ophthalmology office that sends you mail with blurry, low resolution text to upsell you on glasses
October 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
ophthalmology office that sends you mail with blurry, low resolution text to upsell you on glasses
every time i hear this song my brain inserts that one jack black soundbyte
October 9, 2025 at 11:14 AM
every time i hear this song my brain inserts that one jack black soundbyte