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Mellow “Cheese Optimist” Toast
@mellowtoast.bsky.social
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I am almost always sincere. Sorry.

software dev. queer. neurodivergent. awkward. she/they

trans rights | fascists fuck off | none of us are free until we’re all free
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I like that what they object to is the use of a plural noun, not anything else. Very good
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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What the fuck
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
mellowtoast.bsky.social
I suppose the point was to make good outfits, but I’m not sure I ever did that…
Photo of a pink and beige Fashion Plates toy. Plastic rectangles with shirts and pants and skirts rendered in raised edges so you can cover with paper and rub a crayon over it to make a picture.
November 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
mellowtoast.bsky.social
It is a really terrible outfit and I’ve just realized it reminds me of this thing I had as a kid called fashion plates where you could assemble outfits that didn’t go together at all
November 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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A kitten food drama in two parts
Two cat shelves are hanging on a white wall. The left shelf is higher and contains a small tabby cat looking down at the shenanigans on the lower shelf. On the lower shelf, a black and white kitten is eating from a bowl. Above and in front of him, a tabby and white kitten with a shortened tail is attempting to reach the food bowl by force. Same cat shelves. The tabby cat is looking down at the black and white kitten, who has been displaced from his food and is now looking up at the tabby like “can you believe my own brother did this to me?” The tabby and white kitten is crouched over the dish, eating.
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Shrimp or diving practice
A tabby and white cat asleep on a large white throw pillow, curled into a shrimp position with his head resting on his back feet and one front paw curled over his legs. He has pink toe beans!
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Laundry “helpers”
Two cats are on a quilt that is scattered with clothes, as if laundry folding was dramatically interrupted. A black and white cat is on his back with his hind legs spread out and up, exposing his belly, while his front paws reach above his head towards the second cat, who is in loaf formation with his chest pressed against the top of the first cat’s head. First cat’s head is squished comedically due to this position. Second cat is looking off to the side, largely unbothered.
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
mellowtoast.bsky.social
My cap-and-saddle and harlequin (?) boys say hi! Marcel is so fluffy and gorgeous ❤️
Two cats sitting on a low wooden step: one is a black and white bicolor with a little circular beauty mark next to his mouth and the other is a tabby and white bicolor with big ears. They’re both staring at the camera like they want something (probably food).
November 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
mellowtoast.bsky.social
I’m sorry, that’s so hard. My thoughts are with you!
October 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
mellowtoast.bsky.social
I’m glad my parents didn’t let me watch much TV when I was little (in the 1970s) because I think I would have had nightmares about that kangaroo
September 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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a boy talking to an owl with the words " how much caffeine you have today " below it
ALT: a boy talking to an owl with the words " how much caffeine you have today " below it
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September 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Happy birthday!
a man and a woman are dancing in a library and the woman is pointing at the man and saying where all da books at .
ALT: a man and a woman are dancing in a library and the woman is pointing at the man and saying where all da books at .
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September 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Pausing in my read of this to tell you that “like he’s been practicing all year on Martial Arts Duolingo” made me choke on surprise laughter
July 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
mellowtoast.bsky.social
That’s so great! I am so excited for you!
July 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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They’re so cute!!!
July 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Crumpet is such a good cat name
July 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Aw I love this story CJ! 🥹
July 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM