MelloFello
@mellofellow.bsky.social
Good vibes only. Near death survivor. Rigorous diet and exercise as a lifestyle, trust me bro.
So we blew up effectively empty facilities. Great job everyone.
June 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
So we blew up effectively empty facilities. Great job everyone.
Safety drivers, aka drivers
June 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Safety drivers, aka drivers
Yeah, it was that Paula Dean looking lady who wrote it, probably.
May 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Yeah, it was that Paula Dean looking lady who wrote it, probably.
If you expend countless tweets only dragging someone's character through the mud at every turn and relentlesslyattacking their family, don't be surprised when people don't take you seriously about a condolences tweet when you find out they are mortally ill with cancer.
May 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM
If you expend countless tweets only dragging someone's character through the mud at every turn and relentlesslyattacking their family, don't be surprised when people don't take you seriously about a condolences tweet when you find out they are mortally ill with cancer.
Can't talk about his cognitive decline tho, can we?
May 19, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Can't talk about his cognitive decline tho, can we?
Nah, ICE, you're the Gestapo.
May 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Nah, ICE, you're the Gestapo.
Yup, and those fools will never see that whole reason he has shoe customers is because of the economic power granted to consumers by liberals.
May 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Yup, and those fools will never see that whole reason he has shoe customers is because of the economic power granted to consumers by liberals.
Right? Seems most of yhese folks just really, really want to punch down on people, which is how they attain status in their own minds. They unwittingly like all the liberal stuff that the post WWII world order has ushered into their lives.
May 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Right? Seems most of yhese folks just really, really want to punch down on people, which is how they attain status in their own minds. They unwittingly like all the liberal stuff that the post WWII world order has ushered into their lives.
Imagine having that much time on your hands to buy milk. Weird AF.
May 8, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Imagine having that much time on your hands to buy milk. Weird AF.
Ha, evergreen. Pretty much a human law of nature.
May 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Ha, evergreen. Pretty much a human law of nature.
A familiar experience for me. The first company I worked for went through some very heavy revenue crunches and those expense reports were cracked down on, hard.
May 8, 2025 at 11:38 AM
A familiar experience for me. The first company I worked for went through some very heavy revenue crunches and those expense reports were cracked down on, hard.
Hamsters could evolve into Orcas a 100 times over before the sun swallows up the Earth.
May 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Hamsters could evolve into Orcas a 100 times over before the sun swallows up the Earth.
If girls need less dolls then billionaires are going to need way less billions. We'll just explain it to them that they'll have a better life with just the one billion.
May 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
If girls need less dolls then billionaires are going to need way less billions. We'll just explain it to them that they'll have a better life with just the one billion.
This is the sort of protesting that works; showing the fascists as the aggressors.
May 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This is the sort of protesting that works; showing the fascists as the aggressors.
Is that a real quote? I honestly can't tell any more.
May 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Is that a real quote? I honestly can't tell any more.
You've got ONE job as POTUS. If he can't do that, then what is he doing?
May 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
You've got ONE job as POTUS. If he can't do that, then what is he doing?
Basically, the only place where American red neck conservatism can thrive is in America... for now. It only takes one slip-up though.
May 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Basically, the only place where American red neck conservatism can thrive is in America... for now. It only takes one slip-up though.
Is this the Biden economy he was talking about a day ago?
May 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Is this the Biden economy he was talking about a day ago?
I suppose they succeeded then.
May 3, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I suppose they succeeded then.
ASSUME, to make an Ass out of U and Me.
April 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
ASSUME, to make an Ass out of U and Me.
And stocks are moving up this morning. Wall Street is just eternal optimists, I suppose.
April 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
And stocks are moving up this morning. Wall Street is just eternal optimists, I suppose.
"We don't know anything, but we're in charge because we have infinite confidence vibes!"
April 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"We don't know anything, but we're in charge because we have infinite confidence vibes!"
Who's canceling Christmas now?
April 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Who's canceling Christmas now?