Stop in Walgreens on my way to work, saw this rose and just couldn’t tell myself no to getting it🥹 it’s so prettyyyy

“You always smell great”
Yes, I drown myself in body creams and mists daily

Toucans are not real 😭

Went from a few solid plans for my birthday to none whatsoever lol i will likely be depressed on the 24th 🥲

Not to mention more work but the pay stays the same? BFFR

Yeah time for a new job. Getting a bunch of stuff piled on to you with little to no preparation time and the expectation of just dealing with it. Not my vibe.

nothing feels more disrespectful than when a game autosaves right before a suspiciously empty room.

If you’re looking for doom posting about things, I’m not your guy. It’s bad, but I’ve spent my life dusting myself off and getting back to work. We don’t have the luxury to throw our hands in the air and let things collapse. I’m working to organize and fight against the horror show coming. Let’s go!

Handed this man my ID…. i put it in his hand….. This man threw my shit down on the table instead of putting it in my hand. Lol.

If i was a real hater, I’d report my Uber driver for looking up football match scores right now

My coworker has to take a late break to pick up her kid which means i have to wait longer to go home
It’s inconveniencing me and i don’t like it one bit….

I regret to inform you that I do sometimes judge a book by its cover.

The most important thing in writing is to finish. A finished thing can be fixed. A finished thing can be published. A finished thing can be made into a movie.

An unfinished thing is just a dream. And dreams fade if you don't hold on tight enough.

So finish the thing.

I think i like this