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Meljoann
@meljoann.bsky.social
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Nope. Byeeeee
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It is such a tragedy my favourite book of all time — 'I Deserve This', by Dr. Synergy Myers — never received a finished audiobook release.

Thankfully, I rescued these raw gems from the dustbin of history. I'm sharing them with only the most LOYAL of paying Mustics™ customers.

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August 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Thanks a million to all the crew & sound heads at All Together Now. Had a blast! 💜💜💜
Flyer for The Last City stage, a photo of me smoking a cigar in a COOL way
August 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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r/scarytoilets has some pretty good stuff

www.reddit.com/r/scarytoile...
Very narrow room with green walls, and horror film lighting. You would have to walk a long way to get to this toilet, and your shoulders would definitely brush the gross walls? A toilet in the shape of a delighted looking naked man, with a moustache. Below, a toilet in the shape of Bugs Bunny.
July 27, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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Playing a great local #electronic night this Sunday! #Brighton #UK
Gig Flyer: dark blue background, features a monochrome picture of a pensive looking dog. MACHINE Learning: NIGHT OF LIVE ELEGTRONIC SOUNDS WITH ABSTRACT VIDED PROJECTION THE BRUNSWICK CELLAR BAR. HOLLAND RD. BRIGHTON July 27th, free event. FERTURING: eme TERAHURTZ DI PRISSS T.O.G.M FmK川MQ THEE BOXX MENN Meljoann
July 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Mustics™ members just got more of my EXCLUSIVE talkshow interview.

Yes, the one that got me 100% CANCELLED 😢

I'm now at 17/185 of my Subs Goal! As I'm no longer ALLOWED to be a Content Creator, you can sign up at mustics.com to help me pick up the pieces of my life.
July 20, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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“I’m Queer and the Algorithm Hates Me”. Me and Dwayne made a radio show! Tonight at 5pm IST on DDR: listen.dublindigitalradio.com

Happy Pride season everyone xx
Flyer for “I’m Queer and the Algorithm Hates Me”. Cheesy photos of denim-clad Meljoann and Dwayne, against a hot pink background. Inlaid in a Windows 95 style browser window, with the address: https://listen.dublindigitalradio.com/home Text: Meljoann & Dwayne. With Very Special Guest: Music Industry Expert & Algorithm Whisperer, Dr. Synergy Myers "democratise your creative manifestations" Radio Broadcast Schedule for DDR’s “Queering the Airwaves” theme for The Digital Age Pride 2025. Styled with a bright turquoise background, monospace font, and inlaid in a Windows 95 style desktop. Schedule reads: Sun 22/6 19:00-20:00 - Genesis Faun Mon 23/6 17:00-18:00 - 工'm Queer & the Algorithm Hates Me Tue 24/6 18:00-19:00 - Sound It OUT 19:00-20:00 - Fishnets w/May 22:00-23:00 - Vanakkam Dolls! Wed 25/6 18:00-19:00 - Kwoo Void 19:00-20:00 - Actually, Real Emo 22:00-22:30 - Dykonic 22:30-23:00 - Brokecraic Mountain Fri 27/6 16: 45-17:00 - The Moth Manifesto 17:00-17:30 - (UnMaking Architecture: Queer Space in Dublin 17: 30-18:00 - Nutopia Sat 28/6 10:00-12:00 - Yoo-Hoo Radio 14:00-15:00 - Enola Podcasterizer 15:00-16:00 - This Feels Like Home 22:00-23:30 - Trans Experience in Ireland Sun 29/6 10:00-10:30 10:30-11:00 - Where are We Now, Together? - Anonymity in Cyberspace 13:00-14:00 - Queer Cyborgs 14:00-15:00 - TBA
June 23, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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I’m playing All Together Now festival! Catch me in Waterford, Ireland, Aug 2nd.

I’ll be the one with the Business Cigar.
Poster for “The Last City” stage, ATN Festival. A pastel sky, desert, and dark photo of Meljoann clenching a cigar between their teeth. Text reads: “Band Holiday Weekend 31 July - 3 August 2025. Curraghmore Estate, County Waterford.
June 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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My Studio 8 session aired last night! Thanks so much to the lovely @talldanhegarty.bsky.social for having us! A total pleasure.
& cheers Shane for loaning yer guitar! And thanks to me legendary manager @dwaynewoods.bsky.social 🫡💜

Listen here: www.rte.ie/radio/2fm/2f...

#radio #2fm #irishMusic
Photos of me performing in RTÉ’s Studio 8, and standing next to Dan, and the 2FM logo. Text: 2FM Alternative with Dan Hegarty. Meljoann Live in Session.
June 12, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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In 2022, I appeared on a TV talk show that ruined my life. Go to mustics.com for the inside scoop.

Soon, I will tell the world.
Meljoann, red-faced and in 80s style hair and makeup, inset in a blue frame, TV talkshow studio backdrop
June 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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My biggest ambition is to appear on 90s Jerry Springer or Ricki Lake... and find out if I SHOULD be ashamed of myself.
May 31, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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That time I had to justify myself on Jerry Springer
May 10, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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I was on Ricki Lake, back in the 90s
May 3, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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I got to nerd out about our Fediwave scene (music on the Fediverse) on BBC6Music! www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Thanks so much to @djdebgrant.bsky.social for being so supportive. I feel very lucky!
April 24, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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Well look who’s suddenly a Cover Girl on The Goo magazine in Dublin 🎀

What an absolutely charming occurrence
April 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Are YOU doing YOUR part to churn out new content for the great every-churning Content Machine?

Visit mustics.com to "learn more".
Meljoann smiles, wearing a black polo. A still of the music vid for 'Bye' is inset (Scout Hardcastle looking cool).
March 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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My dream: 185 subscribers on mustics.com! For £38 per year, you get:
- downloads & early access to all my music
- exclusive Mustics® stuff
- helping weirdo art in a world that HATES it

Totes understand if you can't afford. Consider telling a friend how great my music and vids are? They are GREAT.
March 19, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Everyone has a role to play in the music industry. Mine is to listen to expensive expert advice.

Visit mustics.com to "get in on" my mentor's incredible mind.
Meljoann is wide-mouthed in excitement, her album cover for 'Status' inset. The Mustics logo is bigger.
March 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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My freakin' album is out today! Find it here:
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
March 14, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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If you've ever wanted to talk to Dr. Synergy Myers, MD about your pathetic problems, now's your chance!

Also, I guess... it's my album release party.

Fri 14th March, 7pm UTC @ stream.gravitons.org
A very badly designed flyer. Background is relaxing greenery, and inlaid are circular photos of Dr. Synergy Myers, MD (a smug looking blonde white woman), and Meljoann (a white person with glasses, a denim shirt and a brown plait, nervously smiling). Mustics® Wellness Hour 7pm UTC @ stream.gravitons.org Talk to Synergy! Dream interpretation. Career advice. Acheive the ABUNDANCE you deserve, with Mustics®! Meljoann's Weird Noises. Less importantly, Meljoann is "releasing" something called an "album".
March 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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It may seem backwards to write songs about trending TikTok words, but that's just because you're NOT a Mustics® music marketing guru.

Visit mustics.com and get inspired.
Meljoann looks pumped, against a green background with the Mustics logo in bright pink.
March 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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New single out today. Hooray?

Listen at:
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
March 7, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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At mustics.com, for only £38 a year you get all these goodies:

- download of my not-yet-released new album!
- ALL my music
- exclusive Mustics® "content" (videos, audiobook, diaries)
- early access to all music and video releases

AND you're helping me make more stuff for you! Absolute bargain imho
A bar chart illustrates 13/185 subscriptions on Ghost (mustics.com). Text reads SUBS GOAL in a retro arcade font. A picture of Meljoann looking hopeful, wearing a red striped shirt, messy yet artfully cascading hair and yellow-rimmed glasses.
March 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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How do you stay RELEVANT in the music industry in 2025? Well, I've won The Sound of Mustics® award, but that's only the first step.

Watch this wisdom-packed video at mustics.com
On their video conference, Meljoann looks very pleased with Synergy Myers' business advice.
March 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Noice review from Dublin mag The Goo!

Have a listen here: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
Single review. goo Singles Translate Me. Meljoann Meljoann - Translate Me Detail oriented sound design, off kilter beats and saccharine melodies inform a kaleidoscopic new single from Meljoanns forthcoming 'Status' LP. The hyperpop sensation has manifested some of the filthiest low end synth sounds l've heard in a minute, with the rich and restless production revealing new particulars with repeated listens. It's a banger of a tune that channels shades of Holly Herndon and Jon Hopkins through the lens of breathlessly modern pop. AOC
February 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Next single is called "Data Ghost", and it's about slipping through the cracks in the algorithm.

I'm sure the algorithm will be appeased if you pre-save. Then again, maybe not? Probably not.
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
February 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM