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Melissa
@melissadynamic.bsky.social
I am a dork
Finally got my first Tutz Honeychurch email! Took her long enough lol and she sent it twice, you know, just in case #tutzhoneychurch
January 22, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Brandon Tatum was at that stupid White House press conference 🤣 He came to my school once to basically ragebait for content. For some reason, he brought an emotional support banana that just sat there the whole time! Also, seemed like his editor went to great lengths to erase me out of the footage 🤣
August 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Based on an actual thing I saw on X. An account called "Be Positive!" that was a MAGA supporter. Wot in propaganda??? #maga #cult #propaganda
August 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Trump from Temu
August 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Apparently "MechaHitler" is trending? Like this Mecha Hitler?
July 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Perfect Polka Show night! Practically have a front row seat to the fireworks, and some tasty snacks too.
June 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
June 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
June 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Me with my Steam Deck, hearing all these issues about Nintendo and the Switch 2 #praisegaben
June 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Why RFK Jr. swam in da poo poo...
May 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Emotional support drinkypoo #randyscheeseburgerpicnic #friggoff
May 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Spotify may be down right now but at least there's Nintendo Music #spotify #nintendomusic
April 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My crazy local Christian channel (WVCY) is absolutely insane 😆 #christian #bullshit #thisisnotanendorsement
April 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Why can't scalpers scalp the actual good cards? 😉 #pokemontcg #scalpers #imgoingtofightscalpersintheparkinglot
April 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
March 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I love you Milwaukee. Fuck fascists!
March 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I've been watching Home Improvement and George Foreman is in one of the episodes 😢
March 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
RIP George Foreman
Now he's watching Telemundo with his frog friends in heaven
(I made these when I was like 13)
March 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM