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Melissa
@melissadynamic.bsky.social
I am a dork
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Don't get too jealous but I'm a member of Ollie's Army
December 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
September 19, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Are there any Christians anywhere that are actually good people? And why are there so many bad Christians?
September 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
False fire alarm season at school has begun. I think it's actually some little buttholes pulling alarms, or at least that's what I've heard.
September 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"Don't let feelings turn into felonies" 🤣
August 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Brandon Tatum was at that stupid White House press conference 🤣 He came to my school once to basically ragebait for content. For some reason, he brought an emotional support banana that just sat there the whole time! Also, seemed like his editor went to great lengths to erase me out of the footage 🤣
August 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Reposted by Melissa
Allegedly last night, one of the internet's most ridiculed personalities KingCobraJFS was "found unresponsive with blue lips and no breathing."

He was only 34 but had spent over a decade evolving into a massive alcoholic thanks to his viewers who enabled him.

Lolcow culture is toxic.
August 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
A "lolcow" dies and people still have the fucking audacity to still make fun of them. This "snarking" bullshit needs to end. I know, it's the internet. Idk if it's just me but I've seen a lot more nastier comments everywhere online. When it gets called out they act like it's fine and justified.
August 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Just heard that kingcobrajfs died. He was only 34, way too young. Sadly, he was an alcoholic and cyberbullied like crazy. Maybe the alcohol was a way for him to cope with being treated so horribly? That's a shame, especially since he was so chill. Hopefully he's making mead with Ozzy now RIP.
August 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"Atari and those other TV games"
August 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Fat shaming needs to stop being normalized
August 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
So far YouTube hasn't asked to verify my ass
August 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Based on an actual thing I saw on X. An account called "Be Positive!" that was a MAGA supporter. Wot in propaganda??? #maga #cult #propaganda
August 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
He Leute! Hör dieses Gruppe! Sie haben nur 8,000 oder so monatlichen Zuhörerinnen auf Spotify, und Sie brauchen mehr! Seine Musik sind echt 80er! #80smusik #listentothis #germanmusic #musicrecommendation #spotify
open.spotify.com/track/5flzO8...
Recycle Mich
Federhall · Tipps zum Verlieben · Song · 2024
open.spotify.com
August 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Trump from Temu
August 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
#readandplay (420)
#MusicChallenge

Gonna add an unpopular opinion here. I don't see the appeal in smoking pot. My stoner phase was one of the worst times of my life, and my mind was really messed up during that time. Also, I find stoner culture cringey. Just my opinion that I'm allowed to express.
July 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Watching Black Buffalo (an 80s Christian kid's show on my local Christian station) and Black Buffalo was being so creepy with a little Korean girl that was showing off her hanbok! He knelt right next to her and was "joking" about being her boyfriend! Omg, just, wow.
July 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
THIS is the weird polka show I watch every Saturday night. I'm so glad that I'm not the only person who's noticed how wacky this show is!
July 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Apparently "MechaHitler" is trending? Like this Mecha Hitler?
July 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
#DavidsMonthOfMusic
#MusicChallenge
Day 3 - Most played on your playlist
Definitely this!
youtu.be/NiYPodjvvNE?...
Chinese American Bear - Kids Go Down (孩子们的时光) [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Chinese American Bear 华裔美国熊
youtu.be
July 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The Psychedelic Furs - Forever Now (Audio)
YouTube video by PsychedelicFursVEVO
youtu.be
July 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
#DavidsMonthOfMusic
#MusicChallenge
Day 1 - Reflects your current mood
Still sad about that class being canceled
youtu.be/8QxIIz1yEsA?...
Bishop Bullwinkle Hell To Da Naw,Naw,Naw With Da Bicycle
YouTube video by Bishop Bullwinkle
youtu.be
July 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
A class I was realllllllllyyyyyy looking forward to got canceled!!!! I'm actually crying right now, that's how much I was looking forward to it! Well, way she goes.
a man says that 's the way she goes in a crowded room
ALT: a man says that 's the way she goes in a crowded room
media.tenor.com
July 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Perfect Polka Show night! Practically have a front row seat to the fireworks, and some tasty snacks too.
June 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The Steam store just took a shit! (stopped working)
June 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM