Prblynotyourpsychologist
@melindahammond.bsky.social
https://www.tiktok.com/@prblynotyourpsychologist?_t=ZP-8tHjn1dWlYN&_r=1
Clinical psychologist - college prof - therapist (but probably not yours) - mental health advocate - mom of tween & teen & dogs - 10000 hobbies
Clinical psychologist - college prof - therapist (but probably not yours) - mental health advocate - mom of tween & teen & dogs - 10000 hobbies
Tinfoil hat time:
I’ve long believed that JD “I’m a never Trump guy” Vance joined the campaign to sabotage. I’m not saying he’s noble - I don’t think he has any real values or principles.
I now believe he “accidentally” added that guy from The Atlantic to the “Bombing Yemen🔥☄️🔥” group chat.
I’ve long believed that JD “I’m a never Trump guy” Vance joined the campaign to sabotage. I’m not saying he’s noble - I don’t think he has any real values or principles.
I now believe he “accidentally” added that guy from The Atlantic to the “Bombing Yemen🔥☄️🔥” group chat.
March 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Tinfoil hat time:
I’ve long believed that JD “I’m a never Trump guy” Vance joined the campaign to sabotage. I’m not saying he’s noble - I don’t think he has any real values or principles.
I now believe he “accidentally” added that guy from The Atlantic to the “Bombing Yemen🔥☄️🔥” group chat.
I’ve long believed that JD “I’m a never Trump guy” Vance joined the campaign to sabotage. I’m not saying he’s noble - I don’t think he has any real values or principles.
I now believe he “accidentally” added that guy from The Atlantic to the “Bombing Yemen🔥☄️🔥” group chat.
M: “How was school?”
L: “Boring.”
His school: Posts a video of live bagpipers marching through the hallway
L: “Boring.”
His school: Posts a video of live bagpipers marching through the hallway
March 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
M: “How was school?”
L: “Boring.”
His school: Posts a video of live bagpipers marching through the hallway
L: “Boring.”
His school: Posts a video of live bagpipers marching through the hallway
Corporate wants you to find 5 differences between these pictures.
March 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Corporate wants you to find 5 differences between these pictures.
My teenager approaches every activity with unbridled enthusiasm.
Please note that these are activities he chose and actively participates in.
Please note that these are activities he chose and actively participates in.
March 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My teenager approaches every activity with unbridled enthusiasm.
Please note that these are activities he chose and actively participates in.
Please note that these are activities he chose and actively participates in.
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Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.
February 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.
Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.
February 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.
How’s your Sunday?
They rearranged Aldi, so now I have to come to terms with that today.
They rearranged Aldi, so now I have to come to terms with that today.
February 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
How’s your Sunday?
They rearranged Aldi, so now I have to come to terms with that today.
They rearranged Aldi, so now I have to come to terms with that today.
Parenting at a skating meet.
He’s been skating since 2015, and this still happens regularly. (We did find them)
He’s been skating since 2015, and this still happens regularly. (We did find them)
February 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Parenting at a skating meet.
He’s been skating since 2015, and this still happens regularly. (We did find them)
He’s been skating since 2015, and this still happens regularly. (We did find them)
One fun thing about having a kid in an obscure sport: if there’s a cyber truck at every meet, you spend all day trying to figure out who the dumbass is.
February 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
One fun thing about having a kid in an obscure sport: if there’s a cyber truck at every meet, you spend all day trying to figure out who the dumbass is.
Maybe the real checks and balances are the friends we made along the way.
February 8, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Maybe the real checks and balances are the friends we made along the way.
The biggest safety risk to female athletes at all levels has never been trans women. It always has been, by a gigantic margin, cis men.
Cis men are also the biggest safety risk to male athletes.
Cis men are also the biggest safety risk to male athletes.
February 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The biggest safety risk to female athletes at all levels has never been trans women. It always has been, by a gigantic margin, cis men.
Cis men are also the biggest safety risk to male athletes.
Cis men are also the biggest safety risk to male athletes.
My 5th grader’s homework.
February 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My 5th grader’s homework.
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My instinct is to make the case that USAID is extremely good, actually. But I feel like it’s more important to say, “What is happening is antagonistic to the foundational document of the nation.”
February 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
My instinct is to make the case that USAID is extremely good, actually. But I feel like it’s more important to say, “What is happening is antagonistic to the foundational document of the nation.”
HE STILL DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE
February 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
HE STILL DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE
Just reminding everyone that the white house webpage on the constitution was removed 1/22 and has not been restored. You still get a 404 error.
www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
www.whitehouse.gov
February 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Just reminding everyone that the white house webpage on the constitution was removed 1/22 and has not been restored. You still get a 404 error.
www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
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If I were Canadian PM I would immediately:
1. Create a new $15B science fund
2. Offer any credentialed US scientist funding for lab startup and replacement of NIH grants if they move to Canada
3. Immediate permanent residency
4. Citizenship after 2 years
Overnight a science superpower
If I were Canadian PM I would immediately:
1. Create a new $15B science fund
2. Offer any credentialed US scientist funding for lab startup and replacement of NIH grants if they move to Canada
3. Immediate permanent residency
4. Citizenship after 2 years
Overnight a science superpower
January 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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If I were Canadian PM I would immediately:
1. Create a new $15B science fund
2. Offer any credentialed US scientist funding for lab startup and replacement of NIH grants if they move to Canada
3. Immediate permanent residency
4. Citizenship after 2 years
Overnight a science superpower
If I were Canadian PM I would immediately:
1. Create a new $15B science fund
2. Offer any credentialed US scientist funding for lab startup and replacement of NIH grants if they move to Canada
3. Immediate permanent residency
4. Citizenship after 2 years
Overnight a science superpower
THIS is the bad place @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social has been trying to warn us about tuberculosis for months.
www.npr.org/sections/sho...
www.npr.org/sections/sho...
Trump administration purges websites across federal health agencies
Research and basic information on subjects ranging from tuberculosis surveillance to adolescent health disappeared from federal health agency websites.
www.npr.org
January 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
THIS is the bad place @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social has been trying to warn us about tuberculosis for months.
www.npr.org/sections/sho...
www.npr.org/sections/sho...
“That can’t be true.” - a student, as I wrote this on the board
January 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
“That can’t be true.” - a student, as I wrote this on the board
@chappy28.bsky.social has tuned out everything that I (and my sister) have talked about for the past year, so this week he’s gotten to learn all about #RFKjr for the “first time.”
January 31, 2025 at 2:29 AM
@chappy28.bsky.social has tuned out everything that I (and my sister) have talked about for the past year, so this week he’s gotten to learn all about #RFKjr for the “first time.”
Friend: “can I add you on LinkedIn?”
Me, who looks at LinkedIn once a year when I make my students make one: panic and confusion
Me, who looks at LinkedIn once a year when I make my students make one: panic and confusion
Um Weird GIF
ALT: Um Weird GIF
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January 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Friend: “can I add you on LinkedIn?”
Me, who looks at LinkedIn once a year when I make my students make one: panic and confusion
Me, who looks at LinkedIn once a year when I make my students make one: panic and confusion
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Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back
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January 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back
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On Friday I posted a TikTok about how to respond if ICE is on your campus. I have spent all weekend getting ignorant, racist comments.
Here is a dramatic reenactment of “how conservatives think ICE works.“ Please leave me nice comments because the world is a cesspool.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8FwAErf/
Here is a dramatic reenactment of “how conservatives think ICE works.“ Please leave me nice comments because the world is a cesspool.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8FwAErf/
Replying to @JA this is what conservatives think ice is like. I’m sorry, these are all the action figures I have.
TikTok video by A therapist, but not yours
www.tiktok.com
January 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
On Friday I posted a TikTok about how to respond if ICE is on your campus. I have spent all weekend getting ignorant, racist comments.
Here is a dramatic reenactment of “how conservatives think ICE works.“ Please leave me nice comments because the world is a cesspool.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8FwAErf/
Here is a dramatic reenactment of “how conservatives think ICE works.“ Please leave me nice comments because the world is a cesspool.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8FwAErf/
If ICE shows up on your campus: youre not a lawyer and you dont work for free www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8FceTGd/
#ice #collegelife
TikTok video by A therapist, but not yours
www.tiktok.com
January 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
If ICE shows up on your campus: youre not a lawyer and you dont work for free www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8FceTGd/