Melfice
melfice.bsky.social
Melfice
@melfice.bsky.social
I'm a guy. Pronouns are pretty straightforward.
If you feel the need to be creative with it, go for it.

Manufactured in 1986, Best until 2030.
I see the gun/grenade launcher on the back, but I can't stop imagining her baseball batting the grenades from her bandolier towards the enemy.
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Haha!
What a silly question!

Am I okay?

Of course not!
But I'm not letting that stop me.
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Hey now!
As a man... I can only agree.
November 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Bluebrixx' model doesn't seem at the same scale.

But it does look like theirs looks better.
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I'm sorry to hear about your upcoming divorce.

(I'm joking! I'm joking!)
October 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Motherland by Rapalje.

There's no official release on disc (yet?), but I love this version by them.

youtu.be/QPWBPdp3qX8?...
Motherland - Rapalje (De Kring/ Roosendaal 28-02-2024)
YouTube video by Wendy van der Sande
youtu.be
October 27, 2025 at 8:49 AM
And once again the English commit crimes against the Scottish.

When will this oppression end!?
October 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
You realize we expect future episodes to be fully in Dutch, as spoken by you two, right?

Kaartmannen!
October 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Check again!
The hack may not have gone through yet!

(That was obviously a joke. Thank you!)
October 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Snag
October 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
John Travolta, arms half-raised, looking around.
October 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
GO CUDDLE THE CAPYBARAS! *

* Disclaimer: actually cuddling the capybaras will probably get you banned from the zoo.
October 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
... Myth Busters it, and blow it to kingdom come?

But that would be a waste.
Are there any charities that would be willing to take it?
October 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"Grim darkness"

*displays so much vibrancy and colour that it cancels out half the darkness from the entire setting*
September 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This one post.
*Chef's kiss*!

... wait.
No, wait! Stop!

Gord- *slobbering sounds*
September 23, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Huh.
In the Netherlands, we have something similar. Poffertjes.

These look like American-style pancake poffertjes.

www.google.com/search?newwi...
poffertjes - Google Search
www.google.com
September 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Looks like a bright and cheerful day for Scotland!

Compared to normal, I mean.

(I joke, I joke!)
September 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM