Melfice
@melfice.bsky.social
I'm a guy. Pronouns are pretty straightforward.
If you feel the need to be creative with it, go for it.
Manufactured in 1986, Best until 2030.
If you feel the need to be creative with it, go for it.
Manufactured in 1986, Best until 2030.
Jesus Christ, every episode of campaign four is just longer than the previous!
FIVE COCKING HOURS!?
#CriticalRole #CampaignFour #Campaign4
FIVE COCKING HOURS!?
#CriticalRole #CampaignFour #Campaign4
October 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Jesus Christ, every episode of campaign four is just longer than the previous!
FIVE COCKING HOURS!?
#CriticalRole #CampaignFour #Campaign4
FIVE COCKING HOURS!?
#CriticalRole #CampaignFour #Campaign4
Truth.
Speaking from experience as well.
Speaking from experience as well.
I know it's popular to say if Stephen Miller got laid and/or wasn't picked on in school he wouldn't be like he is. As someone who didn't get laid and got picked on in school I'm pretty sure there is something more deeply wrong with him than tough school days.
October 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Truth.
Speaking from experience as well.
Speaking from experience as well.
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This is a fuchswerfer. It werfs fuchs.
September 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This is a fuchswerfer. It werfs fuchs.
September 18, 2025 at 11:26 AM
One must imagine the ghost of Charlie Kirk happy.
He died as a sacrifice to keep the second amendment.
He died as a sacrifice to keep the second amendment.
September 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
One must imagine the ghost of Charlie Kirk happy.
He died as a sacrifice to keep the second amendment.
He died as a sacrifice to keep the second amendment.
Slightly diminish a book
Esquire Of The Rings - JRR Tolkien
Esquire Of The Rings - JRR Tolkien
Slightly diminish a book
Guards. - Sir Terry Pratchett.
Guards. - Sir Terry Pratchett.
Slightly diminish a book
I, Roomba
I, Roomba
September 8, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Slightly diminish a book
Esquire Of The Rings - JRR Tolkien
Esquire Of The Rings - JRR Tolkien
Slightly diminish a book
Guards. - Sir Terry Pratchett.
Guards. - Sir Terry Pratchett.
Slightly diminish a book
I, Roomba
I, Roomba
Slightly diminish a book
The Grapes of Annoyance
The Grapes of Annoyance
September 8, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Slightly diminish a book
Guards. - Sir Terry Pratchett.
Guards. - Sir Terry Pratchett.
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For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.
August 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.
Reposted by Melfice
August 25, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Just a brief look into my stupid brain:
When I first made my current #DnD character, Om Asor, I was just looking around. Searching for inspiration.
And I lingered on #AtomicRobo 's Dr. Dinosaur for said inspiration.
Excellent!
Ooh? Dragonborn? Yes. What class? Hmm... fighter? No. 1/4
When I first made my current #DnD character, Om Asor, I was just looking around. Searching for inspiration.
And I lingered on #AtomicRobo 's Dr. Dinosaur for said inspiration.
Excellent!
Ooh? Dragonborn? Yes. What class? Hmm... fighter? No. 1/4
August 23, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Just a brief look into my stupid brain:
When I first made my current #DnD character, Om Asor, I was just looking around. Searching for inspiration.
And I lingered on #AtomicRobo 's Dr. Dinosaur for said inspiration.
Excellent!
Ooh? Dragonborn? Yes. What class? Hmm... fighter? No. 1/4
When I first made my current #DnD character, Om Asor, I was just looking around. Searching for inspiration.
And I lingered on #AtomicRobo 's Dr. Dinosaur for said inspiration.
Excellent!
Ooh? Dragonborn? Yes. What class? Hmm... fighter? No. 1/4
I know I'm not the first one to think of this, but...
Warforged Druid.
BEAST WARS!
Warforged Druid.
BEAST WARS!
August 16, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I know I'm not the first one to think of this, but...
Warforged Druid.
BEAST WARS!
Warforged Druid.
BEAST WARS!
Criminals.
Every single one of them.
And I love them, and I would kill and die for them.
Every single one of them.
And I love them, and I would kill and die for them.
LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS
(i follow a lot of bird accounts on IG, time for another bunch of photo studies)
🪅🦜
(i follow a lot of bird accounts on IG, time for another bunch of photo studies)
🪅🦜
July 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Criminals.
Every single one of them.
And I love them, and I would kill and die for them.
Every single one of them.
And I love them, and I would kill and die for them.
Casting Blade Ward as a Bard.
To the tune of Wonderwall.
"So maybeeee! I'm gonna be the one who saves meeee!
'Cause after alllll! Your blade will do fuck a-ha-halllllll!"
#Bard #BardSpell #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons
To the tune of Wonderwall.
"So maybeeee! I'm gonna be the one who saves meeee!
'Cause after alllll! Your blade will do fuck a-ha-halllllll!"
#Bard #BardSpell #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons
July 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Casting Blade Ward as a Bard.
To the tune of Wonderwall.
"So maybeeee! I'm gonna be the one who saves meeee!
'Cause after alllll! Your blade will do fuck a-ha-halllllll!"
#Bard #BardSpell #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons
To the tune of Wonderwall.
"So maybeeee! I'm gonna be the one who saves meeee!
'Cause after alllll! Your blade will do fuck a-ha-halllllll!"
#Bard #BardSpell #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons
So...
G chords on an ukulele.
Ouch.
My poor, non-musical fingers.
G chords on an ukulele.
Ouch.
My poor, non-musical fingers.
July 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
So...
G chords on an ukulele.
Ouch.
My poor, non-musical fingers.
G chords on an ukulele.
Ouch.
My poor, non-musical fingers.
The king of the Netherlands has the opportunity to do something incredibly funny, and useful to the world.
Just sayin'.
Just sayin'.
June 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The king of the Netherlands has the opportunity to do something incredibly funny, and useful to the world.
Just sayin'.
Just sayin'.
May 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
@garybrannan.bsky.social One hell of a find!
A pair of U.K. scholars discovered the mislabeled document in Harvard Law School's digital archives. The university bought it for just $27.50 in 1946. It turned out to be an authentic copy dating to 1300.
Harvard learned it has an authentic Magna Carta. In 1946, it paid less than $28 for it
A pair of U.K. scholars discovered the mislabled document in Harvard Law School's digital archives. The university bought it for just $27.50 in 1946. It turned out to be an authentic copy dating to 1...
www.npr.org
May 16, 2025 at 8:20 AM
@garybrannan.bsky.social One hell of a find!
I have three types of TTRPG characters.
- Gimmick silly.
- Gimmick tragic.
- Entire character based on punny name. (May be a subset of Gimmick silly.)
- Gimmick silly.
- Gimmick tragic.
- Entire character based on punny name. (May be a subset of Gimmick silly.)
I have three types of TTRPG characters.
- glamorous and soft magical baby girl
- warrior/mage queen mommy femme
- tired but hot 5 o’clock shadow mercenary
- glamorous and soft magical baby girl
- warrior/mage queen mommy femme
- tired but hot 5 o’clock shadow mercenary
i have three types of ttrpg characters:
-angry punch girl who hates authority
-very posh, very horny
-just the most disgusting little freak you’ve ever seen, with bursts of lucidity and class consciousness
-angry punch girl who hates authority
-very posh, very horny
-just the most disgusting little freak you’ve ever seen, with bursts of lucidity and class consciousness
May 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I have three types of TTRPG characters.
- Gimmick silly.
- Gimmick tragic.
- Entire character based on punny name. (May be a subset of Gimmick silly.)
- Gimmick silly.
- Gimmick tragic.
- Entire character based on punny name. (May be a subset of Gimmick silly.)
I can't remember the title, but it was a retelling of Red Riding Hood, if I recall it correctly it was with a werewolf instead of the Big Bad Wolf.
It didn't give me nightmares or anything, but 10 year old me did feel quite uncomfortable for a good while.
Just a general feeling of unease.
It didn't give me nightmares or anything, but 10 year old me did feel quite uncomfortable for a good while.
Just a general feeling of unease.
Screw your favorite book, which was the first that upset you?
A Wrinkle in Time was mine. The possessed baby scared the everloving shit out of me. My babysitter had to call my mom to come home early because I was hysterical.
A Wrinkle in Time was mine. The possessed baby scared the everloving shit out of me. My babysitter had to call my mom to come home early because I was hysterical.
May 12, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I can't remember the title, but it was a retelling of Red Riding Hood, if I recall it correctly it was with a werewolf instead of the Big Bad Wolf.
It didn't give me nightmares or anything, but 10 year old me did feel quite uncomfortable for a good while.
Just a general feeling of unease.
It didn't give me nightmares or anything, but 10 year old me did feel quite uncomfortable for a good while.
Just a general feeling of unease.
Suck Trump's cock, say bye-bye to your stock!
The divergence here from two companies with *very* similar customer bases is pretty wild, you do not see this sort of thing happen at scale very often.
Target suffers 10th consecutive week of foot traffic declines, sinking stock prices since caving on DEI
Costco, which resisted pressure to ditch DEI, extends foot-traffic gains streak to 15.
www.retailbrew.com
April 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Suck Trump's cock, say bye-bye to your stock!
I managed to shock my fellow party members in D&D just a little bit yesterday.
My character - an artificer - so far has been a fairly benign being. Some silly buggery, but nothing outright monstrous.
My character - an artificer - so far has been a fairly benign being. Some silly buggery, but nothing outright monstrous.
April 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I managed to shock my fellow party members in D&D just a little bit yesterday.
My character - an artificer - so far has been a fairly benign being. Some silly buggery, but nothing outright monstrous.
My character - an artificer - so far has been a fairly benign being. Some silly buggery, but nothing outright monstrous.
