Melissa Fall
@melfall.bsky.social
writer, editor, purveyor of dumb jokes // here by the grace of DK Marzipan
worst headache ever but I don't know if it's because I've had too much caffeine or not enough
November 16, 2023 at 9:33 PM
worst headache ever but I don't know if it's because I've had too much caffeine or not enough
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No newsletter today cuz this bear is tired. But it'll be out tomorrow. And if you're like hey, I want a newsletter from a bear, here is a handy hyperlink. dkmarzipan.substack.com
October 20, 2023 at 8:30 PM
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Ok so I haven't purchased Horse-opoly yet
October 11, 2023 at 6:44 AM
Ok so I haven't purchased Horse-opoly yet
guys I'm about to buy the board game Horse-opoly; does anyone on here wanna save me from myself?
October 6, 2023 at 7:53 PM
guys I'm about to buy the board game Horse-opoly; does anyone on here wanna save me from myself?
I don't really miss chat rooms, but sometimes I do wish I could find another way to drop all of my bizarre "famous magician facts" on a group of unsuspecting strangers
September 21, 2023 at 12:36 AM
I don't really miss chat rooms, but sometimes I do wish I could find another way to drop all of my bizarre "famous magician facts" on a group of unsuspecting strangers
I doubt this is a controversial take, but I find Bluesky's measured "What's up?" prompt far more appealing than Twitter's vaguely panicked "What is happening?!"
September 19, 2023 at 6:13 PM
I doubt this is a controversial take, but I find Bluesky's measured "What's up?" prompt far more appealing than Twitter's vaguely panicked "What is happening?!"
I bring a sort of "where are my post-its" vibe to my post-its that my post-its don't really like
September 7, 2023 at 8:52 AM
I bring a sort of "where are my post-its" vibe to my post-its that my post-its don't really like
my entire life is a synthwave remix
August 31, 2023 at 8:44 AM
my entire life is a synthwave remix
forgotten phone notes: "reflections on my writing career" edition
August 30, 2023 at 9:00 PM
forgotten phone notes: "reflections on my writing career" edition
still waiting for Alvin and the Chipmunks to cover Savage Garden
August 26, 2023 at 4:52 AM
still waiting for Alvin and the Chipmunks to cover Savage Garden
how many times am I going to make and reschedule this DMV appointment? polls now open
August 23, 2023 at 4:05 AM
how many times am I going to make and reschedule this DMV appointment? polls now open
just drove through an intersection so flooded that I felt like I was fording a river on horseback WHAT AN ADVENTURE WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
August 20, 2023 at 7:45 PM
just drove through an intersection so flooded that I felt like I was fording a river on horseback WHAT AN ADVENTURE WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
Reposted by Melissa Fall
It's funny that if Bluesky ever does take off, Jack Dorsey will go down as the undisputed king of microblogging platforms and he will have absolutely no idea what makes any of this good or why anyone uses this. It'd be like if the inventor of the dishwasher was a dalmatian.
August 18, 2023 at 7:43 PM
It's funny that if Bluesky ever does take off, Jack Dorsey will go down as the undisputed king of microblogging platforms and he will have absolutely no idea what makes any of this good or why anyone uses this. It'd be like if the inventor of the dishwasher was a dalmatian.
A Smiths cover band called "The Smithees," is this anything
August 17, 2023 at 11:55 PM
A Smiths cover band called "The Smithees," is this anything
Reposted by Melissa Fall
Are Sharknado's people on here? I'm doing a spec piece for Horsenado. Get in touch.
August 17, 2023 at 7:48 PM
Are Sharknado's people on here? I'm doing a spec piece for Horsenado. Get in touch.
took a vitamin at lunch, still waiting for that B12 to hit
August 16, 2023 at 3:23 AM
took a vitamin at lunch, still waiting for that B12 to hit
love this
13 years ago, I scanned every type of video game media I could find for a PCWorld feature. The original PCW link now has broken images, but I combined most of the slides into one image for fun
See if you can name 'em all!
See if you can name 'em all!
August 11, 2023 at 9:21 PM
love this
idk, I feel like something might be a little off with my YouTube algorithm
August 11, 2023 at 8:25 PM
idk, I feel like something might be a little off with my YouTube algorithm
legitimately happy to be here (a thing I rarely say)
August 11, 2023 at 8:22 AM
legitimately happy to be here (a thing I rarely say)