@meldonna.bsky.social
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PS I wrote an operators manual for cats
cuddleunit5.com
cuddleunit5.com
The Cat Operator's Manual - Get the Most from Your New Cuddle Unit
A fresh and quirky guide to understanding your cat, complete with technical information, warnings, insights into all of your Cuddle Unit 5™'s features and modes, and a bonus sticker sheet.
cuddleunit5.com
March 23, 2025 at 9:56 AM
PS I wrote an operators manual for cats
cuddleunit5.com
cuddleunit5.com
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Truth!
March 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Truth!
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I just won tonight's family monopoly game. Bankrupted my daughter in 25 minutes and my son lasted 35 minutes before he had to hand over all the railroads for landing on a loaded Boardwalk. I left him with a get out of jail free card though. It probably won't be my last win. Such fun!
March 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I just won tonight's family monopoly game. Bankrupted my daughter in 25 minutes and my son lasted 35 minutes before he had to hand over all the railroads for landing on a loaded Boardwalk. I left him with a get out of jail free card though. It probably won't be my last win. Such fun!
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If you let the executive deport people to a foreign gulag just by pronouncing the word “terrorism,” then expect to be called a “terrorist” soon yourself.
March 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
If you let the executive deport people to a foreign gulag just by pronouncing the word “terrorism,” then expect to be called a “terrorist” soon yourself.
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December 31, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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I don't get it.
All those trumpers were bragging that trump is so peaceful, yet now he wants to force Greenland into being bought, then they'd have to pay protection money?
How is this supposed to make the price of eggs cheaper? Explain it to me like I'm an idiot trumper.
All those trumpers were bragging that trump is so peaceful, yet now he wants to force Greenland into being bought, then they'd have to pay protection money?
How is this supposed to make the price of eggs cheaper? Explain it to me like I'm an idiot trumper.
December 30, 2024 at 5:49 PM
I don't get it.
All those trumpers were bragging that trump is so peaceful, yet now he wants to force Greenland into being bought, then they'd have to pay protection money?
How is this supposed to make the price of eggs cheaper? Explain it to me like I'm an idiot trumper.
All those trumpers were bragging that trump is so peaceful, yet now he wants to force Greenland into being bought, then they'd have to pay protection money?
How is this supposed to make the price of eggs cheaper? Explain it to me like I'm an idiot trumper.
This tracks
me at the start of 2024/me at the end of 2024
December 30, 2024 at 11:59 PM
This tracks
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December 29, 2024 at 11:14 PM
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God bless Jimmy Carter. There are few politicians that have such big hearts, who actually care about human beings. It breaks my heart that he wasn’t able to see the first woman elected president. It’s so sad that we live in a world that wouldn’t have gifted that to him and to us.
RIP Jimmy.
RIP Jimmy.
December 29, 2024 at 10:34 PM
God bless Jimmy Carter. There are few politicians that have such big hearts, who actually care about human beings. It breaks my heart that he wasn’t able to see the first woman elected president. It’s so sad that we live in a world that wouldn’t have gifted that to him and to us.
RIP Jimmy.
RIP Jimmy.
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Preet Bharara, you rascal!
December 29, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Preet Bharara, you rascal!
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Mr. "Step Back and Go Fuck Yourself in the Face" has opened a Cyber Charm School.
December 29, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Mr. "Step Back and Go Fuck Yourself in the Face" has opened a Cyber Charm School.
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Automatic Tabby Machine
December 24, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Automatic Tabby Machine
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Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.
December 23, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.
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Merry Xmas Eve EVE to those who celebrate. 🎅🎄☃️ 🎁❄️
December 23, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Merry Xmas Eve EVE to those who celebrate. 🎅🎄☃️ 🎁❄️
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Welcome to the friendly skies Senator @adamschiff.com
The former president likes to call me “pencil neck.”
But as of two weeks ago, my response is: “that’s Senator pencil neck to you.”
But whatever you call me – you can now hear from me firsthand here on Bluesky. Looking forward to the conversation!
But as of two weeks ago, my response is: “that’s Senator pencil neck to you.”
But whatever you call me – you can now hear from me firsthand here on Bluesky. Looking forward to the conversation!
December 22, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Welcome to the friendly skies Senator @adamschiff.com
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Stollen.
Brought to me by my colleague from Kharkiv.
Terrorussia keeps bombing us while we’re baking stollens.
#UkrainianView
Brought to me by my colleague from Kharkiv.
Terrorussia keeps bombing us while we’re baking stollens.
#UkrainianView
December 21, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Stollen.
Brought to me by my colleague from Kharkiv.
Terrorussia keeps bombing us while we’re baking stollens.
#UkrainianView
Brought to me by my colleague from Kharkiv.
Terrorussia keeps bombing us while we’re baking stollens.
#UkrainianView
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Ukrainian soldier Taras Stolyar recently won Metallica's endorsement for playing Nothing Else Matters on the bandura, a traditional Ukrainian folk instrument.
Now have a look at who sings to him as he plays Shape of My Heart.
Now have a look at who sings to him as he plays Shape of My Heart.
December 22, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Ukrainian soldier Taras Stolyar recently won Metallica's endorsement for playing Nothing Else Matters on the bandura, a traditional Ukrainian folk instrument.
Now have a look at who sings to him as he plays Shape of My Heart.
Now have a look at who sings to him as he plays Shape of My Heart.
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Like Lara Trump, I have also decided to remove my name from consideration for the United States Senate.
December 22, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Like Lara Trump, I have also decided to remove my name from consideration for the United States Senate.
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BLOW THIS UP!
Striking Amazon workers picketing outside an Amazon warehouse were greeted by a torrent of water in freezing temperatures from Bezos.
These mega corporations & billionaires will stop at NOTHING to stop us from organizing.
Fuck that! We stand with WORKERS. #SolidaritySeason
Striking Amazon workers picketing outside an Amazon warehouse were greeted by a torrent of water in freezing temperatures from Bezos.
These mega corporations & billionaires will stop at NOTHING to stop us from organizing.
Fuck that! We stand with WORKERS. #SolidaritySeason
December 22, 2024 at 2:21 AM
BLOW THIS UP!
Striking Amazon workers picketing outside an Amazon warehouse were greeted by a torrent of water in freezing temperatures from Bezos.
These mega corporations & billionaires will stop at NOTHING to stop us from organizing.
Fuck that! We stand with WORKERS. #SolidaritySeason
Striking Amazon workers picketing outside an Amazon warehouse were greeted by a torrent of water in freezing temperatures from Bezos.
These mega corporations & billionaires will stop at NOTHING to stop us from organizing.
Fuck that! We stand with WORKERS. #SolidaritySeason