Mel Mathias
@melbikes.bsky.social
I like bicycles, ice cream, dogs, and select cats (they know who they are)
#ottbike
#ottbike
Is this the Onion?
December 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Is this the Onion?
I listened to Thong Song 8 times this year, AMA
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I listened to Thong Song 8 times this year, AMA
Who takes a bus on a joyride and still charges the people getting on? Come on
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Who takes a bus on a joyride and still charges the people getting on? Come on
Gonna win $24M later so it’s all ok
November 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Gonna win $24M later so it’s all ok
November 2nd is officially a national day of mourning
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
November 2nd is officially a national day of mourning
Omg our stream went out 💀😱
November 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Omg our stream went out 💀😱
LETS FKN GO!!!
a man is wearing goggles and smoking a cigarette
ALT: a man is wearing goggles and smoking a cigarette
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
LETS FKN GO!!!
I love this photo of me from Halloween 2009 because:
1: I’m telling this man to go away and he’s not getting it
2: my Blackberry and point and shoot camera are on the table
3. My bangs are flipped up like we all used to do
A real snapshot in time
1: I’m telling this man to go away and he’s not getting it
2: my Blackberry and point and shoot camera are on the table
3. My bangs are flipped up like we all used to do
A real snapshot in time
November 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I love this photo of me from Halloween 2009 because:
1: I’m telling this man to go away and he’s not getting it
2: my Blackberry and point and shoot camera are on the table
3. My bangs are flipped up like we all used to do
A real snapshot in time
1: I’m telling this man to go away and he’s not getting it
2: my Blackberry and point and shoot camera are on the table
3. My bangs are flipped up like we all used to do
A real snapshot in time
Reposted by Mel Mathias
I have been relatively quiet on here this week, because my office has been dealing with a barrage of email from people who attend a particular church, upset about the addition of paid parking on Saturdays nearby. BTW: there 525 free parking spots within the 400m zone (and 202 spots within 200m).
November 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I have been relatively quiet on here this week, because my office has been dealing with a barrage of email from people who attend a particular church, upset about the addition of paid parking on Saturdays nearby. BTW: there 525 free parking spots within the 400m zone (and 202 spots within 200m).
OK Blue Jays, let’s play ball!
October 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
OK Blue Jays, let’s play ball!
Gonna be a lot of babies named Trey in 9 months
October 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Gonna be a lot of babies named Trey in 9 months
They keep talking about how loud the Dodgers sound system is.. it’s probably because they are so far out in the middle of nowhere that there are no noise restrictions
October 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
They keep talking about how loud the Dodgers sound system is.. it’s probably because they are so far out in the middle of nowhere that there are no noise restrictions
Screaming crying throwing up
October 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Screaming crying throwing up
Reposted by Mel Mathias
If the Rogers Centre had a parking lot that covered the same surface area as the Dodgers' parking lot, it would stretch from Queen Street on one end to the Lake Ontario waterfront on the other
October 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
If the Rogers Centre had a parking lot that covered the same surface area as the Dodgers' parking lot, it would stretch from Queen Street on one end to the Lake Ontario waterfront on the other
How did I lose a pair of pants 😤😤
October 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
How did I lose a pair of pants 😤😤
Guy misses rapture because he was stuck on a zoom call
September 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Guy misses rapture because he was stuck on a zoom call
Heading back down to the pit of despair, anyone need anything?
September 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Heading back down to the pit of despair, anyone need anything?
*stares blankly into the wall*
This outcome is very disappointing.
As one resident with mobility challenges put it, accessibility is always more important than neighbourhood character.
This decision also sets a concerning precedent for an important active transportation policy. #OttWalk #OttRoll
www.ctvnews.ca/ottawa/artic...
As one resident with mobility challenges put it, accessibility is always more important than neighbourhood character.
This decision also sets a concerning precedent for an important active transportation policy. #OttWalk #OttRoll
www.ctvnews.ca/ottawa/artic...
Councillor says sidewalks planned for Manor Park neighbourhood will be deferred
Rideau-Rockcliffe Coun. Rawlson King says a plan to install sidewalks in the Manor Park neighbourhood as part of a road renewal project will be deferred.
www.ctvnews.ca
September 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
*stares blankly into the wall*
I HAVE A FAMILY DOCTOR
a blurry picture of a person standing in front of a refrigerator and oven .
ALT: a blurry picture of a person standing in front of a refrigerator and oven .
media.tenor.com
August 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I HAVE A FAMILY DOCTOR
Yes I am starting 3 new quilts but I am also going to finish a quilt that has been unfinished for like 2 years so it evens out
August 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Yes I am starting 3 new quilts but I am also going to finish a quilt that has been unfinished for like 2 years so it evens out
Heard on the radio that Ottawa is banning right turn on reds? Huge if true
July 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Heard on the radio that Ottawa is banning right turn on reds? Huge if true