Emma Watson also comes to mind

I got this useful bon mot from a middle school teacher recently.

In response to, “I DONT UNDERSTAND,” he calmly said, “okay what steps have you taken to understand?”

And that’s when I realized that a lot of folks have no steps.

Almost a year 😅

There is no way I could hold my own in a conversation with someone fluent but I’m learning :3

Going from being a line cook/bartender to the office world was genuinely shocking to me. Service workers are forged in fire

In my mind he says “It is now Time to Die” and explodes, roll credits

Fifth Element catching strays

It was both, they all wanted their flights unaffected. Spoiled assholes after making so many suffer in vain

Joyce Carol Oates: “In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured.”

Darryl, Joyce Carol Oates’ friend: fuck him up, Joyce Carol Oates

The whole growing up in a castle-museum thing too. Nerd ass parents raised a nerd ass kid, hope he doesn’t milkshake duck

So many people say things like “I wish people still dressed like that” while looking at old fashion pictures but you can, and this kid does. Hell yeah