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Bus D. Sinclair 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️
@melbeast.bsky.social
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Acting Shadow Secretary of Labor in the Communist Utopia

Trans Rights Are Human Rights
Black Lives Matter
Nazis Fuck Off
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Got S rank on the final Once Upon a Katamari level and the King told me to go outside and touch grass lol
A screenshot from Once Upon a Katamari. The King of All Cosmos is posed magnificently after completing a level, a staple of the series. In this game is dressed in period clothing reminiscent of Edo era Japan. It can be seen that I got S rank in the level and he is saying “But you should probably go outside and touch grass sometimes.” The word outside is a different color text for emphasis. I was playing as cousin Kenta, who looks like The Prince but has four legs like a centaur.
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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A screen cap of a Simpsons episode where Bart interacts with an animatronic forest fire preventing bear who asks who can prevent forest fires with a button for “You” and “Me” The context: In the famous scene Bart tries both options and the bear says he’s wrong either way because of hilarious semantic bullshit that isn’t even consistent. I am posting it as a metaphor.
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Yes lol
A closeup of a flimsy paper “sign” taped to the outside wall of the Oval Office. The script is gold but it’s clearly printed office paper
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Classic painting of Plato and Aristotle being hella smart together
November 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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The saga continues
12:18 4 Daniel Kibblesmith © FUCKING HELL. •il @kibblesmit... • 38m 70 山…• @kibblesmith... • now Daniel Kibblesmith O Holy crow. Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bs... • now YEAAAAAAH L 企 ... assbutt @nasboat.org •now fuck you. 亡… - Reposted by Hard Drive Bob Mackey @bobservo.bsky.social • 7m finally baseball fans understand what it's like to play a Persona game 2 ≤ 17 46 凸 ... joemag @joemag.games •7s DODGERS IN 7 geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social • 10s THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKIN TALKING ABOUT!! 个 Brendan Nyhan O @brendannyhan, 12S
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Baseball is happening
12:084 2 258 © 194 L Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsk... • 1m WILLIAM L…・・ Fergalicious Jeffinition @thethejeff.... • 1m | Slapped that ball like it was Chris Rock L ・・・ ¿ Reposted by Staccata / Emma Addams @emma-addams.bs... •7m even though this professional athlete is a decrepit 32 years old now, with a terrible body, a weak man of no physical worth, he's still hobbling out there and hoping against hope that his pathetic flesh contains enough strength to play a children's game one last time 1 2 2 〜 L… Kara Fagan I*l Liberal @fagankara.... • 1m No no no no 山… Second Great Bisexual... @suesswa... • 1m 口 geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social • 1m OH MY GOD!!!!! L C W
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Actually it’s Reno, excuse me lol
A text that reads: Famous Dave's: Halloween Kids Eat Free & Hot Coco Available at participating locations only: Reno, NV
October 31, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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A close up of Pope Leo’s (White Sox fan) face forcing a smile. For context the full image shows the patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East (Cubs fan) giving him a Cubs jersey that he must accept for the sake of politeness even though you can tell he’s super annoyed lol
October 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Wanting to see for myself, this is what I found lol
A YouTube screenshot showing the message: This video contains content from SME, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds Additionally we can see that the video has been up for 5 months and has 640 views. Comments are turned off.
October 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Found it
A screenshot of Singals Twitter where he shows correspondence with a KiwiFarms user who reached out to help him: A kiwi farmer reached out to me claiming to have figured out the tech problems I'm having. This is their post. Does this make sense to those who are techier than me? I indeed get an error when I click on the username so no idea how to block.
October 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Impulse by at the CVS
Melanie holding a small plushie of the Pokemon, who is a little olive guy making a slightly distressed face. Melanie is doing a cute kissy face Another shot with the Smoliv but this time Melanie a making a doofy face in an attempt to mimic Smoliv’s energy with crossed eyes and an anxious frown
September 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Bring it home Fuck Cityyyy
Screenshot of my Fantasy football “report card”. My picks have earned an A from the ESPN app’s algorithm. The name of my fantasy team is the Fuck City Fuckers in the Red Lobster Williamsburg league
August 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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It’s extra ridiculous when you factor in other planets having deeply subpar eclipses. Everything about the size of our moon and its distance from us and the sun is perfect, it’s not a given on other planets, the odds of it blow my mind
NASA image of an eclipse as seen from the surface of Mars. The Mars moon is small and bumpy shaped and doesn’t come close to perfectly blocking out the sun the way an Earth eclipse does
August 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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🙌
A screencap of the Google listing for the Rotofugi toy store in Chicago. The glass of the front window has the Tokidoki logo prominently featured.
August 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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This is in my top 5 of favorite posts ever, Gronk the Original Dunkin Donuts Character lives in my heart
Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane A while back, Dunkin Donuts used Rob Gronkowski in some ads. But my friend and I had no idea he was a football player, so we thought Dunkin came up with an Original Character named "Gronk" to advertise their energy drink. Two of the Gronk ads are pictured, in which he is wearing a white tshirt and holding a colorful iced drink on each hand with a big smile on his face The first image has text that says GRONK DRINKS EM The second image reads AND HE'S GOT ENERGY
August 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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This entire past week all of my targeted ads are for this old man gaming pillow
YouTube ad screenshot. A white man with slightly graying hair is playing a handheld gaming device supported by a stand/pillow on his lap, which is the product being advertised. There is a very cute gray cat trying to position itself between the man and the game.
July 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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www.sf.gov/trans-women-...
• Transgender women performed worse than cisgender women in tests measuring lower-body strength • Transgender women performed worse than cisgender women in tests measuring lung function • Transgender women had a higher percentage of fat mass, lower fat-free mass, and weaker handgrip strength compared to cisgender men • Transgender women's bone density was found to be equivalent to that of cisgender women, which is linked to muscle strength • There were no meaningful differences found between the two groups' hemoglobin profiles (a key factor in athletic performance)
July 31, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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My favorite way to learn breaking news 😎
Bluesky feed screenshot: Reposted by Ravin Boodram Marisa Kabas •@marisakabas.bs... • 2m manifesting works assbutt @nasboat.org • 17h is hulk hogan dead yet? i know it's gonna happen soon. i just know it. muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.... • Im rest in piss, hulk hogan, you racist megalomaniacal unwatchable sack of shit, i hope satan does the five moves of doom on your ass for eternity
July 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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A screenshot of the “no war” puppies meme shoddily edited to read “one war”
July 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Italian Elon Musk • @alexqarbuckle I send a the calzone into space!! I don't pay a the taxes!! Ohhh!! 11:48 AM • 16 Jun 18 from Brooklyn, NY 8,064 Retweets 33.5K Likes
July 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Twist my arm I have just the ones :3
Melanie from below in their Smash Fascism tank top looking over their huge boobs like its Attack on Titan Melanie from below in their Smash Fascism tank top looking over their huge boobs like its Attack on Titan, again, making a sillier face in this one
June 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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A selection of an Achewood comic. In the first panel the first character says: “This song is about how America chews the working man up and spits him in the dirt to die”. To which the second character says: “Huh. Well, that's no fun! Let's rewrite It!” In the second panel the Pollyanna-ish second character continues: “Born...in the USA! I went to school and I got an...A l ate a hamburger and said Hooray!”
June 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Getting this stupid idea out of my head already lol

I need to do more shitty comics
A three panel comic quickly drawn in ballpoint pen on lined paper. The title reads “Transformers: Simple Machines” The “character” is the same in all three panels, a crudely drawn wheel with an axel through the center In the first panel the wheel says “I am Optimus Prime.” In the second panel the wheel says “I am a wheel in this continuity” In the third panel the wheel says “Megatron is a wedge”
June 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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This might be the nicest thing anyone’s ever said about me lol
The best match between the self assessment you provided and the profile of a fictional character as rated by other people who have taken this survey is the character Amanita Caplan (Sense8). 89% match 22 @ openpsychometrics.org
May 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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The trinity is about to be complete
A vertical screenshot of my phone, showing a folder with two app icons. The first icon is for the old the original HBO Max app that went defunct when they rebranded and I just never deleted. The second icon is for the current app under the brand Max There is an empty third slot waiting for the presumed third app since they made a whole new one last time too
May 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM