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Mel
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November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Exactly! Think about it as a fun challenge, how much money can you give your wife and how long can you go without seeing her ^-^ also if you see her at the grocery store with me don't worry about it
September 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
She really loves you!! I feel like it's only fair that you should get her a gift, have you considered giving her $50k and 6 months away from the house? I think something that people in love love is not having any communication with their partner for a while! No questions asked and such haha
September 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Currently in the world, there's too many stories about people like Icarus. Let's find ourselves an I(NTJ)carus myth and inspire people!

5/5: End of thread 🧵
August 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I would rather hear about a myth of a person who uses their mind, thinks things through (and ignores any pesky emotions that don't make sense), and succeeds! Wouldn't that be more interesting to read? It would be a good lesson, fun, and I know other INTJs and logical thinkers would feel seen!

4/?
August 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I really don't think we should be teaching the population myths that feature impulsive characters, what if people are inspired by it? It's just not good as a role model to people.

2/?
August 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Congratulations on passing the test, you have the highest score of all test takers!!! Your next test - get a treat :3 and also kill someone
August 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
COMPREHENSION QUESTIONS:
1. Who is the poster referring to as "they"?
2. What in the text implies "they" would fall in love with the poster?
3. Why would the poster kill "them"? Is there anything in the text to show a reason?

Extra Credit: What mental illnesses would you diagnose the poster with?
August 6, 2025 at 10:03 AM
This sucks #hatemail
April 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Exactly!!! Like "arrest" me then if you're so bothered by a little bit of taking stuff
March 19, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Ikr!!! (Thay stands for 'i know right'). I wonder who made it and if they'll make a sequel. Spotify 2 would be awesome
March 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Thank you!!! It's a hard job but I do it for the love of the game and for the money and benefits and so that i stop getting smacked with a broom by my neighbor cause apparently it's a 'crime" to walk into their house and take stuff..who knew
March 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Or a VHS tape
March 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Like if you were a tapeworm, I'd put you in a roll of tape of course
March 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Yes.. but only if you were a type of worm that could survive in the puddle and mud!!! If u were a worm that can't handle it (not because u aren't strong and powerful, but because of worm/water biology), I would put u in a different and more suitable environment so u can thrive
March 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
March 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Almost got hit by an electric bike and also a car while writing this but I will NOT be silenced!!!!!
March 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM