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Mel
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Everything is blue gray when i try to load this app.....on the day i was going to post about bush representation in media.....so if you ever think im quiet about something just remember. Was i silent? Or was i SILENCED
November 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I have normal feelings about my favorite sauce #normal
September 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
THREAD 🧵

I'm an INTJ so maybe that's why I don't understand, but why would Icarus fly so close to the sun? Of course he fell, logically what did he think would happen otherwise? If he thought critically, he would have understood what was going to happen.

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August 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Sometimes your best friend's soulmate is your fave mistress #thatslife #yolo #humpday #iburpofrn
August 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I hope that when I go to the U.S. of A. (USA for short) They require me to show my social media. And then I show them and they go wow....you are so smart and sexy and funny..... And then I go I know very casually and coolly not like the other girls and they fall in love with me and then I kill them
August 6, 2025 at 9:59 AM
They call it peenis cause theres pee in there #biology #geology #
August 6, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Taylor swift? More like tailor!!! Swift!!!! Button fell off my shirt I need it fixed asap (as soon as possible)
April 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Guys....have you ever heard of this?? Check it out!!! 👉👉spotify.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Seeing a full moon and remembering reverse psychology and wishing to capitalize on it: ohhhhh I sure hope a butch werewolf ISNT out here with me in the dark....

Then remembers Freud against my will: and she might or might have mommy issues I think?
March 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Is Brian Thompson also ghosting you guys or has he just been mad at me only. He broke our Snapchat streak and doesn't reply to the tiktoks I send him:/
February 18, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Just saw the sexiest bus ever do you think she likes girls
February 8, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Forgetting the word 'head': yea bro she gave me such good noggin last night
January 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Aliens
January 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
They call the hairstyle "ponytail" because ponys tails also hurt just like your scalp when you put you ur hair in the elastic band. We pay ponies over 45million $ a year for the right to use the word 'ponytail' but because they cant read, we give them only a dollar and say it's 45mil. Scamming them
January 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Lesbians
December 27, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Friday night wooooooo . Anyone want to uhh. Sorry. Don't have snything funny zo post canceled. Come back tomorrow or in like 3 minutes. We'll see
December 27, 2024 at 5:08 PM
I was told the time I would get picked up would be 11:07 and it's 110:4 and they're here and I'm not yet cause there's still three minutes!!!!!; I timed everything out so perfectly and for what
December 24, 2024 at 9:05 AM
rivers have got to he one if theeasg christmasy things ever like why is water flowing..xo u hate the holiday spirit... That should be SNOW
December 24, 2024 at 9:01 AM
the plane is currently landing and im clapping and cheering and youre staring at me in horror wanting me to stop and i wont stop. but then you realize youre staring cause ur jealous of my joy and realize that u wish u were that joyful again. and because im the reincarnation of ur dead wife. btw.
December 19, 2024 at 12:12 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 3:05 PM