Mel
melapoly.bsky.social
Mel
@melapoly.bsky.social
Bacon grease makes everything better
Technically, my family already had Thanksgiving on Saturday.

My 18 year-old just wants to chill at home on Thursday. Working retail the day before and the day after Thanksgiving will do that.

I’m helping him make blintz. That was his only request.
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Can I tag something onto this grievance?

Every day when I’m driving down 20th st from Grand to SW Blvd, I am white knuckling it and my head is on a swivel. There are lots of crosswalks not at traffic lights and lots of 🚶🚶‍♀️ but no blinking lights at those crosswalks. Every day I fear for their lives.
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I went from right to left and I got

None
New
Flat

Womp womp
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I want that
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
When I was in my late teens, early 20s, I tore all the carpet out of my room at 3 AM when my parents were on vacation.

What a fun surprise for them! 😂
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Sounds like a book for me! 😂
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The cushion. Not the chair. 😐OBVIOUSLY
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I told my family yesterday about your Popeye’s turkey. The crowd grows. Haha
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It’s true
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Where can I buy one? You can message it to me if you don’t want to post it publicly. Or a mutual friend can message me.

Whatever works
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
True 😭
November 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I love super bright white light, so yes. I’m trying to see not create ambiance.
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I saw “maid-rite” and knew you would be in the replies. 😂
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM