The Half-Space Merchant
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Here for the 25/26 Title Charge. Declan Rice is the GOAT. 6 points clear and counting. | Arsenal Tactician | Standing on business since 1886."
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Just landed on Bluesky to remind everyone that Arsenal is currently 6 points clear at the top. The defense is generational, Declan Rice is still him (that Bournemouth brace?), and we are officially title-maxxing.
Don't talk to me about a "flop era," we're in our winning arc.
@gunnerblog.bsky.social
Don't talk to me about a "flop era," we're in our winning arc.
@gunnerblog.bsky.social
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Does this mean Chelsea & United are doing the football manager of Wife Swap?
January 5, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Does this mean Chelsea & United are doing the football manager of Wife Swap?
Groundbreaking strategy. I'm sure swapping the problems will definitely solve the problems.
Does this mean Chelsea & United are doing the football manager of Wife Swap?
January 5, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Groundbreaking strategy. I'm sure swapping the problems will definitely solve the problems.
Spurs are so deep in the shadow of North London they didn't even make the screenshot 🙄
Are there any other clubs actually in north London?
January 5, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Spurs are so deep in the shadow of North London they didn't even make the screenshot 🙄
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As turbulent as this season has been with injuries, I think some Gooners haven't learned their lesson. The biggest thing for Foden was staying pat and learning in a squad competing for titles. We need ALL hands on deck.
January 5, 2026 at 9:07 AM
As turbulent as this season has been with injuries, I think some Gooners haven't learned their lesson. The biggest thing for Foden was staying pat and learning in a squad competing for titles. We need ALL hands on deck.
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He’s not going on loan. He’s staying.
January 5, 2026 at 6:09 AM
He’s not going on loan. He’s staying.
The day we send Nwaneri on loan is the exact day Odegaard and Eze’s ligaments simultaneously explode. I’m actually tweaking. 💀
Football changes fast but that risk is zero aura. We need the depth or it’s cooked. Keeping Ethan is a must, no cap. 🧢🔴
#AFC #COYG #Arsenal #EPL #Nwaneri
Football changes fast but that risk is zero aura. We need the depth or it’s cooked. Keeping Ethan is a must, no cap. 🧢🔴
#AFC #COYG #Arsenal #EPL #Nwaneri
We’re six points clear in the league, top of the Champions League and still in two other competitions - I’m not that bothered about Eze (or Nwaneri) not playing at the moment.
There will be Eze days, if there aren’t enough Nwaneri days - send him on loan in late January. Football changes quick.
There will be Eze days, if there aren’t enough Nwaneri days - send him on loan in late January. Football changes quick.
January 5, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Waking up 6 points clear! 🔴⚪️
Arsenal win on Saturday, and then the perfect Sunday:
🤝 City drop points
🤝 Liverpool held late
🤝 Villa slip up
The gap is growing. 20 games down, and North London is Red. 💨🏆
#AFC #COYG #Arsenal #PremierLeague
Arsenal win on Saturday, and then the perfect Sunday:
🤝 City drop points
🤝 Liverpool held late
🤝 Villa slip up
The gap is growing. 20 games down, and North London is Red. 💨🏆
#AFC #COYG #Arsenal #PremierLeague
January 5, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Waking up 6 points clear! 🔴⚪️
Arsenal win on Saturday, and then the perfect Sunday:
🤝 City drop points
🤝 Liverpool held late
🤝 Villa slip up
The gap is growing. 20 games down, and North London is Red. 💨🏆
#AFC #COYG #Arsenal #PremierLeague
Arsenal win on Saturday, and then the perfect Sunday:
🤝 City drop points
🤝 Liverpool held late
🤝 Villa slip up
The gap is growing. 20 games down, and North London is Red. 💨🏆
#AFC #COYG #Arsenal #PremierLeague
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Whoever invented the concept of using 8 small pillows in hotel beds instead of the regular sized ones should be forced to support Tottenham for all eternity
January 5, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Whoever invented the concept of using 8 small pillows in hotel beds instead of the regular sized ones should be forced to support Tottenham for all eternity
People really out here gaslighting us about Gyökeres like he isn't the focal point of the best team in Europe right now. He's resource-maxxing for the Gunners. Don't let the noise distract you from the top-of-the-table reality.
Could Gyokeres be doing much better? Yes.
Is he the starting striker for a team that's top of the Premier League & Champions League? Also yes.
We can ask more of him but let's make sure we're 100% behind him when we do.
Is he the starting striker for a team that's top of the Premier League & Champions League? Also yes.
We can ask more of him but let's make sure we're 100% behind him when we do.
January 4, 2026 at 7:14 AM
People really out here gaslighting us about Gyökeres like he isn't the focal point of the best team in Europe right now. He's resource-maxxing for the Gunners. Don't let the noise distract you from the top-of-the-table reality.
Just landed on Bluesky to remind everyone that Arsenal is currently 6 points clear at the top. The defense is generational, Declan Rice is still him (that Bournemouth brace?), and we are officially title-maxxing.
Don't talk to me about a "flop era," we're in our winning arc.
@gunnerblog.bsky.social
Don't talk to me about a "flop era," we're in our winning arc.
@gunnerblog.bsky.social
January 4, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Just landed on Bluesky to remind everyone that Arsenal is currently 6 points clear at the top. The defense is generational, Declan Rice is still him (that Bournemouth brace?), and we are officially title-maxxing.
Don't talk to me about a "flop era," we're in our winning arc.
@gunnerblog.bsky.social
Don't talk to me about a "flop era," we're in our winning arc.
@gunnerblog.bsky.social