Explain to me, like I’m a two-year-old, why would anyone permit someone who bankrupted multiple casinos to be in charge of our national economic policy and actions. Please.

I wish reporters would raise with Trump and his minions the word “Epstein” three times for every time Trump or his team says “Venezuela.” One “Epstein” for per “e” in Venezuela. Let his distraction be overcome by overwhelming interest in the story he does not want told. Up the ante—Epstein for oil.

If self-defense is an appropriate justification for an affirmative attack (“we need to defend ourselves from what we are doing”), all Americans can shoot anyone who stands in their way, for groceries or whatever, in self-defense. E.g., those killing their parents deserve sympathy as orphans.

Here’s a form letter for responding to an edict from DJT or his lackeys:

Dear ______,

We received your letter of [date], demanding that we [describe edict]. We will kindly disregard it, which will save you the later embarrassment of admitting a mistake.

Yours,

If some of our largest (and once respected) law firms can be compelled to provide millions in pro bono services to Trump or his approved projects, why can’t Erik Prince and Elon Musk provide their work gratis?

Compare and contrast: Cory Booker beats the filibuster record held by Strom Thurmond. Trump can’t even stay awake during his own trial.