Melanie Stryfe
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Melanie Stryfe
@melaniethestorm.bsky.social
Brasileira raised in Scotland, living in the US. Professionally known as Mel Avilo. Half of the best team to ever come out of Brasil. ((EFEDDING - NOT LOLA VICE))
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August 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
If you're trying to tell me that an anthropormophised anteater is less scary that fafao, you're being funnier than you ever planned to be. Not in a good way.
August 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
To quote a couple very good friends of mine: fuckin AYE.
August 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I mean...it's kids television and Brazil. Brazil itself, for all I love the place, is a horror show.
August 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Believe it or not that's actually from a television show that I'm not actually old enough to remember.
August 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Honestly it was so much fun
August 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Do I get to help? When I’m not knocking bitches in the water?
August 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Yep!

Maggie comes a close second, but that's mostly if you like wine.
August 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I have never met a Russain alcohol I don't like.
August 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
So does Thomas.
August 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
You'd probably enjoy drinkning with Jo's dad more, honestly.
August 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
RIGHT! As a kid, it was funny as hell. As an adult, however...
August 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM