Melanie Stryfe
@melaniethestorm.bsky.social
Brasileira raised in Scotland, living in the US. Professionally known as Mel Avilo. Half of the best team to ever come out of Brasil. ((EFEDDING - NOT LOLA VICE))
Still better at comedy than games, I see.
You are hurting my feelings, Mel. Is that anyway to treat your favorite future shock foe?
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Still better at comedy than games, I see.
Like a hole in the head.
Mellly-mel! I know YOU of all people missed me the most.
November 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Like a hole in the head.
No.
Miss me?
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
No.
True story. Now, once Cassandra is done with you, go back to the corner where you belong.
Cool story 👍
Silly girl thought she could go with me.
Evidently not.
Evidently not.
August 26, 2025 at 8:43 AM
True story. Now, once Cassandra is done with you, go back to the corner where you belong.
Silly girl thought she could go with me.
Evidently not.
Evidently not.
August 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Silly girl thought she could go with me.
Evidently not.
Evidently not.
“A woman I am forced to respect.”
Girl, nobody held you at gunpoint screaming you should respect anyone. You’re a grown ass woman, not a child.
Girl, nobody held you at gunpoint screaming you should respect anyone. You’re a grown ass woman, not a child.
August 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
“A woman I am forced to respect.”
Girl, nobody held you at gunpoint screaming you should respect anyone. You’re a grown ass woman, not a child.
Girl, nobody held you at gunpoint screaming you should respect anyone. You’re a grown ass woman, not a child.
I am so looking forward to doing this properly again.
This storm’s about to make landfall.
This storm’s about to make landfall.
August 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I am so looking forward to doing this properly again.
This storm’s about to make landfall.
This storm’s about to make landfall.
Beach days with @typhoonbianca.bsky.social
August 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Beach days with @typhoonbianca.bsky.social
Clearly they enjoyed me making a fool of her
Hartford is the home of a few insurance companies, but it'll also be the home of the 15th Atomic with a title defense in the main event and a rematch from the pool party minus the water and the pugil sticks. And plenty more.
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August 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Clearly they enjoyed me making a fool of her
Someone say pool party?
August 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Someone say pool party?
Give it six months. And that's generous.
Isn't Diamond married? (Again yes but still)
Her current fuck buddy? That woman and Diamond have their inability to keep a relationship in common.
August 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Give it six months. And that's generous.
Fully. That's the saddest part.
Are you aware of how little that makes it down?
August 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Fully. That's the saddest part.
DO IT.
Heeeeyyyy @ffwceo.bsky.social . It would be frowned upon if someone, oh let's say....Crystal, suddenly didn't make it out of the pool?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
August 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
DO IT.
Oh my God I'm dying.
@typhoonbianca.bsky.social, a friend back in Scotland just sent me these. I'm laughing way too hard at Duolingo being absolutely stupid.
@typhoonbianca.bsky.social, a friend back in Scotland just sent me these. I'm laughing way too hard at Duolingo being absolutely stupid.
August 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Oh my God I'm dying.
@typhoonbianca.bsky.social, a friend back in Scotland just sent me these. I'm laughing way too hard at Duolingo being absolutely stupid.
@typhoonbianca.bsky.social, a friend back in Scotland just sent me these. I'm laughing way too hard at Duolingo being absolutely stupid.
Did you miss me?
August 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Did you miss me?
Can confirm.
August 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Can confirm.