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Melanie St-Pierre
@melaniestpierre.bsky.social
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Actress, screenwriter and producer with a funny bone. Nature lover. Accent aficionado. Science enthusiast. Autistic. Shameless Hawaiian pizza fan. Pro-Democracy. Ditching The Bad Place. No DMs plz

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Netflix US: It's fresh. Bold. Risky, but I like it. @pixelatedboat: Hello @netflix. I've written a script for a scary movie you could make for Halloween. It's called "Jetpack Dracula". Let's make it happen. Two CHARACTERS are standing on top of A HIGH PLACE CHARACTER 1 I hope Dracula doesn't attack us. CHARACTER 2 He can't. We're too high up. To get up here he'd need a jetpack, which he doesn't have. DRACULA rises up using a JETPACK
December 30, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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Title: The Writing Panel has been moved to the Janitor's Closet. Image: A van in the street with “WRITERS CLEANING SERVICE” written on the side. A writer with a mop and bucket in hand pitches their services to someone on their doorstep: "The process is simple: you tell me to get some writing done and then, to avoid getting started, I clean your whole house.”
December 10, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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Dark, Duolingo. Dark.
A Duolingo screengrab of the phrase "Io non ho la mucca, ho il cuoio" which translates to "I do not have the cow, I have the leather"
November 27, 2024 at 12:12 PM
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Twitter for the past 4 years: "Trust me, I know what I’m talking about: I once met a chiropractor."
November 25, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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Being a functioning adult every day seems a bit excessive…
November 23, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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Can we get one that says “Directed by Mike Judge” please? #Idiocracy
November 21, 2024 at 12:37 AM
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Happy Neurospicy Anniversary to me! #ComingAut #ActuallyAutistic
A cake with frosting that reads “Congratulations on the Autism!”
November 18, 2024 at 3:52 PM
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Mike Primavera: Woke up with a ton of anxiety about a dream I can't really remember but thank god I'm back in the real world where nope this is worse.
November 17, 2024 at 1:02 PM
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🥐
November 16, 2024 at 8:02 PM
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Post a pic YOU took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.
November 15, 2024 at 1:40 PM
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I didn’t know what to write for an accent video…
November 13, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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Repost with a banger picture of you.
Me doing a vertical side kick on an island
November 13, 2024 at 1:03 AM
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Same, Ernie. Same.
A stuffed Ernie is collapsed on a front lawn.
November 13, 2024 at 12:53 AM