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Mel Mackey
@melaniemackey.bsky.social
Standup Comedian and overall nuisance based in Des Moines, IA.
💛💛💛💛 you always make me feel unique and valued!
February 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
10. I know just enough about a variety of topics to be a good addition to a trivia team.
February 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
9. I curate a damn good playlist
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8. I can type faster than most people who make more money than me
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7. I have planned over 200 weddings and I think most of those couples are still together
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6. I am great at deciding where to eat even though I hate being the person that does that.
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5. I invented the "spray perfume on the back of your neck so you smell good when people hug you" trick
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4. I can hold my liquor in a way that impresses people
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3. I can still do a cartwheel at 32
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2. I will always be the first person to contribute to a group activity and I diffuse that awkward silence like a boss
February 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
1. I write a damn good email. Good news? Bad news? Asking for something? I got youuuuu
February 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM