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Came here to say that me and Harrison Ford are likethis

Also science is real and we all need to be drinking more water
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A group of cyber trucks is called a "baffling" in case you didn't know
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Instead of fishing and foraging for berries like all other bears, Paul had wisely been investing the money he took from people he had mauled.
August 29, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.
August 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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July 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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June 28, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Well now I want to vote for him all over again!
I'm not sure this nickname will have the impact they think it will
June 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:

1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long

All lies.
June 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Women are lagging behind on going bankrupt on DraftKings, drinking themselves to death, and fist-fighting anyone who looks at them funny on the subway but they can catch up.
June 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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June 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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A dazzling ocean of tulips stretching endlessly in Hokkaido, Japan...
June 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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June 14, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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W.E.B. Du Bois on Robert E. Lee:

“Either he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel–not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.”
June 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.
January 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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May 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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May 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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June 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Similarities between ICE & the Gestapo
June 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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tw: flashing colors

two years ago, 256 artists collaborated to recreate 310 frames of Ed and Stede’s S1 kiss to express our love for this show and these characters. This is the result:

So, what makes Ed happy?

#OurFramesMeanLove #ofmd
May 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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May 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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May 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”
May 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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It’s fun watching people who don’t teach the ethics of scientific practice discover how many of our regulations exist because of Very Bad Things That Happened Before the Regulation Existed.
May 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM