Melania Noire
@melanianoire.cryptoanarchy.network
In action how like an Angel, in apprehension how like a god.
Pharmakeia.
https://linktr.ee/MelaniaNoire
Pharmakeia.
https://linktr.ee/MelaniaNoire
Insomnia.
Minus all the overnight shifters, why y’all be up all hours of the night?
February 7, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Insomnia.
Oh this is so cute!!
It's a family affair tonight, with Teyana Taylor & her extremely fashionable daughters, all dressed in #ThomBrowne for the Fall 2026 collection live show from San Francisco at the #GQBowl tonight!
February 7, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Oh this is so cute!!
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Kim Kardashian’s clothing boutique Skims opened a two-level flagship store Friday at the corner of Rush and Oak streets in Chicago’s Gold Coast neighborhood, bolstering an already-strong retail district.
Kim Kardashian’s Skims opens store in Chicago’s Gold Coast retail district
Kim Kardashian’s clothing boutique Skims opened a two-level flagship store Friday at the corner of Rush and Oak streets in Chicago’s Gold Coast neighborhood, bolstering an already-strong retail dis…
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February 7, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Kim Kardashian’s clothing boutique Skims opened a two-level flagship store Friday at the corner of Rush and Oak streets in Chicago’s Gold Coast neighborhood, bolstering an already-strong retail district.
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
Phew.
Floors mopped and vacuumed. Sheets refreshed. Laundry done.
Floors mopped and vacuumed. Sheets refreshed. Laundry done.
a woman laying on a bed with a purple blanket
ALT: a woman laying on a bed with a purple blanket
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Phew.
Floors mopped and vacuumed. Sheets refreshed. Laundry done.
Floors mopped and vacuumed. Sheets refreshed. Laundry done.
Why I stopped watching that show. I peeped it was only BIPOC populations that had alien involvement but aliens didn't help with the Roman aqueduct system or anything ...
Lowkey starting to realize that “aliens built this” could be a slick way of implying ancient civilizations were too dumb to achieve something spectacular.
February 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Why I stopped watching that show. I peeped it was only BIPOC populations that had alien involvement but aliens didn't help with the Roman aqueduct system or anything ...
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A reminder that actual real Black people worked on these.
Raven Gibson’s brand “Legendary Rootz” is responsible for that bag that called you a niggxr in 50 different ways
Raven Gibson’s brand “Legendary Rootz” is responsible for that bag that called you a niggxr in 50 different ways
February 6, 2026 at 11:59 PM
A reminder that actual real Black people worked on these.
Raven Gibson’s brand “Legendary Rootz” is responsible for that bag that called you a niggxr in 50 different ways
Raven Gibson’s brand “Legendary Rootz” is responsible for that bag that called you a niggxr in 50 different ways
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I be in the mirror like Patrick Bateman in that one scene iykyk
February 7, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I be in the mirror like Patrick Bateman in that one scene iykyk
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(Black owned don’t always mean that brand cares about Black people)
February 7, 2026 at 12:04 AM
(Black owned don’t always mean that brand cares about Black people)
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If I were Thanos collecting infinity stones... I'd make a nice ring, not a big gauntlet lol
February 6, 2026 at 11:35 PM
If I were Thanos collecting infinity stones... I'd make a nice ring, not a big gauntlet lol
Coming to a Netflix movie near you.
February 6, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Coming to a Netflix movie near you.
Oh I hate this so bad. What the fuck is that ROOTZ purse. Who can we sue??
February 6, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Oh I hate this so bad. What the fuck is that ROOTZ purse. Who can we sue??
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Hey, you did a good job today. I'm proud of you
February 5, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Hey, you did a good job today. I'm proud of you
Isn’t it interesting the only God among the 12 Olympian’s not to rape is the god of war?
In fact he killed his daughter’s rapist and was acquitted by the other gods for it.
In fact he killed his daughter’s rapist and was acquitted by the other gods for it.
February 6, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Isn’t it interesting the only God among the 12 Olympian’s not to rape is the god of war?
In fact he killed his daughter’s rapist and was acquitted by the other gods for it.
In fact he killed his daughter’s rapist and was acquitted by the other gods for it.
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Make more art.
Love out loud.
Fight for each other.
Whoop their asses when the time comes.
Love out loud.
Fight for each other.
Whoop their asses when the time comes.
January 7, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Make more art.
Love out loud.
Fight for each other.
Whoop their asses when the time comes.
Love out loud.
Fight for each other.
Whoop their asses when the time comes.
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The video for those curious
February 6, 2026 at 9:44 PM
The video for those curious
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They boo’d JD Vance and his wife at the Winter Olympics after the Olympic committee told them not to. And they boo’d so loud the announcers commented on it.
February 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
They boo’d JD Vance and his wife at the Winter Olympics after the Olympic committee told them not to. And they boo’d so loud the announcers commented on it.