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meh-guh.bsky.social
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@meh-guh.bsky.social
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Cis she/her. Evidence to date indicates I'm immortal
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meh-guh.bsky.social
Might be a no from me in that case, but thanks :)
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
meh-guh.bsky.social
Hmm. Generally zoos make me a bit sad; is taronga more like melbourne zoo or werribee park? The werribee park type i find more enjoyable usually
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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asherah (@e_clare05) on twitter: "My dad and I are now banned from the room when my mother watches the crown because we cheered when the ira bombed their boat"
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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counsellormurdock on tumblr: "i, a rock collector, had to go to the ER yesterday because of a gallstone attack, here is how my father messaged me "Seems you need to be more particular about the type of rocks you collect." thanks dad" anremithrl "That was the correct thing to say."
November 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Present tense: Seahorse Past tense: Sawhorse
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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"Lest We Forget" A tableau of a bunch of WWI soldier silhouettes under a big poppy. In the foreground a goatse-ing silhouette with a poppy for an anus.
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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critfailmemes on threads (!) "Okay so to keep the poor from rioting you give them bread and circuses" "Got it. However some of them were sneaking into the circus on their friend's login so we stopped that" "No you... you gotta give them the circuses" "We're ending the free bread program, too much of it was going to the poor"
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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@ryonello: "i cannot stop fuckign thinking about this lil man in his t shirt" on twitter pictures are of a white pigeon with dark shirt shaped markings
November 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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cat #BWithTheT (@cafernblue) on twitter: "i still think my favourite thing that's ever happened to me on the internet is the time a guy said "people change their minds when you show them facts" and I said "actually studies show that's not true" and linked TWO sources and he said "yeah well I still think it works""
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
meh-guh.bsky.social
This also is an option in the final cut plan
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
meh-guh.bsky.social
Not me Naruto Running up the bridge yelling LEEROY JEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIINSSSSSSSSSS as someone calls the troopers, no sir-ee
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
meh-guh.bsky.social
That delightful frission of "authority said no but i said YES"
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
meh-guh.bsky.social
I think we all know that "not getting arrested" is if anything a downside to any plan
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
meh-guh.bsky.social
I have, somewhat inexplicably, never been arrested or even pursued by the fuzz
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
meh-guh.bsky.social
Althoughhhhhh...
a cartoon batman is holding his hand to his chin
Alt: a cartoon batman is holding his hand to his chin stroking it to indicate rhinking seriously about doing a thing
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November 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
meh-guh.bsky.social
I'm not paying $400 to do a thing I could speed run on my own and get arrested over
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM