MeGustaCarne
@megustocarne.bsky.social
Updated Resume -
- I make the computers go beep boop -
- I make videos go talkie on the computer -
- I make pictures and words on the computer -
- I make some of the pages on the internet -
- I make the computers go beep boop -
- I make videos go talkie on the computer -
- I make pictures and words on the computer -
- I make some of the pages on the internet -
Unable to render {children}…bummer
September 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Unable to render {children}…bummer
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
I’d also argue that those of us who braved the world with 9.1 pounds of computing power strapped to our backs…were built different…
August 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I’d also argue that those of us who braved the world with 9.1 pounds of computing power strapped to our backs…were built different…
My energy, when they announce the 2% cost of living increase
August 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
My energy, when they announce the 2% cost of living increase
It’s Friday…let’s see those wrists
August 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It’s Friday…let’s see those wrists
I’m not looking up the plot…but does this donkey (horse?) get killed? Because her face looks like that thing is gonna die…
August 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’m not looking up the plot…but does this donkey (horse?) get killed? Because her face looks like that thing is gonna die…
I am available to “vibrate your gelatin”…DMs are open
August 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I am available to “vibrate your gelatin”…DMs are open
Don’t worry guys, I’m fixing the internet
August 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Don’t worry guys, I’m fixing the internet
I should pay to get verified on Twitter
July 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I should pay to get verified on Twitter
The only Kings I recognize
July 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The only Kings I recognize
Hi! It’s Carne from IT. Real quick: why does networking hate me?
July 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Hi! It’s Carne from IT. Real quick: why does networking hate me?
Baby Cthulhu or no deal
July 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Baby Cthulhu or no deal
This patriot is full of shit
July 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This patriot is full of shit
My desk was clean this morning
July 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My desk was clean this morning
“Sir, we are being informed that RJ has done it”
July 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
“Sir, we are being informed that RJ has done it”
“With Gud, things are possible”
Praise Gud
Praise Gud
July 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
“With Gud, things are possible”
Praise Gud
Praise Gud
Meanwhile on Twitter
July 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Meanwhile on Twitter
Me and the boys showing up to the 4th of July BBQ
July 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Me and the boys showing up to the 4th of July BBQ
Okay, but why is Glenn Miller undressing me with his eyes?
June 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Okay, but why is Glenn Miller undressing me with his eyes?
Marketing is my Passion:
June 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Marketing is my Passion:
You guys Theo is gaslighting us with this dumb paper method because he doesn’t know how to use the 3 Shells…hahahahaha
June 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
You guys Theo is gaslighting us with this dumb paper method because he doesn’t know how to use the 3 Shells…hahahahaha
@arrjayteatoo.bsky.social the Aquarium is on one
June 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
@arrjayteatoo.bsky.social the Aquarium is on one