MeGustaCarne
@megustocarne.bsky.social
Updated Resume -
- I make the computers go beep boop -
- I make videos go talkie on the computer -
- I make pictures and words on the computer -
- I make some of the pages on the internet -
- I make the computers go beep boop -
- I make videos go talkie on the computer -
- I make pictures and words on the computer -
- I make some of the pages on the internet -
Okay, so: if a lot of last names derived from professions that people used to have (like “Smith” for the Blacksmith or “Fletcher” for an Arrow Maker),
Explain the last name “Dickinson”
Explain the last name “Dickinson”
a man wearing a pink hat and a black jacket is covering his mouth .
ALT: a man wearing a pink hat and a black jacket is covering his mouth .
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September 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Okay, so: if a lot of last names derived from professions that people used to have (like “Smith” for the Blacksmith or “Fletcher” for an Arrow Maker),
Explain the last name “Dickinson”
Explain the last name “Dickinson”
Unable to render {children}…bummer
September 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Unable to render {children}…bummer
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
I herald her Galactus till she Silver Surfers all over my Fantastic Four.
August 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I herald her Galactus till she Silver Surfers all over my Fantastic Four.
Some personal news: I am leaving SNL.
AMA
AMA
August 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Some personal news: I am leaving SNL.
AMA
AMA
I’d also argue that those of us who braved the world with 9.1 pounds of computing power strapped to our backs…were built different…
August 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I’d also argue that those of us who braved the world with 9.1 pounds of computing power strapped to our backs…were built different…
Hey it’s Carne from IT:
Listen, can we stop saying “Stakeholders”? Because it’s making me want to shove a stake through my holder…
Listen, can we stop saying “Stakeholders”? Because it’s making me want to shove a stake through my holder…
August 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Hey it’s Carne from IT:
Listen, can we stop saying “Stakeholders”? Because it’s making me want to shove a stake through my holder…
Listen, can we stop saying “Stakeholders”? Because it’s making me want to shove a stake through my holder…
Anyways, as I was saying:
ERASER: REBORN IS AN INCREDIBLE MOVIE!
There is a fucking Ostrich named JANICE!!!
ERASER: REBORN IS AN INCREDIBLE MOVIE!
There is a fucking Ostrich named JANICE!!!
August 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Anyways, as I was saying:
ERASER: REBORN IS AN INCREDIBLE MOVIE!
There is a fucking Ostrich named JANICE!!!
ERASER: REBORN IS AN INCREDIBLE MOVIE!
There is a fucking Ostrich named JANICE!!!
My energy, when they announce the 2% cost of living increase
August 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
My energy, when they announce the 2% cost of living increase
Fellas, let’s help him out
Fellas who wear underwear under board shorts:
How do you avoid soaking your underwear in piss when you’re standing in a corner with your back to the rest of the swimmers?
How do you avoid soaking your underwear in piss when you’re standing in a corner with your back to the rest of the swimmers?
August 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Fellas, let’s help him out
It’s Friday…let’s see those wrists
August 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It’s Friday…let’s see those wrists
I am available to “vibrate your gelatin”…DMs are open
August 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I am available to “vibrate your gelatin”…DMs are open
But who replies to the reply guys?
August 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
But who replies to the reply guys?
I would betray every single one of you for a night with a Sanderson Sister…
three witches are posing for a picture with their hands out
ALT: three witches are posing for a picture with their hands out
media.tenor.com
August 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I would betray every single one of you for a night with a Sanderson Sister…
Don’t worry guys, I’m fixing the internet
August 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Don’t worry guys, I’m fixing the internet
You guys want to not see a picture of Mel Brooks?
August 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
You guys want to not see a picture of Mel Brooks?
I should pay to get verified on Twitter
July 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I should pay to get verified on Twitter
The only Kings I recognize
July 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The only Kings I recognize
What OTHER parts of Mr. Fantastic stretch and change size?
Just…curious
Just…curious
a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and a green jacket .
ALT: a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and a green jacket .
media.tenor.com
July 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
What OTHER parts of Mr. Fantastic stretch and change size?
Just…curious
Just…curious
*Me when I have a BUNCH of assignments past due, binge watching a bunch of tv*
George RR Martin praises ‘Andor’
“‘Andor’ was this year’s highlight … Far and away the best of the Star Wars spinoffs. Looked gorgeous … there was a realism and tension to the story that was sadly lacking in most of the other spinoffs”
“It’s nice to see someone doing science fiction right”
“‘Andor’ was this year’s highlight … Far and away the best of the Star Wars spinoffs. Looked gorgeous … there was a realism and tension to the story that was sadly lacking in most of the other spinoffs”
“It’s nice to see someone doing science fiction right”
July 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
*Me when I have a BUNCH of assignments past due, binge watching a bunch of tv*
My body is 90% black coffee
My body is 90% chicken Caesar wrap
July 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My body is 90% black coffee
*Whispering in my wife’s ear before sex*
a close up of a statue with the words it 's clobbering time on it
ALT: a close up of a statue with the words it 's clobbering time on it
media.tenor.com
July 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
*Whispering in my wife’s ear before sex*