Megan
meguana.bsky.social
Megan
@meguana.bsky.social
Body by aliens. Abducted but still lifting.
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February 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Currently appearing at UK bus-stops.

More of this pointed ridicule, please.
February 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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February 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Like I just got back on there and it’s like opening to the page about periods, except it’s about pleasure. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not mad.
The Flo app is giving that one American Girl Doll book. iykyk
February 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The Flo app is giving that one American Girl Doll book. iykyk
February 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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January 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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We definitely in a Black Mirror episode
January 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Why doesn’t Alexa know what type of government we have? 🙃
January 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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January 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM

Imagine having billions of dollars, a giant house, being able to fly wherever you want, and still wanting to take over what’s left a democracy. it just seems a little desperate. Just go count your dollars.
January 18, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Good morning 🐶🐾
January 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Stop saying you can’t. Just say you don’t want to. It’ll save us all some time.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Red light kind of morning
January 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
What’s something that looks soft but will actually break you in half? I’ll go first.
January 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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January 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I just want a 6 pack 🥹🥹🥲
January 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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January 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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January 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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January 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Good morning from the gym. Hope everyone stays warm & gets closer to their goals today☀️
January 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
This is the parallel universe I would like to jump to. thanks.
#secretlifeofwaltermitty #travel
January 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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me: i hate overused cliches
fictional character: they're fully booked, there's only one bed left
me: THERE'S ONLY ONE BED??????
January 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Pretty sure the sunflower salad from Aldi is controlling my life at this point.
January 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Good morning ☀️

#redlight #gymtime #fitness
January 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
My guy. Worry about your own sins. The Big Man won’t ask you about mine. 🫶🏻 #mybodymychoice #mylifemychoice
January 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM