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Megan
@megoo.bsky.social
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Professional m(n)apper. TERFs absolutely fuck the fuck off
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Simple line drawing of a frowning character holding out a plate and saying well give me some
December 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Timeline kismet
The post directly under OP is a screenshot from king of the hill showing Bobby sick with a thermometer in his mouth
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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I'm just so irritated ALL the time that we're actually here. We're being punk'd.
Satirical graphic from the show Parks & Recreation for the new brand Verizon chipotle exxon with the slogan proud to be one of America's 8 companies
December 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Might be the sleep deprivation talking but this tree looks done to me
A lit Christmas tree with approximately 5 ornaments and a wad of tinsel decorating half of the lower third
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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I think this is discontinued and my dessert-for-lunch heart is broken
Trader Joe's frozen butternut squash parmigiana with amaretti crumble entree
November 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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so needy
Email from a pho restaurant with the subject when will we see you again
November 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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A post reading explaining a jury trial to an American followed immediately by a post reading a hot dog is not a sandwich and sandwich guy is not guilty
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Mine will finally be wearing this costume that I bought two years ago (he loved the blinking traffic light so that was a repeat)
A orange traffic cone halloween costume for a child
October 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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God damn it
Bsky post that says dems stop promoting failed candidates who failed because they sucked ten years ago and therefore would be the worst choice in the current political climate challenge 2025
October 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Just got my new glasses no I do not have a problem. My face is just more interesting with them.

Plus a thank you, how cute!
12 new pairs of eyeglasses in cases from firmoo. The thirteenth pair is in a gift box with a cute sunglasses holder with thank you note for 5+ years as a customer.
September 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Amanda Seyfried looking disgusted and saying ew
September 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Balloons, party hats, and a smiling star with the words officer down
August 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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A weather forecast for the upcoming week that shows mostly sunny weather in the 70s A woman lying in bed looking at her phone while weeping
August 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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professional watchdogs on high alert
A large tan poodle and a large white poodle sleep soundly on a sofa. The white one is unnaturally contorted somehow lying on both her side and back simultaneously.
August 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Musicians!! Can someone who reads sheet music translate this into which notes we need to hit on the Little Tikes xylophone?
Sheet music for the super simple songs intro jingle Overhead view of a toy xylophone labeled with the corresponding musical notes, from left to right C D E F G A B C
August 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Excellent run this hour on WRFL
Starting the day right
Radio show track listing that shows Seven by Sunny Day Real Estate followed by Hey Sandy by Polaris Radio show track listing that shows Yeah Right by Dinosaur Jr., Stars by Hum, Ms. Lazarus by Hum, Alone as a God by Valus, and Carry the Zero by Built To Spill
July 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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"we've got a big yard made for a big dog, but finances are tight, and I already have so much to do --"
A large tan poodle and a slightly less large white poodle snuggle on a sofa. They take up more than half of the seating space.
July 12, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Anger thoughts
Boomers love to lecture about "fiscal responsibility" (see: avocado toast and lattes) while being THE most profligate generation to date. They could spend wildly on boats, RVs, vacation homes, etc. because they had access to so much disposable income. That income has dwindled to nothing for us; regardless of our doing everything right, we don't have access to financial security -- let alone sufficient leisure.
June 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Smoochin' on seester
A tan poodle appears to be kissing a white poodle on the cheek
June 29, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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June 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Lmao
Screenshot of jd vance's bluesky profile that shows he has been blocked by the Dicks & Bots blocklist
June 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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just
listen
Mirror selfie of the poster showcasing her gray hair Image of Large Marge from Peewee's Big Adventure, looking unfortunately similar to the poster's previous selfie
June 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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One might say I'm thirsty
Screenshot of text messages that read: I'm headed home now, do you want any sort of a snack? Cherry coke icee, cherry coke, McDonald's sprite, Arnold Palmer. That's a list not a ranking
June 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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My kid gathering a specific and varied set of toys to aid in his bathtime:

credit to @thedevilmoth.bsky.social for this idea
Image of Sean Bean as Boromir in The Lord of the Rings, overlaid with text that says, "one does not simply take a bath."
June 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Buy 5 pounds of berries at Costco and put them in a grazing trough you'll love it
A large bowl of brightly colored strawberries, blackberries, blueberries, and raspberries.
April 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM