Meg McLargehuge
@megmclargehuge.bsky.social
Ever heard a people scream like a goat that screams like a people? You’re about to.
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My main claim to fame is getting blocked on Twitter by Kirk Cameron for implying one too many times that his secret male lover bears an uncanny resemblance to Alan Thicke.
Today, I explained to Kid why I won’t drive behind logging trucks. Say what you want about my parenting, but I feel confident that I’m headed in the right direction. #finaldestination #finaldestination2 #millennial
August 2, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Today, I explained to Kid why I won’t drive behind logging trucks. Say what you want about my parenting, but I feel confident that I’m headed in the right direction. #finaldestination #finaldestination2 #millennial
The beauty of living on the border of rural in the new house is you can hear the goats scream like humans at night.
May 16, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The beauty of living on the border of rural in the new house is you can hear the goats scream like humans at night.
It occurs to me, if they really think he’s the second coming, then let’s crucify him and see what happens.
April 18, 2025 at 7:07 AM
It occurs to me, if they really think he’s the second coming, then let’s crucify him and see what happens.
Ladies before Hades. Amirite, femmes?
March 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Ladies before Hades. Amirite, femmes?
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Admit it, Trump and Vance are master negotiators. They know advanced tactics like:
-Loser says what?
-I know you are but what am I?
-(covering ears) Wahh wahh wahh I can't hear you.
I am proud to say that our President and Vice President could walk into any first grade classroom and win a debate.
-Loser says what?
-I know you are but what am I?
-(covering ears) Wahh wahh wahh I can't hear you.
I am proud to say that our President and Vice President could walk into any first grade classroom and win a debate.
February 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Admit it, Trump and Vance are master negotiators. They know advanced tactics like:
-Loser says what?
-I know you are but what am I?
-(covering ears) Wahh wahh wahh I can't hear you.
I am proud to say that our President and Vice President could walk into any first grade classroom and win a debate.
-Loser says what?
-I know you are but what am I?
-(covering ears) Wahh wahh wahh I can't hear you.
I am proud to say that our President and Vice President could walk into any first grade classroom and win a debate.
My current favourite joke is entirely visual, so I can’t tell it. But, trust me, it’s funny.
February 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
My current favourite joke is entirely visual, so I can’t tell it. But, trust me, it’s funny.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a concussion, and you should probably get it checked out.
February 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a concussion, and you should probably get it checked out.
Something people don’t understand about ADHD is the literal meaning of “out of sight, out of mind.” There’s a reason we keep things out on every surface, well in view.
It’s a very literal aspect of ADHD. The same goes for finding things I’ve lost. If I cant visualise where it is, I wont find it.
It’s a very literal aspect of ADHD. The same goes for finding things I’ve lost. If I cant visualise where it is, I wont find it.
February 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Something people don’t understand about ADHD is the literal meaning of “out of sight, out of mind.” There’s a reason we keep things out on every surface, well in view.
It’s a very literal aspect of ADHD. The same goes for finding things I’ve lost. If I cant visualise where it is, I wont find it.
It’s a very literal aspect of ADHD. The same goes for finding things I’ve lost. If I cant visualise where it is, I wont find it.
What does it say about me that my most used emoji is 🙄?
February 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
What does it say about me that my most used emoji is 🙄?
100% read this as “Please remove dirty underwear”.
February 16, 2025 at 5:13 AM
100% read this as “Please remove dirty underwear”.
Just because he didn’t say the word “pedophile” doesn’t mean he didn’t absolutely ruin Drake during that halftime show.
I enjoyed the whole damn thing because Kendrick Lamar is a force all by himself. The flag. The car. Samuel MF Jackson. Serena.
But that takedown? Bravo, Mr. Lamar. Never change.
I enjoyed the whole damn thing because Kendrick Lamar is a force all by himself. The flag. The car. Samuel MF Jackson. Serena.
But that takedown? Bravo, Mr. Lamar. Never change.
February 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Just because he didn’t say the word “pedophile” doesn’t mean he didn’t absolutely ruin Drake during that halftime show.
I enjoyed the whole damn thing because Kendrick Lamar is a force all by himself. The flag. The car. Samuel MF Jackson. Serena.
But that takedown? Bravo, Mr. Lamar. Never change.
I enjoyed the whole damn thing because Kendrick Lamar is a force all by himself. The flag. The car. Samuel MF Jackson. Serena.
But that takedown? Bravo, Mr. Lamar. Never change.
Scientists can be so spiteful.
February 8, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Scientists can be so spiteful.
Haven’t we learned not to dig up the deities by now?
February 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Haven’t we learned not to dig up the deities by now?
Think I might do some gardening this afternoon.
February 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Think I might do some gardening this afternoon.
Can someone help me figure this out?
Does bi-anal mean twice every asshole or once every two assholes?
Does bi-anal mean twice every asshole or once every two assholes?
February 4, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Can someone help me figure this out?
Does bi-anal mean twice every asshole or once every two assholes?
Does bi-anal mean twice every asshole or once every two assholes?
Listen, think what you want about #BiancaGate, but the woman has guts showing up nakey to an event she was uninvited to. 🤣🤣🤣
February 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Listen, think what you want about #BiancaGate, but the woman has guts showing up nakey to an event she was uninvited to. 🤣🤣🤣
If you don’t think I am ~delighted~ that Queen Bey won a Grammy for Best Country Album, you don’t know me well at all. I’m not a huge fan of the album, but I will forever love how many alabaster disasters are scream-crying about it. She remains a queen.
February 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
If you don’t think I am ~delighted~ that Queen Bey won a Grammy for Best Country Album, you don’t know me well at all. I’m not a huge fan of the album, but I will forever love how many alabaster disasters are scream-crying about it. She remains a queen.
Oh good, the Grammies gave Dave Chapelle another cookie for being a transphobic, homophobic, sexist ass.
February 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Oh good, the Grammies gave Dave Chapelle another cookie for being a transphobic, homophobic, sexist ass.
Donald Trump is weaponising life. He’s taking away the rights of most of the people of the United States of America and encouraging his supporters to police them. A trans person, a trans veteran, killed themself a few days ago. He’s weaponising the people’s right to live.
February 2, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Donald Trump is weaponising life. He’s taking away the rights of most of the people of the United States of America and encouraging his supporters to police them. A trans person, a trans veteran, killed themself a few days ago. He’s weaponising the people’s right to live.
Hear me out. It’s not an entirely bad concept.
January 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Hear me out. It’s not an entirely bad concept.
“…or something”
January 26, 2025 at 8:23 AM
“…or something”
Every once in a while, I think to myself, “how would Divine feel about what’s going on in the world at the moment. And then I have a panic attack
January 26, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Every once in a while, I think to myself, “how would Divine feel about what’s going on in the world at the moment. And then I have a panic attack
She had ~impeccable~ taste. Rest In Power, gorgeous.
January 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM
She had ~impeccable~ taste. Rest In Power, gorgeous.
So…are we allowed to make a joke about Elon being an Ass Burger yet?
January 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
So…are we allowed to make a joke about Elon being an Ass Burger yet?