meghan mcguire
@meghanmcg.bsky.social
she/her • writer • “funny but not funny at the same time” —my mom • meghanmcg.com
chicagirl, shrillinois
chicagirl, shrillinois
I never feel more in touch with my womanhood than when I’m crying at the mechanic
August 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I never feel more in touch with my womanhood than when I’m crying at the mechanic
I have no idea what the S&P 500 is
April 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I have no idea what the S&P 500 is
Holding my Zoloft close and whispering “please don’t leave me I can’t do it without you”
"assess the prevalence of and threat posed by the prescription of selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, antipsychotics, mood stabilizers, stimulants, and weight-loss drugs"
good time time become an antipsychiatry grifter in the US
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
good time time become an antipsychiatry grifter in the US
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Establishing the President's Make America Healthy Again Commission
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.
www.whitehouse.gov
February 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Holding my Zoloft close and whispering “please don’t leave me I can’t do it without you”
Just doing my evening call to Susan Collins and her message length limit is too short for someone who is trying to TELL A COMPELLING STORY
February 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Just doing my evening call to Susan Collins and her message length limit is too short for someone who is trying to TELL A COMPELLING STORY
When my cat comes out from his afternoon nap, I say “hey I was just thinking about you” and I am always telling the truth because I am always thinking about him
February 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
When my cat comes out from his afternoon nap, I say “hey I was just thinking about you” and I am always telling the truth because I am always thinking about him
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![Witness said a bus driver told an ICE agent to "gargle [his] balls" when the latter requested to enter the bus.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jky6uuetr73nlbaml6ytlzbi/bafkreibjh2gbp75z5bojibdoefdpfdwlclxwspai2i7qfjotajpraru3zm@jpeg)
Me today after accidentally doubling my SSRI dose
January 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Me today after accidentally doubling my SSRI dose
I wrote a review of Emily Austin’s heartbreaking and hilarious book We Could Be Rats chireviewofbooks.com/2025/01/28/c...
Competing Childhood Narratives in "We Could Be Rats" by Emily Austin - Chicago Review of Books
“One of the benefits of growing up with a sibling is having a witness,” Sigrid writes in one of her twenty-one attempts at a suicide note. Siblings provide corroboration. Having a witness also present...
chireviewofbooks.com
January 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I wrote a review of Emily Austin’s heartbreaking and hilarious book We Could Be Rats chireviewofbooks.com/2025/01/28/c...
Hey so everything’s bad huh?
January 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Hey so everything’s bad huh?
I wish I had saved all of my best Twitter jokes before I deactivated my account and now the only tweet I can remember is "we built this city, we built this city on nacho cheese."
December 14, 2024 at 8:25 PM
I wish I had saved all of my best Twitter jokes before I deactivated my account and now the only tweet I can remember is "we built this city, we built this city on nacho cheese."
break up with your girlfriend (Goodreads) I'm bored (so fucking sick of Amazon owning everything) app.thestorygraph.com/profile/mear...
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December 4, 2024 at 2:52 AM
break up with your girlfriend (Goodreads) I'm bored (so fucking sick of Amazon owning everything) app.thestorygraph.com/profile/mear...
in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes and closing your eyes for a nap and then getting smacked across the face by your cat
November 24, 2024 at 11:54 PM
in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes and closing your eyes for a nap and then getting smacked across the face by your cat
I guess I live here now?
November 13, 2024 at 9:10 PM
I guess I live here now?
We go to sleep on another day that the writers of VEEP could have written for us. Sleep tight, lil babies.
October 4, 2023 at 4:15 AM
We go to sleep on another day that the writers of VEEP could have written for us. Sleep tight, lil babies.
My cat’s current favorite activity is erasing my white board calendar in the middle of the night so I stop having classes during his dinner time.
September 19, 2023 at 3:09 PM
My cat’s current favorite activity is erasing my white board calendar in the middle of the night so I stop having classes during his dinner time.
🚨 I HATE PARALLEL PARKING
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The Enduring Haunting of a Failed Driver's Test(s) - Lunch Ticket
Meghan McGuire renders a humorous and relatable account of a familiar rite of passage for young people, the driver's test.
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September 18, 2023 at 7:37 PM
🚨 I HATE PARALLEL PARKING
lunchticket.org/the-enduring...
lunchticket.org/the-enduring...
my favorite part of writing a paper is the end when I have to Command+F the words "INSERT QUOTE HERE" to make sure I caught them all.
September 18, 2023 at 2:28 AM
my favorite part of writing a paper is the end when I have to Command+F the words "INSERT QUOTE HERE" to make sure I caught them all.
i am here, but I will continue to pronounce is Blueski like Brewski.
September 11, 2023 at 2:05 AM
i am here, but I will continue to pronounce is Blueski like Brewski.