Meghan
@meghaner.bsky.social
she/her
likes: tv/fandom, equal rights, chocolate
dislikes: fascism
likes: tv/fandom, equal rights, chocolate
dislikes: fascism
So many people told me I would have this third kid and want to quit my job, and I told them that would never happen. Guess what though. 🤡
April 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
So many people told me I would have this third kid and want to quit my job, and I told them that would never happen. Guess what though. 🤡
Best part about switching to bigger clothes (6-9mos size now at almost 4mos 🥲) is putting the rest on marketplace. 👋
February 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Best part about switching to bigger clothes (6-9mos size now at almost 4mos 🥲) is putting the rest on marketplace. 👋
Guess who slept 10hrs straight through the night! No longer my nemesis.
February 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Guess who slept 10hrs straight through the night! No longer my nemesis.
Solo parenting the 3yo and 3mo from Wed-Sun going super well, I am not at all entirely exhausted and stressed, nope, no way. 🫠
February 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Solo parenting the 3yo and 3mo from Wed-Sun going super well, I am not at all entirely exhausted and stressed, nope, no way. 🫠
This Severance reveal to Helly R about what happened at the ORTBO is giving me major Polivia feels.
February 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This Severance reveal to Helly R about what happened at the ORTBO is giving me major Polivia feels.
Spent all morning organizing my new pantry: lining the shelves, making snack bins, tossing expired things. Pic to come after I get my grocery delivery to restock stuff.
January 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Spent all morning organizing my new pantry: lining the shelves, making snack bins, tossing expired things. Pic to come after I get my grocery delivery to restock stuff.
Life is good. (And nuts.)
December 26, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Life is good. (And nuts.)
So if my kids are getting yet another cold right now they should be healthy in time for Christmas, right? 😵💫
December 19, 2024 at 9:33 PM
So if my kids are getting yet another cold right now they should be healthy in time for Christmas, right? 😵💫
The easiest thing about having a third baby is the baby. The hardest thing about having a third baby is that my 3yo and 4yo are adjusting by being 5x as difficult as before.
December 18, 2024 at 2:00 PM
The easiest thing about having a third baby is the baby. The hardest thing about having a third baby is that my 3yo and 4yo are adjusting by being 5x as difficult as before.
I have been lucky that my new baby has been getting up once per night after being put down at 10:30pm, often after basically a dream feed and being fairly sleepy since 8:30pm. So he’s been getting up at 2:30-3:30 and it’s been manageable.
December 4, 2024 at 7:10 PM
I have been lucky that my new baby has been getting up once per night after being put down at 10:30pm, often after basically a dream feed and being fairly sleepy since 8:30pm. So he’s been getting up at 2:30-3:30 and it’s been manageable.
Thanksgiving was nice and low key this year.
December 1, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Thanksgiving was nice and low key this year.
Chris: “I finally talked to our new neighbor. He seemed nice enough to me and said he wants to have us over.”
Me: “Oh, great. Did you tell him we had two wild boys to worry about playing in the yard?”
Chris: “…yes, I did tell him we have THREE children.”
Me: “Oh yeah. Three.”
Me: “Oh, great. Did you tell him we had two wild boys to worry about playing in the yard?”
Chris: “…yes, I did tell him we have THREE children.”
Me: “Oh yeah. Three.”
December 1, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Chris: “I finally talked to our new neighbor. He seemed nice enough to me and said he wants to have us over.”
Me: “Oh, great. Did you tell him we had two wild boys to worry about playing in the yard?”
Chris: “…yes, I did tell him we have THREE children.”
Me: “Oh yeah. Three.”
Me: “Oh, great. Did you tell him we had two wild boys to worry about playing in the yard?”
Chris: “…yes, I did tell him we have THREE children.”
Me: “Oh yeah. Three.”
So what do you do when you suspect that your kid has become smart enough to manipulate his way into being sent home from school? 🙃
November 21, 2024 at 10:22 PM
So what do you do when you suspect that your kid has become smart enough to manipulate his way into being sent home from school? 🙃
Supposed to be spending my free time (lol besides tending to the newborn) during maternity leave packing to move to the new house, and instead my older kids have been home with me (with walking pneumonia!!) so I can get absolutely nothing accomplished whatsoever. 🫠
November 21, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Supposed to be spending my free time (lol besides tending to the newborn) during maternity leave packing to move to the new house, and instead my older kids have been home with me (with walking pneumonia!!) so I can get absolutely nothing accomplished whatsoever. 🫠
Truly hoping my 3yo is going through a phase of acting out because of the new baby because his new personality is that of a batshit wild animal.
November 17, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Truly hoping my 3yo is going through a phase of acting out because of the new baby because his new personality is that of a batshit wild animal.
Made it three days into solo maternity leave before one of my other kids had to stay home sick with me and baby. 🫠
November 14, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Made it three days into solo maternity leave before one of my other kids had to stay home sick with me and baby. 🫠
My newborn is 2.5wks old and I am almost afraid to talk about how he is sleeping because it’s way better than my previous newborns at this point in time. 🫣🤫
November 13, 2024 at 4:34 PM
My newborn is 2.5wks old and I am almost afraid to talk about how he is sleeping because it’s way better than my previous newborns at this point in time. 🫣🤫
I haven’t watched the news since the election night. How long can I keep this up do you think?
November 12, 2024 at 12:39 AM
I haven’t watched the news since the election night. How long can I keep this up do you think?
My husband goes back to work tomorrow, so I have to start doing preschool pickup for the boys with the baby in tow. Thankfully he’s going in late for two weeks, so I have that time to adjust and get ready to do the morning routine and drop-off solo. 😅
November 12, 2024 at 12:30 AM
My husband goes back to work tomorrow, so I have to start doing preschool pickup for the boys with the baby in tow. Thankfully he’s going in late for two weeks, so I have that time to adjust and get ready to do the morning routine and drop-off solo. 😅
Democrats really need to be more cutthroat and mean. Go lower, do something drastic, please. But they never do.
It's absurd and counterproductive just how hard Democrats work to portray themselves as bipartisan and happy to work with Republicans. There's no evidence it helps! All it does is normalize and validate Republicans!
Lean into to negative partisanship. Tell your constituents the truth about the GOP.
Lean into to negative partisanship. Tell your constituents the truth about the GOP.
My hot take on Democratic politicians propagandizing their legislative achievements:
Democratic state parties should be putting up road signs next to infrastructure projects in Republican district:
Democratic state parties should be putting up road signs next to infrastructure projects in Republican district:
November 9, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Democrats really need to be more cutthroat and mean. Go lower, do something drastic, please. But they never do.
Grateful I have a newborn at this time so I can be too busy and distracted and tired to watch the news and acknowledge reality for a while.
November 9, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Grateful I have a newborn at this time so I can be too busy and distracted and tired to watch the news and acknowledge reality for a while.
Should I be over here instead?
November 9, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Should I be over here instead?
I don’t know how this site works yet, like how are randoms liking my simple “finally!” tweet?? 👀
September 27, 2023 at 12:44 AM
I don’t know how this site works yet, like how are randoms liking my simple “finally!” tweet?? 👀