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Megatronus Hex
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From the tempest fury, the spark ignites! He/him. Stealing the golden disk to go back in time and stop humanity evolving doesn't seem so bad now, does it?
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A tweet from Politico in 2015, quoting Donald Trump: "If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?"
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Megatron from Beast Wars, facepalming in annoyance.
November 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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If you see this (and wish to) post four female characters you love.
Donna Noble from series 4 of Doctor Who. Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls. Sharon "Athena" Agathon from Battlestar Galactica. Fern from Frieren: Beyond Journey's End.
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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foone.org/ponies/zohran/
November 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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An excerpt from Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol": "Are there no prisons?" asked Scrooge. "Plenty of prisons," said the gentleman, laying down the pen again. "And the Union workhouses?" demanded Scrooge. "Are they still in operation?" "They are. Still," returned the gentleman, "I wish I could say they were not." "The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour, then?" said Scrooge. "Both very busy, sir." "Oh! I was afraid, from what you said at first, that something had occurred to stop them in their useful course," said Scrooge. "I am very glad to hear it."
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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He perpetually looks like Thunder from Big Trouble in Little China, like he's about to start inflating at any moment.
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Sauron, speaking through a spokesperson, has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
The Mouth of Sauron, emissary of the Dark Lord, who entreats with representatives of the Armies of the West when they march on Mordor.
November 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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...is that the Batman the Animated Series font?

It's not just me, right?
A DVD cover for Batman: The Complete Animated Series.
October 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

Don't mind us, just looking for the Golden Disk.
Dinobot, Megatron, Terrorsaur, Waspinator and Tarantulus from the animated short "Theft of the Golden Disk."
October 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Sorry, I meant Gran. Those three-eyed guys.
October 8, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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The fictional show Baby Fights, from Gravity Falls.
September 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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John Spencer as Leo McGarry, Chief of Staff to the President in The West Wing, known for "Big Block of Cheese Day."
September 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Me: thoughts and prayers to Charlie Kirk.

The gods I'm praying to:
Pierre-Paul Prud'hon's "Justice and Divine Vengeance Pursuing Crime"
September 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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I say we commemorate the life of Charles E. Cheese Kirk and follow his advice about shooting victims:
Charlie Kirk, beneath a headline: "Charlie Kirk on Mass Shooting Victims: We cannot allow them to emotionally hijack the narrative"
September 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Post a meme made by you.
Rey from The Rise of Skywalker is asked who she is. She looks off in the distance and sees not Luke and Leia but Radar O'Reilly from M*A*S*H, and decides to call herself "Rey Dar O'Reilly."
September 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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I mean, if ANYONE has no room to talk...
Donald Trump stands in front of piles of fast food, ordered during the 2019 government shutdown.
August 26, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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What is the HARDEST line ever said in the history of cinema? 🎥

"I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am."
Darth Vader walks and talks with Commander Jerjerrod, in charge of construction of the Death Star II.
August 24, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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*camera close up on Chochem, from "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" as thunder rolls*

Tom Servo: "Diarrhoea is like a storm raging inside you"
*camera close up on Chochem, from "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" as thunder rolls* Tom Servo: "Diarrhoea is like a storm raging inside you"
August 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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I genuinely don't know who the Designated Heir is. I mean, ostensibly it should be JD Vance as his toady VP, but even MAGA don't like him. Is there anyone even remotely positioned to pick up the pieces? Or is it going to be a thousand-way free-for-all?
The cover of adult colouring book "Backstabbing B*tches," showing a stick figure stabbing another stick figure in the back.
August 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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graphic of a gold star written "has never even opened ChatGPT"
August 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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An animated gif of a bursting bubble.
August 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Fuck Harry Potter

Go read Discworld
The cover for "The Colour of Magic" by the late Sir Terry Pratchett
August 11, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Indiana Jones looks down at the Holy Grail in his hand, from "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade"
August 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Andrew Cuomo: "In case you forgot, I'm Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandsom of Andrea. Welcome to the heavyweight bout, @ZohranKMamdani This is a two man race. You look tired already. It's just the second round." Dril: "joke's on you: i actually love being body slammed by one dozen perfect wrestlers. and my mouth isn't filled with bloodm, it's victory wine"
August 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Dril tweet, "joke's on you: i actually lover being body slammed by one dozen perfect wrestlers. and my mouth isn't filled with bloodm, it's victory wine"
August 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM