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From the tempest fury, the spark ignites! He/him. Stealing the golden disk to go back in time and stop humanity evolving doesn't seem so bad now, does it?
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
November 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
If you see this (and wish to) post four female characters you love.
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
November 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
He perpetually looks like Thunder from Big Trouble in Little China, like he's about to start inflating at any moment.
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Sauron, speaking through a spokesperson, has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
...is that the Batman the Animated Series font?

It's not just me, right?
October 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

Don't mind us, just looking for the Golden Disk.
October 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Sorry, I meant Gran. Those three-eyed guys.
October 8, 2025 at 12:06 PM
September 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM
September 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Me: thoughts and prayers to Charlie Kirk.

The gods I'm praying to:
September 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I say we commemorate the life of Charles E. Cheese Kirk and follow his advice about shooting victims:
September 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Post a meme made by you.
September 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I mean, if ANYONE has no room to talk...
August 26, 2025 at 7:00 AM
What is the HARDEST line ever said in the history of cinema? 🎥

"I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am."
August 24, 2025 at 8:18 AM
*camera close up on Chochem, from "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" as thunder rolls*

Tom Servo: "Diarrhoea is like a storm raging inside you"
August 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I genuinely don't know who the Designated Heir is. I mean, ostensibly it should be JD Vance as his toady VP, but even MAGA don't like him. Is there anyone even remotely positioned to pick up the pieces? Or is it going to be a thousand-way free-for-all?
August 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
August 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
August 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Fuck Harry Potter

Go read Discworld
August 11, 2025 at 8:39 AM
August 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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August 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM