Megaster
@megaster819.bsky.social
Just some bi guy. I live to mansplain, manipulate, malewife. "One of the good chasers" -my ex (He/they)
Halariel: look, its fine, you don have to-
Gandalf: A wizard is never late, nor early, he-
Halariel: this makes it so much worse, you know.
Gandalf: A wizard is never late, nor early, he-
Halariel: this makes it so much worse, you know.
December 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Halariel: look, its fine, you don have to-
Gandalf: A wizard is never late, nor early, he-
Halariel: this makes it so much worse, you know.
Gandalf: A wizard is never late, nor early, he-
Halariel: this makes it so much worse, you know.
Dating short guys fuckin rules i feel like android 18 in that one piece of fanart
December 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Dating short guys fuckin rules i feel like android 18 in that one piece of fanart
Man Mr Beast probably has more than one of those "trapped in X for 30 days" running at the same time, so there's weeks where he just roams in a complex from a woman trapped on a sky platform to some kid buried underground to a man locked in a completely gray room with no color. Its fucking insane
December 23, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Man Mr Beast probably has more than one of those "trapped in X for 30 days" running at the same time, so there's weeks where he just roams in a complex from a woman trapped on a sky platform to some kid buried underground to a man locked in a completely gray room with no color. Its fucking insane
Glitch studios has such a cool mission i wish they made anything good
December 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Glitch studios has such a cool mission i wish they made anything good
I know this sounds sociopathic, but does anyone else tailor their answers to common questions to learn the most about the other person? Not to please them necessarily, just learn the most you can. My favorite album isn't The Mollusk, but its just weird enough for me to know if you're cool.
December 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I know this sounds sociopathic, but does anyone else tailor their answers to common questions to learn the most about the other person? Not to please them necessarily, just learn the most you can. My favorite album isn't The Mollusk, but its just weird enough for me to know if you're cool.
Had a dream I turned into a robot. Like it was still just me, but in a metal, idealized form. My coworker asked me how I was eating that burger and I popped open my hip to reveal a canister of acid, it was wild
December 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Had a dream I turned into a robot. Like it was still just me, but in a metal, idealized form. My coworker asked me how I was eating that burger and I popped open my hip to reveal a canister of acid, it was wild
Listening to a few covers of Die Anywhre Else and, man, some of yall just don't get it. It's a song about desperately leaving your hometown for something g better and wondering if you were ever or will ever be important enough to them to remember. It's not a fuckin anime op, gamechops.
December 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Listening to a few covers of Die Anywhre Else and, man, some of yall just don't get it. It's a song about desperately leaving your hometown for something g better and wondering if you were ever or will ever be important enough to them to remember. It's not a fuckin anime op, gamechops.
You ever think about different paths you could've taken if small variables were different? I could've been a basketball player, a soccer player, a sound guy for a stage company, an engineer,or anything else, yet here i am. A cook going to school to be a nurse. It's a real mindfuck
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
You ever think about different paths you could've taken if small variables were different? I could've been a basketball player, a soccer player, a sound guy for a stage company, an engineer,or anything else, yet here i am. A cook going to school to be a nurse. It's a real mindfuck
Playing Detroit become human(pre owned copy, im not giving that fucker money). when the team they paid to write it writes it, it's good, but sometimes cage stops harassing women to type out an email that says "the robots have their own section at the back of the bus" while furiously jacking off
December 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Playing Detroit become human(pre owned copy, im not giving that fucker money). when the team they paid to write it writes it, it's good, but sometimes cage stops harassing women to type out an email that says "the robots have their own section at the back of the bus" while furiously jacking off
I'm so sorry, countercultural song that happens to be popular. This is your destiny, Get in the Pro-state action movie montage
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I'm so sorry, countercultural song that happens to be popular. This is your destiny, Get in the Pro-state action movie montage
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Christ on a cracker — these seemingly hostile drones only missed Zelensky’s plane because he was unexpectedly early www.thejournal.ie/drones-dubli...
Four unidentified military-style drones breached no-fly zone to target Zelenskyy's arrival in Dublin
Gardaí are investigating whether the drones took off from land in Dublin or from an undetected ship.
www.thejournal.ie
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Christ on a cracker — these seemingly hostile drones only missed Zelensky’s plane because he was unexpectedly early www.thejournal.ie/drones-dubli...
Now I'm cold
You hoo on my balls
Sittin in the shower, no hot water
The ice thaws
You hoo on my balls
Sittin in the shower, no hot water
The ice thaws
December 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Now I'm cold
You hoo on my balls
Sittin in the shower, no hot water
The ice thaws
You hoo on my balls
Sittin in the shower, no hot water
The ice thaws
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remade gentlementlemen in HD because a version didnt exist in HD with the samples actually in sync with the song
December 1, 2025 at 8:57 AM
remade gentlementlemen in HD because a version didnt exist in HD with the samples actually in sync with the song
The only thing that can drive men more crazy than playing hard to get is The Boudary Respecter
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The only thing that can drive men more crazy than playing hard to get is The Boudary Respecter
Anime OPs will have lyrics like "Fighting gods without sweat on my brow / I'm the harvester for an equal world" and be about a guy trying to fuck a 13-year-old manticore that's also somehow his sister
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Anime OPs will have lyrics like "Fighting gods without sweat on my brow / I'm the harvester for an equal world" and be about a guy trying to fuck a 13-year-old manticore that's also somehow his sister
"Yo who's in that group chat"
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"Yo who's in that group chat"
bf finally sho23d me Rango last night and I was like "I'm sure it's good but there's no way it's THAT good" and I was so wrong. Oh my god it's peak. The Alabaster Chariot, Jake's mustache, the way the pipes are rendered, it's simply nothin but peak
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
bf finally sho23d me Rango last night and I was like "I'm sure it's good but there's no way it's THAT good" and I was so wrong. Oh my god it's peak. The Alabaster Chariot, Jake's mustache, the way the pipes are rendered, it's simply nothin but peak
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A BIG @kickstarter.com pledge cancelled. We dropped 14% overnight. It happens. If this story matters to you: RT, share, tell someone. bit.ly/croc-dance-ks
The Mami Wata doesn't go down that easy. We're going to make this film!
#projectwelove #kickstarter #indiefilm #defiant
The Mami Wata doesn't go down that easy. We're going to make this film!
#projectwelove #kickstarter #indiefilm #defiant
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 AM
A BIG @kickstarter.com pledge cancelled. We dropped 14% overnight. It happens. If this story matters to you: RT, share, tell someone. bit.ly/croc-dance-ks
The Mami Wata doesn't go down that easy. We're going to make this film!
#projectwelove #kickstarter #indiefilm #defiant
The Mami Wata doesn't go down that easy. We're going to make this film!
#projectwelove #kickstarter #indiefilm #defiant
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the penis mightier than the sword
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 AM
the penis mightier than the sword
One obvious thing about learning to cook that people forget is that once you have a certain base knowledge you can just. Make Anything. Ramen pastry. Scampi pizza. The Mac Brick(a 6in by 6in mac and cheese bite). The world is your oyster
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
One obvious thing about learning to cook that people forget is that once you have a certain base knowledge you can just. Make Anything. Ramen pastry. Scampi pizza. The Mac Brick(a 6in by 6in mac and cheese bite). The world is your oyster
man is a fuckin manon pinup gonna be what gets me back in the gym
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
man is a fuckin manon pinup gonna be what gets me back in the gym
Simply be kind to the boys that are into ttrpgs and mecha and one day you too will be surrounded by beautiful women
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Simply be kind to the boys that are into ttrpgs and mecha and one day you too will be surrounded by beautiful women
im sorry tboy your beard is on poimt but your swag is too sick. you need to dress Worse or theyll kill you
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
im sorry tboy your beard is on poimt but your swag is too sick. you need to dress Worse or theyll kill you
One of y'all has to give him a digital copy of Celeste. It just has to happen.
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
One of y'all has to give him a digital copy of Celeste. It just has to happen.
So you got your cursed item that urges it's bearer to do terrible things. But imagine: one that wants you to do chores. A deep, echoing voice rings in your head from the Chrysalis: "WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WASHED YOUR SHEETS?"
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
So you got your cursed item that urges it's bearer to do terrible things. But imagine: one that wants you to do chores. A deep, echoing voice rings in your head from the Chrysalis: "WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WASHED YOUR SHEETS?"