Megan
@megantx.bsky.social
54 she/her
Really hope no friends or family find this account
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Yes, bad experiences are why I have these boundaries 🤷♀️
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Yes, bad experiences are why I have these boundaries 🤷♀️
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Please do not Follow me if you have no profile description, no Replies, and/or fewer than 5 posts. I will almost certainly block you
Yes, bad experiences are why I have these boundaries 🤷♀️
December 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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If you choose not to respect this boundary, I will block you
Please do not Follow me if you have no profile description, no Replies, and/or fewer than 5 posts. I will almost certainly block you
Yes, bad experiences are why I have these boundaries 🤷♀️
If you choose not to respect this boundary, I will block you
Please do not Follow me if you have no profile description, no Replies, and/or fewer than 5 posts. I will almost certainly block you
Yes, bad experiences are why I have these boundaries 🤷♀️
A screenshot from a video made on Tuesday. Big dildo fully in my cunt while I’m getting the hand wet and ready for it’s turn 🤭
December 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
A screenshot from a video made on Tuesday. Big dildo fully in my cunt while I’m getting the hand wet and ready for it’s turn 🤭
Bought a couple new toys (the two in the middle). Not sure about the clenched fist 🤔.
And I’m kinda creeped out by the asymmetrical last two fingers on the other toy, but the reviews were awesome 😂
Yes, I am exploring a fingering / fisting fantasy
And I’m kinda creeped out by the asymmetrical last two fingers on the other toy, but the reviews were awesome 😂
Yes, I am exploring a fingering / fisting fantasy
December 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Bought a couple new toys (the two in the middle). Not sure about the clenched fist 🤔.
And I’m kinda creeped out by the asymmetrical last two fingers on the other toy, but the reviews were awesome 😂
Yes, I am exploring a fingering / fisting fantasy
And I’m kinda creeped out by the asymmetrical last two fingers on the other toy, but the reviews were awesome 😂
Yes, I am exploring a fingering / fisting fantasy
Used this for the first time on Tuesday. Holy. Fucking. Hell. The clit suction is magic. Orgasms were off the charts. I almost didn’t want to stop, but I had bigger toys to get in my 🐱
December 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Used this for the first time on Tuesday. Holy. Fucking. Hell. The clit suction is magic. Orgasms were off the charts. I almost didn’t want to stop, but I had bigger toys to get in my 🐱
I added a new toy for my 🐱play this afternoon. Yes, all 4 were used. The Fister is fun! Only taking in the hand, not the forearm. I’m not crazy. I am however exhausted from all the orgasms. And my cunt is sore 😢
December 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I added a new toy for my 🐱play this afternoon. Yes, all 4 were used. The Fister is fun! Only taking in the hand, not the forearm. I’m not crazy. I am however exhausted from all the orgasms. And my cunt is sore 😢
I forgot to take my bra off last night, but now they are free! New hair too
December 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I forgot to take my bra off last night, but now they are free! New hair too
This dancing dog stole the show
YouTube video by America's Got Talent
youtube.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Ass play for the videos I made tonight. No, the videos will not be posted. Blue dildo was swapped out for the glass butt plug tonight
Exhausted and heading to bed 😴
Exhausted and heading to bed 😴
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Ass play for the videos I made tonight. No, the videos will not be posted. Blue dildo was swapped out for the glass butt plug tonight
Exhausted and heading to bed 😴
Exhausted and heading to bed 😴
I’ve realized I sleep better if I watch The Voice Norway before falling asleep. I haven’t posted a clip in a while so enjoy
youtu.be/NL3X3Z3YwNM?...
youtu.be/NL3X3Z3YwNM?...
Hedda Schmidt vs. Andrea B. Holm | Feels Like This (Maisie Peters) | Battles | The Voice Norway 2025
YouTube video by The Voice Norway
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I’ve realized I sleep better if I watch The Voice Norway before falling asleep. I haven’t posted a clip in a while so enjoy
youtu.be/NL3X3Z3YwNM?...
youtu.be/NL3X3Z3YwNM?...
I emerged from my fortress of solitude to take out my garbage - twice! - even though it is 22 degrees. That is my weekend accomplishment 🏅😰
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I emerged from my fortress of solitude to take out my garbage - twice! - even though it is 22 degrees. That is my weekend accomplishment 🏅😰
I took down my pictures from the day I took the whole dildo in my cunt because I felt hideous. I am reposting them and trying to be kinder to myself
If you have any unkind thoughts, please keep them to yourself
If you have any unkind thoughts, please keep them to yourself
December 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I took down my pictures from the day I took the whole dildo in my cunt because I felt hideous. I am reposting them and trying to be kinder to myself
If you have any unkind thoughts, please keep them to yourself
If you have any unkind thoughts, please keep them to yourself
Ready for snow! Well, once I put on pants and a coat
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Ready for snow! Well, once I put on pants and a coat
💯 Gen X core memories triggered
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
💯 Gen X core memories triggered
A few Christmas posts from Threads.
December 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
A few Christmas posts from Threads.
Someone asked me to try to get my big, veiny dildo in my cunt. I’m not sharing the videos, but here are a couple stills.
I am very proud at how far I got it in but think I will be retiring that dildo. Some things just aren’t meant to be in my 🐱
(no comments on my cellulite please)
I am very proud at how far I got it in but think I will be retiring that dildo. Some things just aren’t meant to be in my 🐱
(no comments on my cellulite please)
November 30, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Someone asked me to try to get my big, veiny dildo in my cunt. I’m not sharing the videos, but here are a couple stills.
I am very proud at how far I got it in but think I will be retiring that dildo. Some things just aren’t meant to be in my 🐱
(no comments on my cellulite please)
I am very proud at how far I got it in but think I will be retiring that dildo. Some things just aren’t meant to be in my 🐱
(no comments on my cellulite please)
I’ve been awake since around 3:30am, when the apartment complex started blowing the snow off the sidewalks. Can’t wait to take a nap 🥱
November 30, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I’ve been awake since around 3:30am, when the apartment complex started blowing the snow off the sidewalks. Can’t wait to take a nap 🥱
Snow! Santa needs to bring me some snow boots and maybe a snowsuit so I can indulge my inner child and play in the snow 🌨️❄️☃️
November 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Snow! Santa needs to bring me some snow boots and maybe a snowsuit so I can indulge my inner child and play in the snow 🌨️❄️☃️
I can’t with this frog’s cropped pants 😂. I may accidentally send this to my friend saying “isn’t he adorable”. ‘Tis the season for impractical gifts
November 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I can’t with this frog’s cropped pants 😂. I may accidentally send this to my friend saying “isn’t he adorable”. ‘Tis the season for impractical gifts
I’ve posted pictures of my tits and my cunt. Here is one of my ass with the purple twisty dildo in it. This concludes my NSFW self-portraits show 🎬
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I’ve posted pictures of my tits and my cunt. Here is one of my ass with the purple twisty dildo in it. This concludes my NSFW self-portraits show 🎬
With the holidays and the US politics, my Anti-Anxiety spell jar needs to be the size of my purse
I got the Blessed Home jar before I listed my house, and it sold in a week at asking price, no inspection, 3 week close. Not saying the jar is magic but it didn’t hurt. Plus they’re pretty
I got the Blessed Home jar before I listed my house, and it sold in a week at asking price, no inspection, 3 week close. Not saying the jar is magic but it didn’t hurt. Plus they’re pretty
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
With the holidays and the US politics, my Anti-Anxiety spell jar needs to be the size of my purse
I got the Blessed Home jar before I listed my house, and it sold in a week at asking price, no inspection, 3 week close. Not saying the jar is magic but it didn’t hurt. Plus they’re pretty
I got the Blessed Home jar before I listed my house, and it sold in a week at asking price, no inspection, 3 week close. Not saying the jar is magic but it didn’t hurt. Plus they’re pretty
As if I need one more sad song in my life. Makes me want to drink a Guinness and smoke some Marlboro Lights. I don’t smoke anymore, but there are days where I really, really miss it 😔. Excuse my while I wallow in melancholy for a bit
youtu.be/Yq6qkq_TWAM?...
youtu.be/Yq6qkq_TWAM?...
Laufey - Promise (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Laufey
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
As if I need one more sad song in my life. Makes me want to drink a Guinness and smoke some Marlboro Lights. I don’t smoke anymore, but there are days where I really, really miss it 😔. Excuse my while I wallow in melancholy for a bit
youtu.be/Yq6qkq_TWAM?...
youtu.be/Yq6qkq_TWAM?...
Bluesky has sabotaged my expectations. I looked at some local dating sites. Imagine my shock (sarcasm) when I found no younger men looking for sexy older women. Or even older men looking for women my age. I really don’t want to try FetLife again. Good thing I’m used to celibacy 😢
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Bluesky has sabotaged my expectations. I looked at some local dating sites. Imagine my shock (sarcasm) when I found no younger men looking for sexy older women. Or even older men looking for women my age. I really don’t want to try FetLife again. Good thing I’m used to celibacy 😢
I was so excited about the snow that fell overnight. Things went downhill after that - with the exception of the posts by @assenziodistile.bsky.social - and now at 2:30pm I am going to take some melatonin and crawl back into bed. I don’t want to think any more today. I’m done 😑
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I was so excited about the snow that fell overnight. Things went downhill after that - with the exception of the posts by @assenziodistile.bsky.social - and now at 2:30pm I am going to take some melatonin and crawl back into bed. I don’t want to think any more today. I’m done 😑
The maintenance guy for the apartment was here, and when I told him I was basically early retired he did a double take and asked how old I was. He told me I looked so young, and I will be riding that high the rest of the year 😎
November 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The maintenance guy for the apartment was here, and when I told him I was basically early retired he did a double take and asked how old I was. He told me I looked so young, and I will be riding that high the rest of the year 😎