Megan
@megantx.bsky.social
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Megan
@megantx.bsky.social
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Yes, bad experiences are why I have these boundaries 🤷♀️
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2026 already sucks 🙇🏻♀️😥 Any of my international followers willing to let me move in until Trump dies?🏃🏻♀️🧳
January 3, 2026 at 3:21 PM
2026 already sucks 🙇🏻♀️😥 Any of my international followers willing to let me move in until Trump dies?🏃🏻♀️🧳
This is the second day I have spent in my pajamas. In other news, my trusted vibrating wand has failed me, and I have not cum in days. I’m not starting the new year with any enthusiasm 😔
January 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM
This is the second day I have spent in my pajamas. In other news, my trusted vibrating wand has failed me, and I have not cum in days. I’m not starting the new year with any enthusiasm 😔
Happy New Year, my friends! You made me laugh, turned me on, and even made me cry with your kind words. Thank you for everything. You are a huge part of 2025 being the best year of this decade 😘❤️🥳
January 1, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Happy New Year, my friends! You made me laugh, turned me on, and even made me cry with your kind words. Thank you for everything. You are a huge part of 2025 being the best year of this decade 😘❤️🥳
Me: I need to cut back on my discretionary spending
Also me: Everything is 15% off! And the business supports women who flee domestic violence; so this is like a charitable contribution 🤔
Also me: Everything is 15% off! And the business supports women who flee domestic violence; so this is like a charitable contribution 🤔
December 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Me: I need to cut back on my discretionary spending
Also me: Everything is 15% off! And the business supports women who flee domestic violence; so this is like a charitable contribution 🤔
Also me: Everything is 15% off! And the business supports women who flee domestic violence; so this is like a charitable contribution 🤔
The Sheep Detectives | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
youtu.be
December 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
A break from my NSFW posts - angry puppies! The angry, silent Yorkie 😂🥰
December 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
A break from my NSFW posts - angry puppies! The angry, silent Yorkie 😂🥰
Yep, one year later, and I’m still wishing I could skip to 2030 😤
December 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Yep, one year later, and I’m still wishing I could skip to 2030 😤
I’ve been awake since 2am, and it’s supposed to rain the rest of the day. I’ve scarfed down 2 cinnamon rolls for breakfast and am now ready to hibernate in bed listening to the rain😴🌧️
December 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’ve been awake since 2am, and it’s supposed to rain the rest of the day. I’ve scarfed down 2 cinnamon rolls for breakfast and am now ready to hibernate in bed listening to the rain😴🌧️
Please do not DM me.
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Yes, bad experiences are why I have these boundaries 🤷♀️
December 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Please do not DM me.
If you choose not to respect this boundary, I will block you
Please do not Follow me if you have no profile description, no Replies, and/or fewer than 5 posts. I will almost certainly block you
Yes, bad experiences are why I have these boundaries 🤷♀️
If you choose not to respect this boundary, I will block you
Please do not Follow me if you have no profile description, no Replies, and/or fewer than 5 posts. I will almost certainly block you
Yes, bad experiences are why I have these boundaries 🤷♀️
A screenshot from a video made on Tuesday. Big dildo fully in my cunt while I’m getting the hand wet and ready for it’s turn 🤭
December 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
A screenshot from a video made on Tuesday. Big dildo fully in my cunt while I’m getting the hand wet and ready for it’s turn 🤭
Bought a couple new toys (the two in the middle). Not sure about the clenched fist 🤔.
And I’m kinda creeped out by the asymmetrical last two fingers on the other toy, but the reviews were awesome 😂
Yes, I am exploring a fingering / fisting fantasy
And I’m kinda creeped out by the asymmetrical last two fingers on the other toy, but the reviews were awesome 😂
Yes, I am exploring a fingering / fisting fantasy
December 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Bought a couple new toys (the two in the middle). Not sure about the clenched fist 🤔.
And I’m kinda creeped out by the asymmetrical last two fingers on the other toy, but the reviews were awesome 😂
Yes, I am exploring a fingering / fisting fantasy
And I’m kinda creeped out by the asymmetrical last two fingers on the other toy, but the reviews were awesome 😂
Yes, I am exploring a fingering / fisting fantasy
Used this for the first time on Tuesday. Holy. Fucking. Hell. The clit suction is magic. Orgasms were off the charts. I almost didn’t want to stop, but I had bigger toys to get in my 🐱
December 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Used this for the first time on Tuesday. Holy. Fucking. Hell. The clit suction is magic. Orgasms were off the charts. I almost didn’t want to stop, but I had bigger toys to get in my 🐱
I added a new toy for my 🐱play this afternoon. Yes, all 4 were used. The Fister is fun! Only taking in the hand, not the forearm. I’m not crazy. I am however exhausted from all the orgasms. And my cunt is sore 😢
December 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I added a new toy for my 🐱play this afternoon. Yes, all 4 were used. The Fister is fun! Only taking in the hand, not the forearm. I’m not crazy. I am however exhausted from all the orgasms. And my cunt is sore 😢
I forgot to take my bra off last night, but now they are free! New hair too
December 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I forgot to take my bra off last night, but now they are free! New hair too
This dancing dog stole the show
YouTube video by America's Got Talent
youtube.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Ass play for the videos I made tonight. No, the videos will not be posted. Blue dildo was swapped out for the glass butt plug tonight
Exhausted and heading to bed 😴
Exhausted and heading to bed 😴
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Ass play for the videos I made tonight. No, the videos will not be posted. Blue dildo was swapped out for the glass butt plug tonight
Exhausted and heading to bed 😴
Exhausted and heading to bed 😴
I’ve realized I sleep better if I watch The Voice Norway before falling asleep. I haven’t posted a clip in a while so enjoy
youtu.be/NL3X3Z3YwNM?...
youtu.be/NL3X3Z3YwNM?...
Hedda Schmidt vs. Andrea B. Holm | Feels Like This (Maisie Peters) | Battles | The Voice Norway 2025
YouTube video by The Voice Norway
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I’ve realized I sleep better if I watch The Voice Norway before falling asleep. I haven’t posted a clip in a while so enjoy
youtu.be/NL3X3Z3YwNM?...
youtu.be/NL3X3Z3YwNM?...
I emerged from my fortress of solitude to take out my garbage - twice! - even though it is 22 degrees. That is my weekend accomplishment 🏅😰
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I emerged from my fortress of solitude to take out my garbage - twice! - even though it is 22 degrees. That is my weekend accomplishment 🏅😰
I took down my pictures from the day I took the whole dildo in my cunt because I felt hideous. I am reposting them and trying to be kinder to myself
If you have any unkind thoughts, please keep them to yourself
If you have any unkind thoughts, please keep them to yourself
December 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I took down my pictures from the day I took the whole dildo in my cunt because I felt hideous. I am reposting them and trying to be kinder to myself
If you have any unkind thoughts, please keep them to yourself
If you have any unkind thoughts, please keep them to yourself
Ready for snow! Well, once I put on pants and a coat
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Ready for snow! Well, once I put on pants and a coat
💯 Gen X core memories triggered
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
💯 Gen X core memories triggered
A few Christmas posts from Threads.
December 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
A few Christmas posts from Threads.
Someone asked me to try to get my big, veiny dildo in my cunt. I’m not sharing the videos, but here are a couple stills.
I am very proud at how far I got it in but think I will be retiring that dildo. Some things just aren’t meant to be in my 🐱
(no comments on my cellulite please)
I am very proud at how far I got it in but think I will be retiring that dildo. Some things just aren’t meant to be in my 🐱
(no comments on my cellulite please)
November 30, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Someone asked me to try to get my big, veiny dildo in my cunt. I’m not sharing the videos, but here are a couple stills.
I am very proud at how far I got it in but think I will be retiring that dildo. Some things just aren’t meant to be in my 🐱
(no comments on my cellulite please)
I am very proud at how far I got it in but think I will be retiring that dildo. Some things just aren’t meant to be in my 🐱
(no comments on my cellulite please)