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megan gruber
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comedian, avid f1 watcher
u know that one question that’s like “how many owls would you have to find in ur house before u start assuming someone’s putting them there?” i’m getting suspicious, but not there yet
February 7, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Reposted by megan gruber
Been thinking of perfect book titles. Titles that encompass all the book is trying to express.

“Charlotte’s Web” is a perfect book title.

I’m sure there are others.
February 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Can we give one of these cows to RFK Jr, since he likes drinking straight from the utter. Just wanna see what would happen…
Breaking News: Cows in Nevada have been infected with a new form of bird flu, indicating that the virus may pose a more persistent risk to people than thought.
Cows Have Been Infected With a Second Form of Bird Flu
A new version of the virus is widespread in wild birds but had not previously been detected in cows.
www.nytimes.com
February 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Speaking for the youth and future of America: I know my voice doesn’t matter to you but CAN‼️WE‼️NOT‼️
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Feb 5
UPDATE: Trump said he and Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu talked Tuesday about relocating Palestinians and leveling Gaza, which he suggested could be the “Riviera of the Middle East” under U.S. ownership.
Trump says he wants the U.S. to take ownership of the Gaza Strip
Trump said he and Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu talked Tuesday about relocating Palestinians and leveling Gaza, which he suggested could be the "Riviera of the Middle East" under U.S. ownership.
www.npr.org
February 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
For more check out: “President blames immigrants for his erectile disfunction”
President Trump without evidence blamed FAA diversity programs and the Biden administration for the deadly midair aircraft collision in Washington, D.C., that took place Wednesday night. No cause has been determined yet.
President Blames D.E.I. and Biden for Crash Under Trump’s Watch
President Trump’s remarks, suggesting without evidence that diversity in hiring and other Biden administration policies somehow caused the disaster, reflected his instinct to immediately frame major e...
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
While we’re on the subject of RFK Jr, I regularly think about the fact that he went to dinner with a bear carcass in his trunk. If I found out my friend did that I would automatically assume a person was next.
January 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Well at least Witchita is back on the map!
Breaking news: A military helicopter and a regional aircraft from Kansas collided near Reagan National Airport, drawing a large emergency response near D.C. Roughly 60 people were aboard the aircraft, officials said.

Follow live updates: wapo.st/4jG7XYn
January 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM